I have just three things to say:

1. Hey, if Florida can put the wrong reptile on its media guide, I can use the same wrong reptile for sound.
2. Don't fumble that baby while moving that mountain! You're making me nervous!
3. Huh?!
4. The Big 10, the Pac 10, and the Big East really need to get with The Program. I mean, even the ACC has a championship game. Ask the guy who went.

Okay, so make it four things. Click the button below to view the animation.

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Week 15. Crocodile Rock, by Elton John. Chest bump to hooper for the Aflac concept.

Week 14. Fiorello!, Original Broadway Cast - Fiorello!

Week 13. Smee's Plan, by John Williams (from Hook).

Week 12. So I Got to Groove, by Tower of Power. Starring Sylvester Croom as Gene Gene the Dancing Machine, Tommy "The Twist" Tuberville, Steve "Hips!" Spurrier, Phillip "the Papa" Fulmer, Rick "No Nickname" Neuheisel, Mangino Hammer, Urban "I'm Thrusting at You" Meyer, Les "Walk Like an E-jipe-shun" Miles, Pride of the Southland Drum Major John Chavis, Mike "Elsewhere" (we're hoping!) Leach, Thriller Joe Paterno, Mark "He Would Never Actually Do That" Richt, Charlie "That's Just Wrong" Weis, Jim Tressel (a.k.a., M.C. Dee) (Master of Chicken Dance), Nick Saban as The Littlest Clogger, and Village People Randy Shannon, Mike Gundy, Mack Brown, Bobby Bowden, and Rich Rodriguez.

Weeks 10 & 11. Pirate voice, Orson Swindle. Smee's Plan, by John Williams (from Hook).

Week 9. Re: Your Brains, by Jonathan Coulton.

Week 8. The Curly Shuffle, by Jump in the Saddle.

Week 7. I'm Bad, I'm Nationwide, by ZZ Top.

Week 5. Death of MIR, by Trevor Rabin (from Armageddon).

Week 4. Two Feet of Topsoil,  by Brad Paisley.

Week 3. Ready to Take a Chance Again, by Barry Manilow.

Week 2. The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything, performed by Relient K.