Tennessee Volunteers vs. South Carolina Gamecocks: 2nd half open game thread
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Well, at least we're ahead in time of possession. Woo.
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| Score | 0 |
21 |
| 1st Downs | 6 |
6 |
| Total Yards | 90 |
142 |
| Passing | 92 |
93 |
| Rushing | -2 |
49 |
| Turnovers | 2 |
0 |
| Possession | 16:57 |
13:03 |
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first!!1!
"Florida didnt win their first SEC title until 1991 and now they think they invented football."
-Ron Zook
I know that is beneath me, and I apologize
"Florida didnt win their first SEC title until 1991 and now they think they invented football."
-Ron Zook
I thought the apology was funnier
"Florida didnt win their first SEC title until 1991 and now they think they invented football."
-Ron Zook
I'm tempted to re-post the 2nd quarter drives
Mostly out of spite at this point. I’m way closer to furious than I realized I even could be right now.
Surreal
Donald Trump endorsing Mike Leach in a segment on ABC
"Florida didnt win their first SEC title until 1991 and now they think they invented football."
-Ron Zook
I'm checking out emotionally
Coping mechanism.
Somebody tell a joke. Oh, wait. rusty already did. Thank you for that.
Go Vols!
by Joel Hollingsworth on Nov 1, 2008 8:46 PM EDT reply actions
If it was Stephens, I'd be with you
But Crompton …. no.
by Chris Pendley on Nov 1, 2008 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions
I wish I could find the video
Where someone made a video of actual people acting out a Youtube comment thread in the setting of a business meeting.
"Florida didnt win their first SEC title until 1991 and now they think they invented football."
-Ron Zook
That sounds promising
Great idea!
Go Vols!
by Joel Hollingsworth on Nov 1, 2008 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Here it is!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzgEi_u9-88
"Florida didnt win their first SEC title until 1991 and now they think they invented football."
-Ron Zook
Language warning for those offended by that
"Florida didnt win their first SEC title until 1991 and now they think they invented football."
-Ron Zook
Ah, yes
Very funny. Thanks.
Go Vols!
by Joel Hollingsworth on Nov 1, 2008 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Here you go.
There once was a QB named Crompton
who got benched for a soph’more named Stephens
With compromised views
In a photo or two,
Jon C. under center was soon slingin’
Stephens is back!
Big first pass! 49 yards!
"Florida didnt win their first SEC title until 1991 and now they think they invented football."
-Ron Zook
NICKY. STEVE.
Welcome back, darlin’.
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I will give my shirt for Tennessee today.
My love for Nicky Steve
is cerebral, not carnal, but we redheads do have to stick together.
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I will give my shirt for Tennessee today.
by Holly Anderson on Nov 1, 2008 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions
At this point, I'm not picky
Although I didn’t necessarily mean pretty in a carnal sense, just that the sight of him is welcome given the sheer unbridled terror of the 2nd quarter.
by Chris Pendley on Nov 1, 2008 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions
That was interference, wasn't it?
Go Vols!
by Joel Hollingsworth on Nov 1, 2008 9:01 PM EDT reply actions
WHY, YES.
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I will give my shirt for Tennessee today.
by Holly Anderson on Nov 1, 2008 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions
The third down play, not fourth
I don’t know about the 4th.
Go Vols!
by Joel Hollingsworth on Nov 1, 2008 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions
4th was sketchier.
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I will give my shirt for Tennessee today.
by Holly Anderson on Nov 1, 2008 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Terrible officiating is a pattern this year
There were two terrible calls against Georgia today. And I hate Georgia, so I wouldn’t just say that.
"Florida didnt win their first SEC title until 1991 and now they think they invented football."
-Ron Zook
Hey, it just occurred to me
Do I remember seeing Dan Williams out there? Wasn’t he supposed to be out this game?
Go Vols!
by Joel Hollingsworth on Nov 1, 2008 9:03 PM EDT reply actions
I think we need Tecmo Bowl Bo Jackson on our team
by highlifeman on Nov 1, 2008 9:05 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
He is.
We threw a receiver screen to him once. It got 3 yards. Haven’t seen him since.
by David Hooper on Nov 1, 2008 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Was it his attitude?
Bo was always full of himself.
by Chris Pendley on Nov 1, 2008 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Full of himself or not
Best two-sport athlete ever.
"Florida didnt win their first SEC title until 1991 and now they think they invented football."
-Ron Zook
We haven't seen a whole lot of Berry tonight, have we?
It looks like they’re rolling plays away from him.
Announcer (Davie?) says
“Obviously you have broken coverage”
"Florida didnt win their first SEC title until 1991 and now they think they invented football."
-Ron Zook
Are we still at 3 QBs total?
Go Vols!
by Joel Hollingsworth on Nov 1, 2008 9:10 PM EDT reply actions
rec'ed that one
"Florida didnt win their first SEC title until 1991 and now they think they invented football."
-Ron Zook
Stephens, Crompton, Garcia
Haven’t seen anyone else.
"Florida didnt win their first SEC title until 1991 and now they think they invented football."
-Ron Zook
Two QBs and a golden god
You get to figure out who’s who.
by Chris Pendley on Nov 1, 2008 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Was that Ayers out in coverage?
Huh.
Go Vols!
by Joel Hollingsworth on Nov 1, 2008 9:12 PM EDT reply actions
Why not?
He’s turned into a terrific lineman, so putting him into the secondary makes perfect sense this season.
Think he'd do okay at RB?
Seniority and all.
by Chris Pendley on Nov 1, 2008 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
All answers
Are now “seniority”
"Florida didnt win their first SEC title until 1991 and now they think they invented football."
-Ron Zook
Maybe we can find somewhere to put Crompton where he'l be useful
"Florida didnt win their first SEC title until 1991 and now they think they invented football."
-Ron Zook
Long snapper?
Although he’d probably overshoot the punter by 6 yards.
by Chris Pendley on Nov 1, 2008 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
safety
My wife just hid all the cutlery
It's a Beautiful day in the neighborhood......
by We Owe Johnny Majors an Apology on Nov 1, 2008 9:12 PM EDT reply actions
Welcome
Never thought I’d spend a game more interested in a “board”
It's a Beautiful day in the neighborhood......
by We Owe Johnny Majors an Apology on Nov 1, 2008 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Huh. Silver lining for us then. Welcome!
Go Vols!
by Joel Hollingsworth on Nov 1, 2008 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Thanks for the welcome
Is it time to start drinking yet?
It's a Beautiful day in the neighborhood......
by We Owe Johnny Majors an Apology on Nov 1, 2008 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
If you haven't started
You can’t catch up in time. :)
by Chris Pendley on Nov 1, 2008 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
It's always drinking time for Johnny!
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I will give my shirt for Tennessee today.
by Holly Anderson on Nov 1, 2008 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
For Old Johnny, it's always Beer O' Clock
Or whiskey o’ clock
"Florida didnt win their first SEC title until 1991 and now they think they invented football."
-Ron Zook
johnny
At least johnny had an excuse for some of the moves he made….what’s Philips?
It's a Beautiful day in the neighborhood......
by We Owe Johnny Majors an Apology on Nov 1, 2008 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
...Johnny, is that you?
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I will give my shirt for Tennessee today.
by Holly Anderson on Nov 1, 2008 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm more concerned about the .22 I have pointed at the TV
hooper, that one’s for you. ;)
by Chris Pendley on Nov 1, 2008 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Heh.
At this point, I think the schadenfreude magnetism of the TV has your .22 permanently pointed in its direction.
Seriously. Just try turning it away. Bet you can’t do it.
I'd shoot my own foot
But Tennessee’s kind of cornered the market on that tonight.
by Chris Pendley on Nov 1, 2008 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
With Stephens in
We’re only aiming a .22 at our foot. With Crompton we’re playing around with grenades and land mines that have been floating around sub-Saharan Africa for the last 35 years.
by Chris Pendley on Nov 1, 2008 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
End zone is the other way Briscoe
"Florida didnt win their first SEC title until 1991 and now they think they invented football."
-Ron Zook
Can you blame him?
I mean, we don’t really know what it is this season…..
by Chris Pendley on Nov 1, 2008 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Did the same thing against Bama, didn't he?
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I will give my shirt for Tennessee today.
by Holly Anderson on Nov 1, 2008 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
yup
"Florida didnt win their first SEC title until 1991 and now they think they invented football."
-Ron Zook
Yes, but he did it better/worse this time
Only went backwards one yard last game. Tripled that this time.
Go Vols!
by Joel Hollingsworth on Nov 1, 2008 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Heeeeeyyyyyy!
That there was a first down. Whoa.
Go Vols!
by Joel Hollingsworth on Nov 1, 2008 9:19 PM EDT reply actions
And another one!
Actually, since we’re not only through the looking glass, we’re past it and picking out drapes for the new place, we actually have as many first downs as South Carolina.
by Chris Pendley on Nov 1, 2008 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Heeeyyyy!
That was fun. Fake double reverse kind of thing. QB keeper for 7 or so. That was okay.
Go Vols!
by Joel Hollingsworth on Nov 1, 2008 9:21 PM EDT reply actions
A call
I could have made that call
It's a Beautiful day in the neighborhood......
by We Owe Johnny Majors an Apology on Nov 1, 2008 9:22 PM EDT reply actions
CAN WE DO THAT ON EVERY PLAY?
Pass Interference, I mean? That’s a great one!
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I will give my shirt for Tennessee today.
foster's run
I swear I thought i saw the ball coming loose on that run…arghhhh
It's a Beautiful day in the neighborhood......
by We Owe Johnny Majors an Apology on Nov 1, 2008 9:24 PM EDT reply actions
Grimacing
Emotions, mixed. Hoping, worrying.
Go Vols!
by Joel Hollingsworth on Nov 1, 2008 9:24 PM EDT reply actions
Over the pile!
Never get tired of that one.
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I will give my shirt for Tennessee today.
It's a good thing he got in
b/c if not, well, you know.
Go Vols!
by Joel Hollingsworth on Nov 1, 2008 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
At least Foster's fumble happened after he broke the plane this time
"Florida didnt win their first SEC title until 1991 and now they think they invented football."
-Ron Zook
I thought he flipped it
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I will give my shirt for Tennessee today.
by Holly Anderson on Nov 1, 2008 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
The last two 2-point conversions they've called
have come in situations where it wouldn’t make a damn bit of mathematical difference.
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I will give my shirt for Tennessee today.
True.
Technically, making the 2 would have brought the score to within 2 scores (with 2 more 2-point conversions).
So yeah, twice nothing is still nothing.
Well, this one technically would've
We get three TDs and get a 2-point conversion on each of ‘em, we’re tied!
Of course, now we need three more scores anyway.
by Chris Pendley on Nov 1, 2008 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
math???
I stumbled into a board full of mathematicians????
It's a Beautiful day in the neighborhood......
by We Owe Johnny Majors an Apology on Nov 1, 2008 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, he DID just get here.
So the answer would be yes. :)
by Chris Pendley on Nov 1, 2008 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
So . . .
. . . I don’t suppose it’s worth re-investing emotions into this game. Is it?
Go Vols!
by Joel Hollingsworth on Nov 1, 2008 9:27 PM EDT reply actions
ssshhhh.
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I will give my shirt for Tennessee today.
by Holly Anderson on Nov 1, 2008 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Patience.
Just be glad for the guy who was under center, guiding the team to the TD.
by Chris Pendley on Nov 1, 2008 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Off topic
I really like Cities of the Underworld
"Florida didnt win their first SEC title until 1991 and now they think they invented football."
-Ron Zook
Vlad Richard looks really cool
Like an Uruk-Hai after a few too many second-breakfasts.
Go Vols!
by Joel Hollingsworth on Nov 1, 2008 9:28 PM EDT reply actions
I'm moving over to the Texas Tech game...
… Sorry fellas. This one is over. Good luck in the coaching search.
Orange and Blue Hue: The World through GATOR-colored Glasses -- http://www.orangeandbluehue.com
Once upon a time.......
Tennessee played special teams
It's a Beautiful day in the neighborhood......
by We Owe Johnny Majors an Apology on Nov 1, 2008 9:29 PM EDT reply actions
Um, remember what we said about the gaps on the opening kickoff?
Uh-huh.
Go Vols!
by Joel Hollingsworth on Nov 1, 2008 9:29 PM EDT reply actions
lol
"Florida didnt win their first SEC title until 1991 and now they think they invented football."
-Ron Zook
Who was it who said we hadn't heard from Berry tonight?
"Florida didnt win their first SEC title until 1991 and now they think they invented football."
-Ron Zook
absolutely
"Florida didnt win their first SEC title until 1991 and now they think they invented football."
-Ron Zook
...did Baby Berry just injure TWO players??
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I will give my shirt for Tennessee today.
by Holly Anderson on Nov 1, 2008 9:32 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Without even touching them
his mere presence with the ball injures opponents.
by CornFromAJar on Nov 1, 2008 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
It's the vortex of chaos that swirls around him
Weaker players merely tremble and fall in its presence.
by Chris Pendley on Nov 1, 2008 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Wow.
Carnage after Berry touches the ball.
Go Vols!
by Joel Hollingsworth on Nov 1, 2008 9:33 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
one man highlight reel
but i think he ran out of gas…..
It's a Beautiful day in the neighborhood......
by We Owe Johnny Majors an Apology on Nov 1, 2008 9:33 PM EDT reply actions
No.
He’s conserving gas, what with the economy and all.
What a guy.
by David Hooper on Nov 1, 2008 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Nice
rec’d again, you’re on a roll tonight
"Florida didnt win their first SEC title until 1991 and now they think they invented football."
-Ron Zook
You let hooper start using math
and he gets on a roll.
Go Vols!
by Joel Hollingsworth on Nov 1, 2008 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
morley
The play of the year
It's a Beautiful day in the neighborhood......
by We Owe Johnny Majors an Apology on Nov 1, 2008 9:33 PM EDT reply actions
Hey, CfaJ
Great to see you!
Go Vols!
by Joel Hollingsworth on Nov 1, 2008 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
yep
"Florida didnt win their first SEC title until 1991 and now they think they invented football."
-Ron Zook
Agreed.
And I think he got it, but I think it wasn’t spotted correctly.
Go Vols!
by Joel Hollingsworth on Nov 1, 2008 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
4 guys lining up under center
But your point stands.
by Chris Pendley on Nov 1, 2008 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Argh
"Florida didnt win their first SEC title until 1991 and now they think they invented football."
-Ron Zook
next offensive possession
I say we call a sweep for the sideline and take out Spurrier…..
It's a Beautiful day in the neighborhood......
by We Owe Johnny Majors an Apology on Nov 1, 2008 9:38 PM EDT reply actions
but..............
We probably fumble
It's a Beautiful day in the neighborhood......
by We Owe Johnny Majors an Apology on Nov 1, 2008 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes
"Florida didnt win their first SEC title until 1991 and now they think they invented football."
-Ron Zook
good point
"Florida didnt win their first SEC title until 1991 and now they think they invented football."
-Ron Zook
better idea
Next offensive possession,,,we run a wide sweep and take out Fulmer….he could never get out of the way in time
It's a Beautiful day in the neighborhood......
by We Owe Johnny Majors an Apology on Nov 1, 2008 9:40 PM EDT reply actions
He's quicker than you think
I’ve seen him make a bee-line to some of those QBs to “give them heck”
"Florida didnt win their first SEC title until 1991 and now they think they invented football."
-Ron Zook
lol
It's a Beautiful day in the neighborhood......
by We Owe Johnny Majors an Apology on Nov 1, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
That's the part where I shut off the TV
"Florida didnt win their first SEC title until 1991 and now they think they invented football."
-Ron Zook
Can't answer that
As soon as I think about it, my eyes start bleeding.
by Chris Pendley on Nov 1, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
or fumbled
"Florida didnt win their first SEC title until 1991 and now they think they invented football."
-Ron Zook
Or thrown an INT
on a QB sneak, he could actually do it.
by CornFromAJar on Nov 1, 2008 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
nice +1
"Florida didnt win their first SEC title until 1991 and now they think they invented football."
-Ron Zook
Good point.
He would’ve attempted to throw a fade.
by Chris Pendley on Nov 1, 2008 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
true
Son, go run at that brick wall.
ok, coach
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lawvol: Gate 21 - Life, the Universe, & the Bounce of the Ball
Jim Bob Cooter did graduate, right?
It's a Beautiful day in the neighborhood......
by We Owe Johnny Majors an Apology on Nov 1, 2008 9:41 PM EDT reply actions
With a degree in cooterology
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lawvol: Gate 21 - Life, the Universe, & the Bounce of the Ball
hey lawvol...just started reading your blog....thanks
It's a Beautiful day in the neighborhood......
by We Owe Johnny Majors an Apology on Nov 1, 2008 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
thanks...
But don’t believe anything I write — all lies. Never trust lawyers.
Ooops, sorry Joel.
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lawvol: Gate 21 - Life, the Universe, & the Bounce of the Ball
for you my friend, nothing
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lawvol: Gate 21 - Life, the Universe, & the Bounce of the Ball
Whatever it is
It’s coming in six-minute increments.
Go Vols!
by Joel Hollingsworth on Nov 1, 2008 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Seriously though
hope you like it. I try
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lawvol: Gate 21 - Life, the Universe, & the Bounce of the Ball
I want to see Texas Tech and Ohio State
That’s mean.
by Chris Pendley on Nov 1, 2008 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
I like Tx Tech...
Fun to watch
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lawvol: Gate 21 - Life, the Universe, & the Bounce of the Ball
That too
But Ohio State is somehow more appropriate.
by Chris Pendley on Nov 1, 2008 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
In absence of joy, all I have is schadenfreude
And that would cheer me right up.
by Chris Pendley on Nov 1, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
The way I see it
Leach is the complete antithesis of Fulmer, and if we’re saying what Fulmer’s doing isn’t working…
The way I see it
Given how they’re playing tonight, we’re not getting him. :)
by Chris Pendley on Nov 1, 2008 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
The thing intriguing about Leach
is that he apparently also has a defense to go along with his stellar offense.
Go Vols!
by Joel Hollingsworth on Nov 1, 2008 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah they're putting it to Texas
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lawvol: Gate 21 - Life, the Universe, & the Bounce of the Ball
Sometimes I look up at the screen and I don't even understand what I'm watching
"Florida didnt win their first SEC title until 1991 and now they think they invented football."
-Ron Zook
Me too
I sat there the whole 1st quarter before I realized I forgot to turn the tv on
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lawvol: Gate 21 - Life, the Universe, & the Bounce of the Ball
you were watching a better game than us
"Florida didnt win their first SEC title until 1991 and now they think they invented football."
-Ron Zook
next week
Any chance of Philip making things easier and resigning next week?
It's a Beautiful day in the neighborhood......
by We Owe Johnny Majors an Apology on Nov 1, 2008 9:47 PM EDT reply actions
no
I think he’d have to be caught in the bathroom with an intern to resign.
"Florida didnt win their first SEC title until 1991 and now they think they invented football."
-Ron Zook
Could that be arranged?
It's a Beautiful day in the neighborhood......
by We Owe Johnny Majors an Apology on Nov 1, 2008 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
An UNDERCLASSMAN intern, no less.
