Well, you know it's been one horrid terrible awful week when I blow off the Animated BlogPoll, schedule a podcast during a live football game, and completely forget about the Hail Mary Haiku until Friday evening. Huh. A win tomorrow would do wonders for my morale, team. Just so you know. If not, I'll understand. But my co-workers won't understand me next week because I'll be practicing law in pterodactyl. I think they were fluent in Latin. An extinct animal ought to speak a dead language, don't you think?
Let us all hope that
Vols maintain their winning ways
Unlike my haikus
Stephens wins the start,
hope offense picks them apart,
doesn’t smell like a….
Watch that ford focus!
Colquitt hits bottle also.
Foiled by tree stump.
Oh Magic 8-Ball,
Will Vols beat Dawgs Saturday?
“Outlook not so good.”
The Vols aren’t real hot
But Georgia’s number we got
Vols: please score a lot
Please, oh please St. Nick,
May we see the Clawfense now?
Georgia on my mind.
Oh me oh my oh
People call me crazy cuz
I still have Vol pride
Desperate, backs against the wall
The task ahead is none to small
Cutcliff is gone offense n’ all
The dawgs will have a joyous ball
A shame Munson won’t call
At games end, dawgs will stand tall
U. G. A. L. Y.
UGA’s got no alibi!
Ugly! Sooooo Ugly!
Was any indication
we might have a chance!
Jamal coke dealer
Henry never wears rubber
Albert-Ouch! My Face!
Where is David Greene?
Earning the league minimum,
washing first string’s socks.
Fifty one to thir-
ty three, thirty five to four-
teen, Take that Mark Richt
Bulldogs Hobnailed now:
Stafford strains back lifting keg
D-Line makes him pay
by G.M.U. Vol
i live in Georgia
dawgs silent on Saturdays
Nick can audible:
fifty-one, thirty-three, Dawg,
I’ma do this here
haiku in pterodactyl
Veek Veek Veek Veek, son
Who wins this week's Hail Mary Haiku?
birdjam's Let us all hope that (2 votes)
rustytanton's Stephens wins the start (2 votes)
InBruceWeTrust's Watch that ford focus! (1 vote)
ChattVol's Oh Magic 8-Ball (2 votes)
kidbourbon's The Vols aren't real hot (3 votes)
hooper's Please, oh please St. Nick (3 votes)
Volorado's Oh me oh my oh (1 vote)
deanpat92's HAIKU FAIL ;-) (0 votes)
MeytonPanning's UGALY (0 votes)
MeytonPanning's If Alabama (0 votes)
UgaMatt's Jamal coke dealer (1 vote)
rustytanton's Where is David Greene (0 votes)
Getoffmyvols' Fifty one to thir- (0 votes)
G.M.U. Vol's Bulldogs Hobnailed now (3 votes)
thetennesseethumper's i live in Georgia (0 votes)
bobo the vol's Nick can audible (4 votes)
MightyMightyMitzu's I'ma do this here (5 votes)
27 total votes