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ON LOATHING JOHN BRADY: THE WHO-NEEDS-STATS TENNESSEE-LSU PREVIEW

Well, I have come to a conclusion. rbk from The BruceBall Blog is, in fact, the same person as our very own gramsey712. This is an incontrovertible truth as evidenced by the high degree of bile elicited from these two (one?) at the mere mention of LSU basketball coach John Brady. Nobody hates Brady like rbk/gramsey712. Evidence, first from rbk, who is having a great deal of fun in response to today's announcement that Brady has been canned:

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! John Brady has been fired by LSU today according to this link. . . .

Who they got? A lousy coach in Ole Chipmunk Cheeks . . . .

What are they good at? Coach Brady is awfully good at being a complete [um, personal hygenic implement]. . . .

Where LSU is weak. Brady’s face, brain, coaching, and mother are weak. . . .

Gameplan: Embarrass Brady.

. . . .

Okay, then. rbk likes not Mr. Brady. There's a lot of good actual information about the game over there, by the way. It's just that this is way more fun.

To say that gramsey712 doesn't like John Brady is like saying that gameday is Knoxville is "a little orange." Let us peruse the Record of Wrongs and the evidence of gramsey712's loathing:

  • Two years ago, after Dane Bradshaw had had some harmless on-court fun with the LSU fans in Baton Rouge, some of the courtside cajuns began chanting Bradshaw's name toward the end of the game while he was on the bench. Pearl played along, walking Bradshaw to the scorer's table and lifting his arm like he was the winner of a heavyweight fight. The crowd loved it. Brady, however, disapproved of Pearl's "antics," and said that Pearl had "no class."
  • A year ago, Brady took a swipe at Tennessee guard Jordan Howell, saying "We missed better shots down the stretch than the 3-pointer their guy made, and it's not like [Howell] is Pete Maravich running around out there." Okay, then.
  • Before last year's March 8 game, Brady failed miserably while trying to be diplomatic in response to a question about how to deal with Dane Bradshaw. Brady effectively insulted two players at once by saying that he was worried about Lofton and "that Smith kid" and not that worried about Bradshaw. Bradshaw responded by saying all of the right things to the media and following that up by saying, (paraphrasing) "I'm saying all of the right things, right guys?" JaJuan Smith said that he couldn't wait to tell the other guys, and you know he's not that fond of being referred to as "that Smith kid."
  • During that game, gramsey712 had this to say:
    All I have done all night is sit on my couch and think about how much I hate Brady.  Hate hate hate.  I am trying to think of another coach in college fball or bball that I hate as much.  Honestly can't do it.

    Spurrier...makes me laugh.
    Saban....Don't trust him, but don't hate him.
    Donovan...Just laugh at his hair.
    Tubby...too nice to hate (by the way he is right, why is UT playing tonight and Ole Miss gets a bye?  They need to fix that.)
    Meyer...Not yet, but getting close.
    Richt...Again, too nice.
    Tressel...cheater, but don't hate him.
    Krysewssiliebovizski...that elbow to the nose of Hansbrough was intentional, I don't care what Krsyewwillobitzski or his boyfriend Billy Packer say.

    There it is....Billy Packer.  But he is not a coach.

    I could do this all night, but the bottom line is I can't stand that guy.  He should have been T'd up for showing up Teddy V.

    Although Ramar should be on the short list for the award for best flop.  Brady just looks like a mouth breather. I hate him.

    That is my rant for the evening.

    Good night gentlemen.

  • The day after this year's big win against Florida -- this was the Gators, mind you -- gramsey712's mind was on Brady:
    What time is it?????

    With all the disdain and excitement coarsing thru my veins last night, I almost forgot what time it was!

    What time is it?

    Time to bust a rhyme?

    No!

    Time to eat a lime?

    No!

    Time to shoot a mime?

    No!

    IT'S JOHN BRADY HATE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    hatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehate.

  • gramsey712 even named his NCAA Tourney Bracket entry John Brady is an Idiot!
  • Brady was even foremost on gramsey712's mind the day the Vols got their shiny new No. 3 ranking and Memphis coach Calipari was flapping his mouth:
    The only thing better than beating Calipari is beating John Brady.  February 9th can't get here fast enough.

Well, we go to LSU tomorrow gramsey712. Time to get your game face on.

Fortunately, we should have this game in hand, according to the numbers:

Stats once again courtesy of StatSheet.com.