Adultery AND without seniority!
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I will give my shirt for Tennessee today.
by Holly Anderson on Nov 1, 2008 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
That was the only way I could think of to make it worse.
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I will give my shirt for Tennessee today.
by Holly Anderson on Nov 1, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
and male. or animal.
"Florida didnt win their first SEC title until 1991 and now they think they invented football."
-Ron Zook
OR ON THE BODY FARM
(sorry)
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I will give my shirt for Tennessee today.
by Holly Anderson on Nov 1, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
[slinks back to EDSBS]
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I will give my shirt for Tennessee today.
by Holly Anderson on Nov 1, 2008 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Not enough hustle on the part of the intern.
Iowa would’ve covered that up.
(Too soon?)
by Chris Pendley on Nov 1, 2008 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
"Florida didnt win their first SEC title until 1991 and now they think they invented football."
-Ron Zook
even worse
then he’d have to “watch the film”
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lawvol: Gate 21 - Life, the Universe, & the Bounce of the Ball
lol!
"Florida didnt win their first SEC title until 1991 and now they think they invented football."
-Ron Zook
How long would it take everyone else in the conference to get a book on it?
Based on results on the field, I’d say two weeks tops.
by Chris Pendley on Nov 1, 2008 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Anyone else just get a commercial for bottomless steak fries?
Just saying.
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I will give my shirt for Tennessee today.
by Holly Anderson on Nov 1, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
No, I just got the Comcast Madagascar commercial
Involving the carrier pigeon penguins.
It felt appropriate.
by Chris Pendley on Nov 1, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Mine was TireRack
Something about that, too.
Go Vols!
by Joel Hollingsworth on Nov 1, 2008 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
13th in the SEC.
“Laster!”
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I will give my shirt for Tennessee today.
by Holly Anderson on Nov 1, 2008 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
106 days
Until pitchers and catchers report for spring training
It's a Beautiful day in the neighborhood......
by We Owe Johnny Majors an Apology on Nov 1, 2008 9:53 PM EDT reply actions
That's grosser than anything involving interns or steak fries.
Baseball, man? Really?
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I will give my shirt for Tennessee today.
by Holly Anderson on Nov 1, 2008 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
have to say,
I’m with you that Holly
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lawvol: Gate 21 - Life, the Universe, & the Bounce of the Ball
I used to love baseball
Now I still don’t remember who won the World Series.
"Florida didnt win their first SEC title until 1991 and now they think they invented football."
-Ron Zook
15 days till Bruce and the Barbarians
light up the Tommy Bowl
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lawvol: Gate 21 - Life, the Universe, & the Bounce of the Ball
Well, South Carolina's dropping 7
And leaving everyone within 6 yards of the line. They might as well run on this, but nooooo.
by Chris Pendley on Nov 1, 2008 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Three-and-outs
Just mean South Carolina runs out the clock instead of us.
by Chris Pendley on Nov 1, 2008 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Which reminds me:
I think this is six straight runs for South Carolina now.
by Chris Pendley on Nov 1, 2008 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
It's in the playbook!
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I will give my shirt for Tennessee today.
by Holly Anderson on Nov 1, 2008 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Uh-huh
Just when we start moving the ball. That’s just the way that it is.
Go Vols!
by Joel Hollingsworth on Nov 1, 2008 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
I already heard "cumulive"
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I will give my shirt for Tennessee today.
by Holly Anderson on Nov 1, 2008 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Only the most brilliant can make up their own words
I think it’s a required class at ND.
Go Vols!
by Joel Hollingsworth on Nov 1, 2008 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
that and sandwich making
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lawvol: Gate 21 - Life, the Universe, & the Bounce of the Ball
this game is discomcrapulating
"Florida didnt win their first SEC title until 1991 and now they think they invented football."
-Ron Zook
by rustytanton on Nov 1, 2008 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
sounds like a George W speech
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lawvol: Gate 21 - Life, the Universe, & the Bounce of the Ball
still
hard to beat Joel’s dishumilerassment (which I still can’t spell)
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lawvol: Gate 21 - Life, the Universe, & the Bounce of the Ball
I do believe
that I’ve spelled that at least five different ways.
Go Vols!
by Joel Hollingsworth on Nov 1, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
That makes it better
"Florida didnt win their first SEC title until 1991 and now they think they invented football."
-Ron Zook
That only adds to the charm.
It’s all part of the genius.
by David Hooper on Nov 1, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
almost Shakspearean
or something
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lawvol: Gate 21 - Life, the Universe, & the Bounce of the Ball
well, at least there's that
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lawvol: Gate 21 - Life, the Universe, & the Bounce of the Ball
Does anyone else remember the "Colquitt for Heisman" shirts?
They were all over the place in 2002. I …may still have mine.
by Chris Pendley on Nov 1, 2008 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
In my closet!
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I will give my shirt for Tennessee today.
by Holly Anderson on Nov 1, 2008 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Sweet!
I was afraid I was the only one. I should see if I can find mine again, it’s appropriate.
by Chris Pendley on Nov 1, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
I feel sorry for our defense
These guys continue to bust their tails and get about 30 seconds of rest between series. And for what? Humiliation in the 4th when the tank runs empty.
me too
"Florida didnt win their first SEC title until 1991 and now they think they invented football."
-Ron Zook
Or, sometimes they only get one play off
A punt.
Go Vols!
by Joel Hollingsworth on Nov 1, 2008 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Another fumble *sigh*
"Florida didnt win their first SEC title until 1991 and now they think they invented football."
-Ron Zook
Oh, wow
Oh, boy. What else? Turn over in the danger zone? Nice.
Go Vols!
by Joel Hollingsworth on Nov 1, 2008 10:05 PM EDT reply actions
is it too late to forfeit?
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lawvol: Gate 21 - Life, the Universe, & the Bounce of the Ball
"thinking big" that, my friend, is the high life
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lawvol: Gate 21 - Life, the Universe, & the Bounce of the Ball
lol
"Florida didnt win their first SEC title until 1991 and now they think they invented football."
-Ron Zook
Any chance
That Philip will resign before the game ends????
It's a Beautiful day in the neighborhood......
by We Owe Johnny Majors an Apology on Nov 1, 2008 10:06 PM EDT reply actions
oh no....
Time for special teams again….
It's a Beautiful day in the neighborhood......
by We Owe Johnny Majors an Apology on Nov 1, 2008 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Can we just let them score
so the offense can get some reps?
This game is actually sadder to me
The the stomping Georgia got earlier. Maybe I’m biased.
"Florida didnt win their first SEC title until 1991 and now they think they invented football."
-Ron Zook
My haiku on Berry
is sadly coming to fruition
true...
but now our underclassmen will have little reason to stay…(sigh)
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lawvol: Gate 21 - Life, the Universe, & the Bounce of the Ball
I want to knock the smile
Off of Spurrier’s stupid face.
"Florida didnt win their first SEC title until 1991 and now they think they invented football."
-Ron Zook
It's like
You beat the worst offense at Tennessee in at least 25 years. So what?
"Florida didnt win their first SEC title until 1991 and now they think they invented football."
-Ron Zook
F'ing Gamecocks!
I wish Brooke Shields would just choke on one so I wouldn’t have to watch her awful commercials!
I get a point! I get a point! I get a point!
I may be the only one to get a point for the points part of the guessing game. See? Who says pessimism can’t pay off? I’m rich! I HAVE A POINT! IT’S ALL WORTHWHILE NOW!
Go Vols!
by Joel Hollingsworth on Nov 1, 2008 10:11 PM EDT reply actions
What? It's a point?
Can’t those be converted to something useful?
Go Vols!
by Joel Hollingsworth on Nov 1, 2008 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
I meant: what did you get a point for?
I forgot your picks and I don’t want to look them up.
by David Hooper on Nov 1, 2008 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
How many points does Tennessee score?
