Johnathon Crompton For Heisman??!!

by bobo_the_vol on Oct 1, 2009 7:18 PM EDT Comment 23 comments

Just bear with me. The Heisman is supposed to go to the best player in the NCAA, right? Well, I'm not saying that Crompton is anything close to the best player on Tennessee's roster. He's definately not. But what does Crompton have that Heisman winners Tim Tebow, Sam Bradford, and guys like Colt McCoy and Jahvid Best don't have? What other player in Major College Football will be the best player on twelve teams this year? My friends, I give you: Johnathon Crompton.

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heh. wait for it ...

The real bobo will pop on soon enough, I’m sure, to let us know who hijacked his account. “Johnathon” and “definately” are not typical.

by Hooper on Oct 1, 2009 7:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Nope

Funny though.

Tennessee WILL beat Georgia on the way to 9+ wins in '09!!!
Eric Berry For Heisman!!!

by VolBrian on Oct 1, 2009 7:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

bobo has peered into the future and shared what he will be like when dementia hits.

by memphispete on Oct 2, 2009 8:26 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs

ha

by golfballs03 on Oct 2, 2009 9:11 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

At least he knows

that Crompton isn’t the best on our team. Misspelling aside, it has some truth to it.

by ChattVol on Oct 2, 2009 2:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

LOL...

One word. Tennessee SUCKS !!! I haven’t seen anything like this. I would be worry about Vandy if I was yall.

by AUtiger2004 on Oct 3, 2009 11:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Show some class.

Enjoy your win. Now go away.

by ChattVol on Oct 3, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

showing class

auburn fans don’t know the meaning.

by Bret on Oct 4, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

That's a gracious winner right there....

If one that doesn’t have very good reading comprehension. He should thank Jon Crompton profusely for being our excuse of a QB.

Neyland Stadium: Home of the biggest bust in quarterbacking history.
Hey Jon! How long will it take me to repress the memories??

by VolBrian on Oct 3, 2009 11:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

That was supposed to be a reply to the mascotly-confused troll...

Neyland Stadium: Home of the biggest bust in quarterbacking history.
Hey Jon! How long will it take me to repress the memories??

by VolBrian on Oct 4, 2009 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

VolBrian

sore loser…we simply beat your butts tonight ! 5-0

WAR EAGLE

by AUtiger2004 on Oct 4, 2009 12:12 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

like I said.......

Neyland Stadium: Home of the biggest bust in quarterbacking history.
Hey Jon! How long will it take me to repress the memories??

by VolBrian on Oct 4, 2009 8:34 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Verrrry Classsy

Of course you won more convincingly than the 26-22 score would lead people to believe, but we weren’t talking a lot of smack before the game. Hence, your abrasive behavior is unwarranted.

Try the vet school supply store – I hear you can get a great deal on arm-length rubber gloves…

by memphispete on Oct 4, 2009 8:41 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Has to be a Bama..

….Troll. No Auburn fan still has Tuberville as his avatar…

by Acid Reign on Oct 4, 2009 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Rofl. Good point ;-)

I got punk'd by UT's Athletic Department.

by bobo_the_vol on Oct 5, 2009 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

OK !

Well, maybe it’s time for a change since we’re 5-0. I am just a big fan of Coach Tuberville !
I am ready for the new beginning ! I am behind Coach Chizik.

War Eagle

by AUtiger2004 on Oct 5, 2009 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

You do realize

That winning by 4 isn’t a “butt kicking”, right?

I got punk'd by UT's Athletic Department.

by bobo_the_vol on Oct 5, 2009 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

That said,

AU’s offense did kick our Defense’s butts.

I got punk'd by UT's Athletic Department.

by bobo_the_vol on Oct 5, 2009 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

And, obviously

This was a very tongue-in-cheek article. I’d been disgusted with Crompton’s play so far in the season, but against Auburn he was not our weakest link, I don’t believe.

I got punk'd by UT's Athletic Department.

by bobo_the_vol on Oct 5, 2009 3:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Yeah, we know.

The misspellings were a nice touch. ;-)

by Hooper on Oct 5, 2009 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Just putting it there

So I can point to a simplified statement to any trolls or idiots who think I was serious :-P

I got punk'd by UT's Athletic Department.

by bobo_the_vol on Oct 5, 2009 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

What amuses me

Is the fact he thought you were serious when you weren’t, but you really were. The guy has no appreciation for even mildly complex humor apparently. All you did was say Crompton was Auburn’s best player. Which he was.

Neyland Stadium: Home of the biggest bust in quarterbacking history.
Hey Jon! How long will it take me to repress the memories??

by VolBrian on Oct 5, 2009 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Crompton et al hand-delivered Auburn and UCLA and Florida a gift.

Rick N. and Chizik have already sent their thank you notes..

apparently, Urban doesn’t take time to engage in basic southern hospitality… When you are given a gift, you send a thank you note in a timely fashion to the sender – in this case, Jonathan Crompton. If you really want to be thorough, Urban and the guys should send thank-you’s to the receivers and the KO man and punter as well.

I mean, Kiffin even sent Teebow and the other two guys a Get Well Soon card (flu). C’mon Urban…

7 more best player on their team awards to come….

by memphispete on Oct 5, 2009 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs