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Hail Mary Haiku: South Carolina Gamecocks

It's time for this week's Hail Mary Haiku, South Carolina edition.

Here's the concept for those new to the thing: You're behind by four at midfield. Only one second remains on the clock, and you have to heave the ball into a mass of players in the end zone and hope that one of your guys comes down with it. Bonus points for actually observing the traditional 5-7-5 format for haikus, but free form haikus are allowed. This is, after all, a desperation play.

On Thursday, we'll ask everyone to take a look at all of the entries and whittle them down with recs, and then we'll post the top ten or so on Friday and open it up for voting. Voting will continue until 6:00 a.m. on Saturday. We'll post the winner in the game day open thread. What do you get for winning? The esteem of your peers! It's totally worth it.

Enter yours by clicking on the "Comments" link below, and pass the invitation to enter along to others. Keep 'em clean, please.

Hike! Ooooh!



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Orange and black unis?
Glow sticks, Ball coach, Halloween?
This is too much fun

"I can't hear you, Rocky Top is playing."

by Getoffmyvols on Oct 26, 2009 6:49 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

To Mike Hamilton:

Halloween night game?
Those of us with kids will have
To sit this one out.

Lou Brock loves Lamp.

by birdjam on Oct 26, 2009 7:04 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

send the kids with mom
watch the Volunteers kick ass
then eat some candy

by PdxVol on Oct 26, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Another close game.
It’s time for a Volunteer
Halloween blow out.

by Vols767 on Oct 26, 2009 9:21 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Fashion Police!

Night of Orange and Black
and a battle of visors
Kiffin’s is better

by Volorado on Oct 26, 2009 10:41 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Bad taste in my mouth
The Vols know the solution:
Destroy the Gamecocks.

by Incipient_Senescence on Oct 26, 2009 11:45 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ol’ Ball Coach’s Gamecocks
Come to town on Halloween
Orange, black, Vols win!

by VolnVA on Oct 26, 2009 11:51 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Lamentations of the Wicked

Thirty five to zero…
This job was a bad idea,
The OBC lamented

by Caban the Grey on Oct 26, 2009 12:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

fixed

Thirty five to zip…
This job was a bad idea,
Steven lamented

by Caban the Grey on Oct 26, 2009 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Coaches in costumes
Kiffin as Chimera, and
Golf Pro Spurrier

by Hooper on Oct 26, 2009 2:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Tennessee Vols: “Boo!”
South Carolina: “Boo, who?”
Gamecocks gonna cry…

Ain't it good to be alive and be in Tennessee!

by ttocswob on Oct 26, 2009 4:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Tennessee still raw
can’t spell Citrus without- yeah
Gamecocks, you die now.

by PdxVol on Oct 26, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

We remember, Steve
how you made us feel: sick, lame;
we will destroy you

by PdxVol on Oct 26, 2009 10:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Dear Stevie:

Stevie Garcia…
Another beer to console;
not to drive better!

by Aerobab on Oct 28, 2009 10:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey there old ball coach.
You have Garcia. UT?
Weezy and Berry.

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 29, 2009 7:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

who will you cheer for
when Tennessee plays the Ducks?
you better say Vols.

by PdxVol on Oct 30, 2009 2:40 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Steve, your visor sucks.
Be cool, and smoke weed and talk
s**t like Lane Kiffin

by Vols767 on Oct 29, 2009 11:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

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