Yet again, our go-to guy for this one is Orson, who I'm convinced knows everything there is to know about college football. Back story below.

The Stanford Tree has a history of alcohol-related disorderly conduct and other assorted mayhem. If you didn't already know this, drunk mascots are dangerous, and they can sometimes inflict collateral damage on unsuspecting No. 1-ranked teams.

Full poll after the jump, and, as always, this week's extracurriculars are over at Brian's mgoblog.