Florida Gators Hail Mary Haiku
by Joel Hollingsworth on Sep 15, 2008 6:30 AM EDT
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PrintTime for the Florida Gators Hail Mary Haiku.
Here's the concept for those new to the game: You're behind by four at midfield. Only one second remains on the clock, and you have to heave the ball into a mass of players in the end zone and hope that one of your guys comes down with it. Bonus points for actually observing the traditional 5-7-5 format for haikus, but free form haikus are allowed. This is, after all, a desperation play.
I'll try to post the entries and open up the voting on Thursday morning. Voting will continue until Game Day, when I'll post the winner. The winner gets . . . a point in the RTT Guessing Game Challenge.
Enter yours by clicking on the "Comments" link below, and pass the invitation to enter along to others. Keep 'em clean, please.
Hike! Ooooh!
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i can already hear it...
we will not have played five minutes, and we will ALL be sick of hearing the announcers saying-
tebow. tim tebow.
tim tebow, tim tebow, tim
tebow. tim tebow.
whoshotwhointhewhatnow?
by thetennesseethumper on Sep 15, 2008 8:15 AM EDT reply actions
Oh no!
We can’t stop them
They will stomp us again
The worst home loss ever
Harbinger?
Crompton needs much work,
Yet he rests in fourth quarter.
Short leash Saturday?
Lou Brock loves Lamp.
10 Year Aniversary of the 1 Handed Pick We All Remember
1998,
They said it couldn’t be done…..
Take his Heisman, Vols.
Someday we'll look back on this and plow into a parked car.
Please no
Harvin, Rainey, Demps
Tebow, Hernandez, Murphy
Chief, Mustang, uh oh
FIND THEM
The world knows about
Florida’s secondary
Meet Jones and Warren
ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease...
it’s time for positive thinking, folks. yeah, lets live the dream…
run game keeps truckin’
8 gets his (bleep) together
we stomp gator chomp!!!
GO BIG ORANGE!!!
whoshotwhointhewhatnow?
by thetennesseethumper on Sep 15, 2008 8:30 PM EDT reply actions
Legend Al Wilson
Firing up all the players
Good for 14 points
Go Vols!
by Joel Hollingsworth on Sep 18, 2008 6:56 AM EDT reply actions
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