Vote for the winner of the Tennessee-Auburn Hail Mary Haiku
by Joel on Oct 2, 2009 7:00 AM EDT
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Vote for your favorite of the Tennessee-Auburn Hail Mary Haikus. The ones that survived yesterday's whittling are re-published below the poll and the jump.
Après le deluge,
It was Ohio. Now we
Face a flood of points.
by birdjam
Opportunity
Comes knocking again. This time
Let’s bag the sucker
by Joel
Chizik and Kiffin
Two uninspiring hires
Which ends up better?
Tigers in Knoxville
An old rivalry renewed
Five straight over Vols
by jd is legend
Are they Tigers or
Eagles, who in the hell knows
I guess War Tigle!
by Travass
In hand the towel,
Waving wildly. Game ends with
Towel dragging ground.
by ChattVol
hey there, Yella Man
your commercials, can’t stand ’em
hope your team loses
Yella man on sidelines
Two by four beatdown metaphor
Who was that fat man
Sing Rocky Top in Neyland
No way, says Auburn, but instead
Rips shirt off like Kiffin
Auburn arrives like Fall
Echoes stir, Neyland, Shug, Majors
Who are these new guys
Tennessee taking
Turns tromping Trooper Taylor’s
Terrible Tigers
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So Auburn finally decided to try to rig the vote?
I was wondering if they’d follow suit. Or course, Bama’s attempt last year was a little more half-hearted, but hey. WEA, we still love ya. ;-)
by Hooper on Oct 2, 2009 8:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Alas...
Shrewd to put three of ours in there so our vote is split, a la Clinton, Bush and Perot. Obviously, I’m not as good a community agitator organizer as I thought!
:-)
by War Eagle Atlanta on Oct 2, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Heh
If you’re gonna rig a vote, that’s the way to do it!
Rocky Top Talk
by Joel on Oct 3, 2009 7:24 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh wow!
It worked!! And the victory on the field! Good game guys. A lot closer than I wished. Your defense kept us out of the end zone.
I will leave you in peace so that you may now pummel Crompton.
by War Eagle Atlanta on Oct 4, 2009 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I won?
Cool! Didn’t even vote for myself.
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Oct 5, 2009 11:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
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