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Racing through the five stages of grief

Well, how was your weekend? Not good, huh? We look forward to football season in general, and the Florida game in particular, for nine months, only to find ourselves relegated to a place called Dishumiliarrassment after only the third game of the season. It's positively debilitating. But we still have at least nine more games, and whether it's the Arkansas State game this coming weekend or the Georgia game in three weeks, a game that matters is coming, and we'd better get through all five stages of grief in a hurry if we're to enjoy the season. So let's do it. Right here, right now.

1. Denial. That didn't just happen. We didn't really have possession of the ball for a grand total of 27 seconds in the third quarter. We didn't really rush for a mere 37 yards, a total of 26 yards on the ground against the Gators in two years. We didn't just get completely and utterly embarrassed by a sophomore QB, a sophomore wide receiver, a third-year BCS conference coach (for the third time in a row), and a defense replacing nine of 11 starters. And we didn't just lose to our biggest rival 11 out of the last 15 tries. And if indeed all of that is true, it's really not as bad as it seems. Football is a game of inches, and we're really only a handful of inches away from actually dominating them.

2. Anger. What? Those things did actually happen? Well, at least we've been competitive, right? What do you mean, not really? Well, why is the world against us? Aren't we the good guys? And isn't it about time to end a sentence with something other than a question mark? I mean, come on! It's a conspiracy! ESPN did this to Tennessee on purpose, and you just know they're laughing in the halls in Bristol! And we would have won that game in 2000 if the STUPID REFS wouldn't have given that TOUCHDOWN to JABAR GAFFNEY! And WHAT'S UP WITH THAT ZOOK GUY STEALING OUR PLAYS IN 1991? DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON SPURRIER. JERK!!!!! AND MEYER'S WORSE THAN HIM!!!!!!!! IT'S . . . NOT . . . FAIR!!! WE DON'T DESERVE THIS!!!!

3. Bargaining. Deep breath. Okay, God. You know us Vol fans have been through a lot, and we're not mad anymore. And we know that you're probably pretty busy hearing petitions from Notre Dame fans, but we just . . . we just can't go on like this. If we could just have, say, one more national championship this decade, then we could die happy. Send us to eternal football purgatory after that, but please, if you just let us win one more, we won't ask for anything else. At least a simple SEC championship, okay? Do this for us, and we'll never speak another word of evil against Steve Spurrier.  We won't hate on Alabama. We'll tithe 10% of our concessions revenue. We'll say our prayers and give to the poor and eat whole grain bread. Just one more. Soon. Please.

4. Depression. Never mind.. It really doesn't matter anymore anyway. Go ahead and take us now. Or not. Whatever. We really don't care whether we ever win another championship on any level in any sport. We only want to sleep. Wake us up when the pain is gone. Or not. Whatever. No matter what we do, we'll never beat the Gators. And if by some small chance we do, then we won't be able to beat Georgia. And if we actually get by both of those, Spurrier will get us, or heaven forbid, Kentucky or Vandy will somehow overtake us. But it really doesn't matter, because we have . . . well, we don't really have anything. But we don't care. What's the use of having anything anyway when it just gets ripped away from you? Better not to have loved at all than to have loved and lost. Or not. Whatever.

5. Acceptance. Okay, Vol fans. You know what? We've lost to Florida. Bad. And we've lost to Cal. We're beginning the season 1-2. But the Cal loss doesn't matter half a lick because it's not the SEC,  and the Florida game is just one SEC loss, and it was our toughest in-conference game. The Gators still have to play Georgia, South Carolina, and LSU, and out of those three games, there's at least one loss (to LSU, who we don't have to play), perhaps two. We can still compete for the SEC East. Get your head up because there's a lot of season left, and we can turn this thing around. We've done it before.

Oh, and it's almost Tipoff Time in Tennessee. So there's that.

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As bad as things may seem right now, just think they could always be worse:

At least we're not Notre Dame.

  • We've got a "W" under our name.
  • We've scored an offensive touchdown (or several).
At least we haven't lost to a Division I-AA, err, Football Championship Subdivision team.

by Aerobab on Sep 17, 2007 7:59 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Depression
In reading #4, all I could picture was a "goth Joel"...absolutely hysterical!  Thanks for the smiles.  Or not.  Whatever.

by Aerobab on Sep 17, 2007 8:04 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

UGh
Fire Fulmer. It is the only way out of this.

by Smitty on Sep 17, 2007 8:44 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Mike Hamilton's email
mhamilton@utk.edu or mhamilton@tennessee.edu

Here is my letter to Hamilton:

Dear Mr. Hamilton,

I am sure your email is full of "FIRE FULMER" memos this morning and you are probably getting the point by now. I also understand that you are a busy person and just because the Vols lose to a top five team is certainly no ground to fire an individual.

Coach Fulmer has done a lot for the program. He has taken us to four SEC title games and won half of them. He assisted in recruiting and developing the greatest player in school history and brought us a National Championship. He played for the Volunteers, graduated from the University of Tennessee; and you could really say he is Tennessee Football.

However, the performance on the field Saturday is unacceptable. Watching our Volunteers get embarrassed on national television was unbearable. The team showed that it was ill prepared to play the game. If this was just one incident it would be understandable, but the way the game unfolded has been a constant theme over the last four or five years.

From the poor tackling to the terrible coverage on special teams, is fundamental football not being taught at Tennessee? With the poor performance of the special teams over the past decade; why has a special teams coach not been hired? Once upon a time no one in the country could match Tennessee's special team units. Now we rank dead last in the nation in kickoff return coverage by 24.6 yards more than the next to last place team.

The effort of the team on Saturday was not the problem, the game plan was. The lack of preparedness and ability to execute fundamentals also came back to bite the Vols.

No one is perfect and I understand that Erik Ainge isn't Peyton Manning, but with the small downgrade (and I mean small) the lack of coaching fundamentals is even more obvious.

Your advised changes after the 2005 season seemed to breathe fresh air into the program, however it turns out that the changes were just a quick fix. The only coach on the staff that has shown consistent results is Coach Taylor.

Coach Fulmer is and outstanding person and he loves the University of Tennessee, as do we all. I think we let the rest of the season pan out and quietly ask him to step down and then honor him as we do General Neyland. I just don't want to see happen to Coach Majors happen to him, but it is becoming apparent that the game is slowly passing Coach Fulmer by and it is time to go in a new direction.

Big Orange nation has full confidence that you and the committee can find another gem in the rough as you did with Coach Pearl.

Go Big Orange,
William T. Smith

by Smitty on Sep 17, 2007 10:13 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Tip Off
I especially appreciated your nod to the basketball team because personally after Saturday's loss I got a jump start on my basketball reading for this year.

I was a freshmen during "season of which we do not speak" which was ironically the same year Bruce Pearl came on the scene and gave a huge shot of adrenaline/relief to vol fans who endured a less than stellar football season.

by Getoffmyvols on Sep 17, 2007 11:43 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Thanks, Joel...
..for your expression of the exact emotions that filled my weekend.  It's too easy to call for Coach's head and i will not do so here.   Clearly,  the Florida program has left us in the dust.  I have a feeling Coach Fulmer is considering a gracious exit at season's end.  
Vinnie Testaverde is always remembered for Tennessee kicking his ass.

