Talking points: your objection is duly noted and overruled edition
- Man, it's almost like work. Everybody's trying to squeeze in their roundtables and polls before Game Week begins. The Preseason BlogPoll is out, and Georgia is once again No. 1, which is perfect because it's the preseason. The SEC Power Poll is also out, and the blogger hivemind has named Urban Meyer the best coach in the SEC and Mark Richt the second best coach in the SEC above four other coaches with national championships. And Kyle? Oh, Kyle. Kyle is a keen and zealous advocate for his "client," the notion that national championships are overrated. You know, like trendy designer jeans and jackets that you only want because the cool kids have them. Unfortunately, Kyle's "client" is psychotic as a loon, and the Zealous Advocate is resigned to making ludicrous, eyebrow-raising statements in its defense. To wit:
Finishing (rather than merely starting) the season ranked No. 1, though, is not a source of pleasure or even necessarily a sign of having achieved anything appreciably greater than what Georgia has accomplished consistently throughout much of the Mark Richt era.
Yeah, he said that, which of course is what the kids who can't have designer brands say about those who have and flaunt them. Kyle, love ya, man, but wow. The worst thing about all of this is that if and when the Bulldogs do win a national championship under Richt, Kyle's just deprived himself of the opportunity to enjoy that particular achievement. Save yourself and recant now, my friend! - Speaking of Dawg Sports, apparently the ability to use words well is contagious because one of the community members over there just posted a fantastic piece about watching last year's Sugar Bowl in his dad's hospital room and watching this season without him. Definitely worth the read.
- Huh. I thought the Fulmer Cup was over. I was wrong.
- Speaking of EDSBS, Orson posts the Dictates of Proper Gymnasium Use. Excerpts:
One: Don’t stink. Everyone stinks at the gym, but the occasional fragrance frotteur insists on wearing the gym clothes they pulled from the trunk. These are the gym clothes that, if put in an enclosed glass container with lab rats, would eat the rats in a flash of tentacles, blood, and little rat screams. They’ve been in the person’s trunk for at least two days, enough time to turn innocent sweat and shed skin cells into weapons-grade biological material in even a mild climate.
Wouldn't life be much grander if Orson was writing all of the world's procedural manuals?
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Three: Don’t warm up in the sauna. We don’t have a sauna at the gym, mostly due to the conditions inside the sauna being identical to the conditions you face stepping out into the parking lot of the gym, meaning a sauna would really just be a room outside with wood paneling and a fat guy sitting naked in it, and around here we call that a "mobile home." In the interest of not duplicating services, most Atlanta area gyms don’t offer saunas. - And finally this morning only because I'm once again out of time . . . Hey Jenny Slater continues his annual tradition of rolling out SEC Motivational Posters. My favorite:

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I also enjoy Kyle's writing...
…but that was one of the most ridiculous premises I’ve ever read on a college football blog. And I’ve read a lot of ridiculous premises on college football blogs.
I’d hoped to get time to write a lengthy, rambly response to it as a diary here, but my stupid paying job got in the way. It has a nasty habit of doing that.
"Florida didnt win their first SEC title until 1991 and now they think they invented football."
-Ron Zook
by rustytanton on Aug 21, 2008 9:29 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
And I’ve read a lot of ridiculous premises on college football blogs.
Of course you have. You spend a lot of time here.
But yeah, that one could easily be mistaken for parody. Now that I think about it, maybe it was. Hmm. Must go back and read with that in mind.
Go Vols!
by Joel on Aug 21, 2008 9:47 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think it was parody.
He does make some really good points. In particular, the weight of importance given to the national championship is disproportionate to the team’s accomplishments relative to the rest of the teams. (If you begin to compare teams across years, as Kyle does, it becomes really evident, but ignoring that for now…) The most famous example is the ‘03 Auburn squad, who was not only denied the chance to earn the trophy; they were denied the chance to not earn the trophy, even though they could not have done anything more to deserve the chance. Auburn fans really shouldn’t feel bad about that season; that was a tremendous team that had one of the best seasons of the decade (far better, in fact, than last year’s LSU team).
But, disproportionate rewards are what championship trophies are all about. Every single one of them. In last year’s NFL season, the Patriots were clearly the play-to-play best team in the league, and second place wasn’t even close. The one loss they did have was by a single score in a very close game where the Giants played their absolute best game of the year, and still had to rely on some very lucky plays. But now the Giants have the rings, the extra money in the SB paycheck, the increased ad revenues, the praise from ESPN, etc. The most telling mark of the value of that one game was Belichik’s postgame interview. His team just pulled of one of the most dominant years in NFL history (and, as a non-Pats fan, I must say that watching the O-line was a thing of beauty), but he was completely inconsolable – all due to a freak off-the-helmet catch that couldn’t have been duplicated if they tried.
In NASCAR, a race in Talladega or Daytona runs for 500 miles and the difference at the end may be 0.01 seconds. In fact, the guy who won second may have climbed 20 spots to get it, while the 1st place guy climbed a mere 5 spots, indicating that the second-place guy actually ran faster over the 500(+) miles. Statistically, they tied and there is no way to justify giving 185 points to the 1st place guy and 170 points to second (ignoring bonus points). Heck, there is probably no statistical justification for separating tenth from first. But we all know who won, and he gets a disproportionate share for his achievements.
That is exactly the premise behind competition. The winner does indeed ‘take it all’. Be it playoff or poll, we overlay some arbitrary system for handing out an ultimate award to one team while send the rest packing with an edition of the home game. I understand Kyle’s frustration at that, since his Bulldogs get undervalued without that trophy, but that trophy adds so much more value to the pursuit, that it really can’t be ignored. Having the ‘all-or-nothing’ impetus adds risk of failure/success, and that makes the sports far more interesting.
It’s also a lot truer to real-world pursuits (contract bids, World Wars I and II, elections, etc.). But I’ve probably written enough for a comment.
by Hooper on Aug 21, 2008 10:08 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hurray for Long Comments
Not a Nascar fan, but the point rings true, Touche
To a large extent Kyle’s argument is on point…. but its the statement
“I don’t care about the National Championship”
that just sounds bitter and silly.
Every fan tends to be partial to their teams respective accomplishments and part of that means downplaying your rivals accomplishments, its all part of the fun. Losing by a bajillion points to Florida and Bama last year was miserable but I like to take the high road by saying yea but who won the East and, that arguably makes for a better season.
Key word, Arguably. That is the thing about Championships is they shed the Arguable element and make everything else irrelevant. Any regular season losses, any fancy awards other teams won etc.
Take basketball last year, We beat Memphis at FedEx Forum, Woo! for that, If they go on to win the National Title… that would make that regular season game irrelevant in the argument of which team is better. Thankfully they didn’t and I have fun bragging about beating them at home, especially living in Memphis at the time.
by Getoffmyvols on Aug 21, 2008 10:33 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

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