I have decided that UT's next football coach is like Chinese Democracy. They will hopefully be unveiled to the public at approximately the same time. A lot of people have been waiting for both since the early to mid-'90s, and due to the long wait and unrealistic expectations (Cowher?!? Gruden?!?), both will be considered major disappointments by most of the fanbase regardless of how good they may actually turn out to be.

"You know where you are?!?! You in Knoxville, baby! You're gonna diiiiiiiiiiiiiii-e!!!!!!!!!"