by RevOrange on Sep 17, 2007 11:53 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I will say...
...that despite my bloodlust and total lack of confidence in Fulmer right now, that I do think he should be given the chance to retire at season's end if that's what he wants. However, if he refuses that chance, we need a different staff regardless of how that transition would work.
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by rustytanton on Sep 17, 2007 3:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Tradition
My earliest memories of Tennessee football are from the 1960's and 1970's - Doug Dickey, The Swamp Rat, The Orange Bowl loss to Oklahoma, the classic games with Auburn and Alabama, Bobby Majors, Tim Priest, Conrad Graham taking an oski all the way back in his first start against Penn State, Lester McClain, Steve Kiner, Hacksaw Reynolds, Bill Rudder, Philip Fulmer, SEC Championships, the loss to the "Mules" at Ole Miss, Jackie Walker intercepting a pitchout and returning it for a TD, 11 straight losses to Alabama, winning in the rain and mud on Curt Watson's shoulders at Athens, Bill Battle, "When Johnny Comes (Came) Marching Home."  

Then the 1980's - Herschel's first game, incredible inconsistency, so many highs and lows, destroying Auburn in "The Loveliest Village," the sweetest of breaking the Alabama stranglehold, "Jonathan Jones, from Mumford, Tennessee, takes the pitch and goes all the way!" (John Ward) at Legion Field, the Sugar Bowl demolition of the Miami Hurricanes behind Daryl Dickey, and Lee Greenwood (the home crowd at the Sugar Bowl going crazy when he hit "to the Hills of Tennessee)" Willie Gault.  

The 1990's - the comeback at Notre Dame, the addition of two new teams to the SEC in 1992 and the loss that year to South Carolina, THE FIRING, PEYTON MANNING, TEE MARTIN, THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP. The unfortunately few victories against Florida since divisional play - but we kicked their ass in the storm in the early 1990's in Knoxville.  

The pomp and circumstance that is Big Orange Football - finally, JOHN WARD - "It's Football Time in Tennessee" always, always made me cry.

What the hell has happened?

In all those years I have never seen a Tennessee team so lifeless and so adrift as the one on the field against Florida last Saturday - apparently leaderless at both the coaching and players level.  Fulmer sighing on the sidelines, just waiting to get on the plane back to Knoxville.  Excuses, excuses, excuses.  No leadership, no plan, no adjustments.

Can you imagine what Jack Reynolds, or Al Wilson, or Reggie White, or Peyton Manning would have done in the fourth quarter Saturday?  Of course, with those guys, we would not have ever been in that situation.

Win or lose, I have always been proud to be a Vol.  Saturday, I was absolutely humiliated.  We have lost the respect of the college football world.  Florida was faster, better coached, executed better, capitalized on mistakes - they had the "killer" attitude that we have been missing for several years now.  Under Fulmer, Tennessee lost 14 games in the 1990's and, so far, 29 in the 2000's.  Bad trend.

Leadership of any organization starts at the top.

With much respect for Coach Fulmer's past accomplishments, and with much honor for a man who has bled orange more than anyone in the history of the program since he left Franklin County, I believe it is time for a new (rocky) top at Tennessee.

 

by CharlotteVolFan on Sep 17, 2007 5:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I agree, Joel...
...that we do still have a chance at winning the East and that there is some hope to salvage the season. We got Ark. St. this weekend -- should, and I repeat SHOULD, be a win -- and then we got a week off to work on things before Georgia and the rest of our season.

Now, here comes a little venting action...

LaMarcus Coker should be our starting running back and be utilized as much as possible. Period. He is, as it has been said many times, a dynamic player with playmaking ability every time he touches the ball. There is no reason, especially how little we run, why he shouldn't carry the ball every time a running play is called. Foster (sorry, Arian) is not as explosive as Coker is and should only be brought in on short yardage and goal-line situations. Is Montario Hardesty still hurt??

Who, and I repeat WHO told Ainge he could hand the ball off like that!? I am absolutely dumbfounded that that wasn't corrected. Unbelievable. I understand his pinkey finger is broken, but I think he can manage to hand the ball of with the proper hand when we only run the ball 20 times a game. (Might be an exaggerated number, but it certainly didn't feel like much more than that)

by 5th Year Critic on Sep 20, 2007 1:36 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

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