Blogosphere Flux Capacitor: Joel Hollingsworth, Rockstar!

by CornFromAJar on May 14, 2007 2:28 PM EDT

I'll get back to the second part of Tennessee/Vandy 1951 soon. But the Flux Capacitor tends to be unstable and jump around quite a bit. And as Doc said, when it gets up to 88 mph, you're going to see some serious stuff. This is some serious stuff.

Somewhere in this video, beneath all that glorious '80s hair, is our own fearless leader of the Big Orange Blogosphere, Joel Hollingsworth. Your mission, should you choose to stop laughing long enough to accept it, is determining which of these sexy beasts is Joel.

This, my friends, is what the YouTubes finally hath wrought:

Leave comments (oh please, please leave comments) and guesses on Joel's identity below.

Poll

Which one is Joel?

The lead singer-freak with the poofy hair and the pearly smile

1 votes

The freak with the work-glove on his guitar

4 votes

The tall, stringy-haired freak on bass

2 votes

The goof-ball on drums

1 votes

The handsome man in the shadows behind the keyboards

3 votes

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Comments

Um . . .

. . . that was a very long time ago. Very.

Quick, somebody help me find some dirt on CFAJ!

Go Vols!

by Joel Hollingsworth on May 14, 2007 4:14 PM EDT reply actions

Are you really in there?

And if you are, you gotta tell us which one!

Beat Cal! (And I really don't like Mike Conley, Jr.)

by gramsey712 on May 14, 2007 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions

Not me

I don't recognize anybody in that video. Bunch of freaks, if you ask me.

At least I won't admit it except under extreme duress. Like the threat of math.

Go Vols!

by Joel Hollingsworth on May 14, 2007 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions

Math Threats

Your 80's hair band is writing checks your hypotenuse can't cash!
Don't make me go quadratic on your rhombus!
How about you calculate the instantaneous momentum of my fist as it meets your nose?
If Coach Fulmer leaves Gainsville at 1pm on a jet traveling at 400 mph two-hours after Coach Pearl leaves Tuscaloosa in a motor coach traveling at 90 mph (police escort, duhh!), who gets back to Knoxville first? What time does each arrive?

(Ok, so the last one's not really a threat, but admit it, chump...you chuckled!)

by Aerobab on May 15, 2007 8:07 AM EDT up reply actions

Pearl

Pearl arrives first no matter the destination and regardless of any other factors. No math required.

I'm am afraid for my rhombus, though.

Go Vols!

by Joel Hollingsworth on May 15, 2007 9:17 AM EDT up reply actions

I'll Guess! 1st guess...

If this is a joke, then the joke is on me. I think the glove on the end of the red guitar is the giveaway, but I've never met Joel, I just read the blog.

by crazyvolfan on May 14, 2007 8:41 PM EDT reply actions

No joke

It's funny, but it's no joke.

What is it about the glove that says "Joel"?

Go Vols!

by Joel Hollingsworth on May 14, 2007 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions

Alright

this is killing me! Are you in that video??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Maybe I'll just fill up the site with question marks until you admit it. Would ya like that????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Huh????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ??????????? Would ya?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????

Beat Cal! (And I really don't like Mike Conley, Jr.)

by gramsey712 on May 14, 2007 10:04 PM EDT reply actions