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Editor's note: I'm no more thrilled about having a known terrorist mastermind contributing to thi...

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Editor's note: I'm no more thrilled about having a known terrorist mastermind contributing to this Web site than any of you are to be reading it, but I hunted high and low for a celebrity who'd be willing to do the Tennessee preview and none of them wanted anything to do with it, not even Dolly Parton. But my great-aunt used to work for the State Department in the Middle East, and she knows a guy who knows a guy, and through them I found out that Osama is a huge Tennessee fan. Like, huge. In fact, 9/11? Was planned specifically to postpone the Tennessee-Florida game until December so that the Vols could get their s*** together. So anyway, he agreed to do the preview, and here it is. Please don't shoot me.

Hey Jenny Slater.: Tennessee preview: The streets of Athens shall run crimson with the blood of the crusaders.
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