Time for the Hail Mary Haiku!
Okay, here's the idea. You're behind by 7 or more at midfield. Only one second remains on the clock, and so you have to heave the ball into a mass of players in the end zone and hope that one of your guys comes down with it.
Sixty seconds to come up with a haiku relating to the Cal game. Hike!
Football time in Tennessee
Win or mauled by bear?
That's pretty bad. Go ahead and heave one. Maybe somebody will actually score.