 
Rankings
Conf Standing
1
6
AP Rank
7
0
RPI
0.69
0.48
RPI Rank
1
202
SOS
0.62
0.54
SOS Rank
2
79
Wins & Losses
Overall
20-2
(90.9%)
8-13
(38.1%)
Home
12-0
(100.0%)
6-4
(60.0%)
Away
5-1
(83.3%)
1-6
(14.3%)
Neutral
3-1
(75.0%)
1-3
(25.0%)
Conference
7-1
(87.5%)
1-6
(14.3%)
Top 25
2-1
(66.7%)
0-4
(0.0%)
Blowout (> 19)
7-0
(100.0%)
3-3
(50.0%)
Close (< 6)
4-0
(100.0%)
2-4
(33.3%)
Overtime
0-0
(0.0%)
0-1
(0.0%)

 

Stat All Games Conference Games

Delta
(adjusted for total
games played)
Comment
Total Games
22
21
8
7
1

Wins
20
8
7
1
12
W
Losses
2
13
1
6
11
O
Pct
0.91
0.38
0.88
0.14
0.53
O
Field Goals Made
657
521
233
165
5.05
O
Field Goals Attempted
1415
1221
507
421
6.18
O
Field Goal Percentage
0.46
0.43
0.46
0.39
0.04
O
Free Throws Made
350
263
122
83
3.39
O
Free Throws Attempted
539
355
187
108
7.6
O
Free Throw Percentage
0.65
0.74
0.65
0.77
-0.09
Um . . .
3pt Field Goals Made
215
142
81
45
3.01
O
3pt Field Goals Attempted
587
440
202
150
5.73
O
3pt Field Goal Percentage
0.37
0.32
0.4
0.3
0.04
O
Points
1879
1447
669
458
16.5
O
Points Per Game
85.4
68.9
83.6
65.4
16.5
O
Rebounds
870
811
339
270
0.93
O
Rebounds Per Game
39.5
38.6
42.4
38.6
0.9
O
Offensive Rebounds
322
228
125
87
3.78
O
Offensive Rebounds Per Game
14.6
10.9
15.6
12.4
3.7
O
Defensive Rebounds
506
510
193
154
-1.29
Um . . .
Defensive Rebounds Per Game
23
24.3
24.1
22
-1.3
Um . . .
Assists
436
251
147
71
7.87
O
Assists Per Game
19.8
12
18.4
10.1
7.8
O
Steals
233
132
65
33
4.31
O
Steals Per Game
10.6
6.3
8.1
4.7
4.3
O
Turnovers
282
297
110
84
-1.32
Um . . .
Turnovers Per Game
12.8
14.1
13.8
12
-1.3
Um . . .
Blocks
70
125
27
23
-2.77
Um . . .
Blocks Per Game
3.2
6
3.4
3.3
-2.8
Um . . .
Fouls
453
354
180
121
3.73
!
Fouls Per Game
20.6
16.9
22.5
17.3
3.7
!
Disqualifications
1
5
1
1
4
!

Woo for orange! Boo for Brady!

gramsey712, suit up. Tomorrow's your time.

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I wonder
I wonder if Brady's head will explode when he sees THREE "Smith kid[s]" on the floor at once? Particularly after each goes all Marivich on his backside!

by Aerobab on Feb 8, 2008 1:57 PM EST reply actions  

LOL!
No, we're certainly not the same guy, but I like the way he thinks. Keep it up, g-money.

There's a special place reserved in hell for John Brady.

by rbk on Feb 8, 2008 3:38 PM EST reply actions  

Problem though...
...JB won't be coaching tomorrow.  Or ever again at LSU.  Still a reason to hate?

by Aerobab on Feb 8, 2008 8:02 PM EST reply actions  

This may have been resolved now
. . . but the question of whether Brady will coach his final game tomorrow might still be up the air.
Go Vols!

by Joel Hollingsworth on Feb 8, 2008 9:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Missing one stat
Would've been nice to know how many technicals each team has racked up.  Not that it matters as much without Brady.  (Most articles seem to suggest that he won't be coaching today, including the local LSU fishwrap.  It would have been nice to have one last technical, just for memory's sake.  :)

Even nicer would have been for the team to get Bradshaw a ticket to the game - right behind the LSU bench, perhaps...

by David Hooper on Feb 9, 2008 8:35 AM EST reply actions  

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