I chose 8.
Go Vols!
by Joel Hollingsworth on Nov 1, 2008 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
I came very close to mirroring your picks
And decided to change my point total. Bad move.
"Florida didnt win their first SEC title until 1991 and now they think they invented football."
-Ron Zook
don't feel bad...
I still haven’t even figured out the point assignment thing — math was never my strong suit.
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lawvol: Gate 21 - Life, the Universe, & the Bounce of the Ball
If we count Crompton as a mistake generator instead of a QB
I’ll get two points!
I don’t think they’re scoring again.
by Chris Pendley on Nov 1, 2008 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
nice
telestrator of demoralized fans
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lawvol: Gate 21 - Life, the Universe, & the Bounce of the Ball
Trivia question
Without looking, how many points have we scored all season?
Go Vols!
by Joel Hollingsworth on Nov 1, 2008 10:12 PM EDT reply actions
negative eleventeen
"Florida didnt win their first SEC title until 1991 and now they think they invented football."
-Ron Zook
if you divide by the angle of the dangle and add three, yes
"Florida didnt win their first SEC title until 1991 and now they think they invented football."
-Ron Zook
Trick question!
This is no “season”! Tennessee was wiped off the map in late August by a freak nu-cu-lar accident and we’re all in Hell’s waiting room!
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I will give my shirt for Tennessee today.
by Holly Anderson on Nov 1, 2008 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, wow
That explains a lot.
What magazines do they have in Hell’s waiting room?
Go Vols!
by Joel Hollingsworth on Nov 1, 2008 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Scout.com Tennessee previews for the 2005 season
"Florida didnt win their first SEC title until 1991 and now they think they invented football."
-Ron Zook
by rustytanton on Nov 1, 2008 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Bama Recruiting Weekly, Better Homes and Visors
by CornFromAJar on Nov 1, 2008 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Highlights
Only without Goofus and Gallant.
by David Hooper on Nov 1, 2008 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
threeve
Suck it, Trebeck!
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lawvol: Gate 21 - Life, the Universe, & the Bounce of the Ball
nice reference
"Florida didnt win their first SEC title until 1991 and now they think they invented football."
-Ron Zook
Um, Yahoo confirms this, believe it or not.
Although it’s 153 after this game.
(And no, I didn’t look it up.)
by Chris Pendley on Nov 1, 2008 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
I have a painfully accurate memory
About things I wish I could forget. Like this season.
by Chris Pendley on Nov 1, 2008 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
130, maybe
That actually sounds high, though, doesn’t it?
Go Vols!
by Joel Hollingsworth on Nov 1, 2008 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Phone number....
Now who do i call for to order that Pay per View game next week?
It's a Beautiful day in the neighborhood......
by We Owe Johnny Majors an Apology on Nov 1, 2008 10:13 PM EDT reply actions
Trust me
Tennessee makes mediocre teams look extraordinary. No way SC beats FL in Gainesville. Ask Georgia. In a few weeks, ask Alabama.
Ouch
Off to try and find another silver lining…
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lawvol: Gate 21 - Life, the Universe, & the Bounce of the Ball
Mike Leech likes pirates apparently
"Florida didnt win their first SEC title until 1991 and now they think they invented football."
-Ron Zook
Would be a nice tie-in with the Vol Navy
by CornFromAJar on Nov 1, 2008 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Lubbock will park a ship in the middle of campus
to keep that guy
Lubbock will build a river from campus to the Gult of Mexico so Leach can raid
If it’ll keep him in town.
by Chris Pendley on Nov 1, 2008 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
G'night all, it was both fun and painful
"Florida didnt win their first SEC title until 1991 and now they think they invented football."
-Ron Zook
Undoubtedly.
It is South Carolina, even if UT stinks.
by David Hooper on Nov 1, 2008 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Thanks, y'all
Been fun, considering.
Go Vols!
by Joel Hollingsworth on Nov 1, 2008 10:22 PM EDT reply actions

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