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Vote for the Winner of the UCLA Bruins Hail Mary Haiku

Lots of good entries to kick off the season, including a couple of good ones from friendly trolls. Vote for the winner below.

Pretty Neuheisel,
promises a resurgence,
but has no horses.

by rustytanton

Crompton throws it long,
No wait ,he still has the ball,
Runs it in to win!

by USMC_VOL

Rogan Fields the ball
No blues for Dennis this time
Makes it past punter

by InBruceWeTrust

Rocky Top is back!
California dreams take two
No more hippies please

by Getoffmyvols

Autumn has arrived
Two more weeks of summertime,
If Vols run and hide.

by Volorado

Foster wears 30
Tribute to injured teammate
Honorable act

by spiritofthehill

A third string quarter-back?
Eric Berry laughs with delight!
This might get ugly…

by Smitty08

You’re not in your bed
But are waking from a dream
In Pasadena

by Bruins102NCAA

The Vols are Ready
Go off to Pasadena
Bring back a W

by bobo_the_vol

UCLA wins
From the intercepted pass!
Yes, I am a troll.

by ranelar

All well-mannered trolls
Are welcomed on Rocky Top
As long as you lose!

by Joel

When the smoggy smoke
descends on Los Angeles
U.C.L.A? – NOT!

by ttocswob

Trouble is Bruin
Earthquakes and wildfires seem weak
When Berry pick’s six

by G.M.U. Vol

Teddy bears are loved
especially by hound dogs
stuffing all over!

by Aerobab

 

Poll
Who wins the season's first Hail Mary Haiku?
rustytanton's Pretty Neuheisel
6 votes
USMC Vol's Crompton throws it long
5 votes
InBruceWeTrust's Rogan fields the ball
6 votes
Getoffmyvols' Rocky Top is back
5 votes
Volorado's Autumn has arrived
1 votes
spiritofthehill's Foster wears 30
3 votes
Smitty08's A third string quarterback
6 votes
Bruins102NCAA's You're not in your bed
5 votes
bobo the vol's The Vols are Ready
0 votes
ranelar's Yes, I am a troll
6 votes
Joel's As long as you lose
1 votes
ttocswob's Smoggy smoke
4 votes
G.M.U. Vol's Trouble is Bruin
11 votes
Aerobab's Teddy bears are loved
12 votes

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I was wondering how long it would take for someone to make the “Trouble is Bruin” pun.

Nice work everyone!

"Florida didnt win their first SEC title until 1991 and now they think they invented football."
-Ron Zook

by rustytanton on Aug 28, 2008 7:38 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Georgia slips

give up 21 points
the cupcake is hard to chew
now your rank is two

by thetennesseethumper on Sep 2, 2008 7:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

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