Haiku Voting: the Inmate is Running the Asylum

Ok, so Joel normally gets these things out for voting on Thursday.  However, travel plans seem to have interrupted his normal flow of operations, and here we are on a Friday afternoon with no haikus to vote for.  (By the way, how do you pluralize haiku?  Haikus?  Haiki?  Haikuku?  Eh.)  So I'll bravely step on the fearless one's toes and get this up for you now.

Here are the candidates:

blah blah chicken joke.

blah blah chicken joke.
we hate the Ol’ Ball Coach, unless
he wants a job here.

 - thetennesseethumper

Gamecock and Vol fans,

Gamecock and Vol fans,
share a common dilemma,
with coaches past primes.

 - rustytanton

Get ready Vol fans!

Get ready Vol fans!
The Gamecocks will give pro scouts
Crunch Berry highlights.

 - ChattVol

Please please please please please

Please please please please please
please please please please please please please
please please please just win

 - rblakeh

It seems that Coffee

It seems that Coffee
Is best in larger doses
After the first meal.

 - bobo_the_vol

Sometimes, beef isn’t it.

Sometimes, beef isn’t it.
Chikin’, it’s what’s for dinner.
At least I hope so.

 - lawvol98

After ’Cocks game,

After ’Cocks game,
The admin moves much faster
And says Phil is gone.

 - Stuck in the Plains

Precipitated

Precipitated
By another hard fought loss,
with no bowl in sight,

Mathematical
Certainty: the buyout’s near.
It’s just a few mill:

Ole’ Brian Kelley
And Mark D’Antonio
Work cheaper than that.

Do not go for Boom,
Muschamp’s efforts are better
Suited for DC

What about Gruden?
We all know he runs loose ships.
And can he recruit?

 - Stuck in the Plains

Mr. Spurrier

Mr. Spurrier
I see you’ve fell on hard times
Us too. Call a truce?

 - Getoffmyvols

 

There you have it.  Vote!  (Polls close at 7 PM EST Saturday - approximately when the game of the week begins!)

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