Haiku Voting: the Inmate is Running the Asylum

Let me explain that the rules of the Hail Mary Haiku contest specifically state that the haiku form does not have to be followed. It’s a guideline, but not mandatory.

Also, please refrain from the fat jokes; they have nothing to do with Fulmer as a coach and only serve to cheapen the discussion. (On occasion, comments have been taken down when they become too personal and ad hominem.) We love to have the whole spectrum of opinions that pertain to sports and welcome your input, though.

Best of luck with Arkansas State this weekend. May your team represent the SEC well.

And lastly, I wish your wife the best of luck. I’m not in the architecture field, but I understand that Auburn has a good school for it. Kudos to the two of you for not letting the name on the front of the school interfere with her career goals. That is commendable.

Nice try, but we all know you can’t count to 9. (Small joke)

And, I must say, Hooper (or should I say Dear Leader?), I’m not sure how you uncovered all of the information about this guy’s personal life (perhaps you know him?), but I have to say that I’m impressed.

And a little scared :).

I set the poll to close at 7 PM (game time-ish) rather than something smart like noon.