Hail Mary Haiku returns!
by Joel Hollingsworth on Aug 27, 2007 6:00 AM EDT
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PrintIt's (finally!) time for the Rocky Top Talk Hail Mary Haiku, Cal Golden Bear edition!
Here's the concept: You're behind by a touchdown or more at midfield. Only one second remains on the clock, and you have to heave the ball into a mass of players in the end zone and hope that one of your guys comes down with it. Oh, and bonus points for actually observing the traditional 5-7-5 format for haikus. Free form haikus are allowed, though. This is, after all, a desperation play.
I'll post the entries and open up the voting through the poll box on the right sidebar on Thursday morning. Voting will continue through Saturday morning, when I'll post the winner. The winner gets . . . the esteem of his or her peers! Effluent praise!
Enter yours below by clicking on the "Comment" link and pass the invitation to enter along to others.
Hike! Ooooh!
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Hail mary haiku
If we lose to Cal today,
I'll father nine kids.
Can I rhyme? Is that allowed?
Golden Bears will surely lose.
And they smell like poo.
by rulessn on Aug 27, 2007 9:41 AM EDT reply actions
another...
of his bear meat from last year.
Time to get some more.
by rulessn on Aug 27, 2007 9:48 AM EDT up reply actions
last one for now.
This time in California.
The result? The same!
by rulessn on Aug 27, 2007 9:53 AM EDT reply actions
New
how to party, but football
is a diffrent story.
by Smitty @ Rocky Top Talk on Aug 27, 2007 11:09 AM EDT reply actions
#1
My Bad, I meant Golden Bears
Lay Down for the South
out
The band is out on the field...
Nate is just plain out!
Dogs and trees
Smokey won't sit in the trees
Lifts his leg instead
by Joel Hollingsworth on Aug 30, 2007 7:42 PM EDT reply actions
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