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The Record of Wrongs: South Carolina Gamecocks

Hear ye, hear ye. It's Time. Time for Tennessee Volunteer fans to gather for the ceremonial reading of the Record of Wrongs, a litany of the offenses committed by the South Carolina Gamecocks.

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  • Steve Spurrier wants to raise your taxes and bomb your buildings.
  • Um, they used to feature Blake Mitchell as their QB, and Blake Mitchell, well . . .

  • Um, this bizarrity:


  • Coach Steve Spurrier used to coach the Florida Gators, and once you get that stink on you, it never comes off. Credit him with much of Florida's Record of Wrongs as well.
  • Steve Spurrier once infamously said, "You can't spell Citrus without U-T." Bad enough, that, but it also spawned a thousand poor attempts at mimicry: You can't spell [. . .] without [. . .] LOL!!1
  • Steve Spurrier once said of Peyton Manning, "I know why Peyton came back for his senior year: he wanted to be a three-time Citrus Bowl MVP!"
  • South Carolina's logo features a "gaudy giant C," and "frightened . . . multitasking poultry" that is "squawking its little chicken heart out while molting":

    South Carolina Logo
  • Probably not true

    • Steve Spurrier is the devil.
    • South Carolina choose its school colors because its two most favoritist things are "black and blood." The institution's first president was an incisored living dead and now resides in a vault in the basement of the campus library.
    • The entire athletic department is kept afloat by revenue generated at the school's popular Tuesday Night Cock Fights. They're efficient, adding to the gambling take money made on the poor beaten contestants, as they are put on ice and shipped to Baton Rouge for breadin', fryin', and eatin'.

    That's all I've got for now. The floor is open.

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    So UT lost Randy Sanders immediately after SoCar.

    Same with Fulmer, et al., last year. That Spurrier guy has been a thorn in the side of the AD.

    by David Hooper on Oct 29, 2009 7:59 AM EDT reply actions  

    Does '92 count?

    Granted Majors was obviously on his way out at the time anyway, and the coming of Fulmer didn’t turn out so bad. The Gamecocks deserve some credit though; scenes of the phenomenal film “The Program” were filmed between quarters and during half-time.

    by Snead on Oct 29, 2009 9:23 AM EDT reply actions  

    I've always been kinda "meh" towards SoCar, but there is always this guy!

    I told you we would beat Georgia!! Now, as for those 9 wins in '09......
    I got bored and made a blog!! SCS

    by VolBrian on Oct 29, 2009 10:31 AM EDT reply actions  

    YES

    Steve Tanneyhill, author of the upset in ’92. We got him back the next year though – one of our guys put him in a 270 degree midair flat spin at the goaline when he tried to run it in on third and goal on the opening drive, blocked the field goal on the next play, and won 55-3.

    by Will Shelton on Oct 29, 2009 10:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

    This guy is making a funny face....

    I told you we would beat Georgia!! Now, as for those 9 wins in '09......
    I got bored and made a blog!! SCS

    by VolBrian on Oct 29, 2009 10:35 AM EDT reply actions  

    And now for some thuggery:

    I told you we would beat Georgia!! Now, as for those 9 wins in '09......
    I got bored and made a blog!! SCS

    by VolBrian on Oct 29, 2009 10:41 AM EDT reply actions  

    Clemson is still in SoCar, so this counts....

    I told you we would beat Georgia!! Now, as for those 9 wins in '09......
    I got bored and made a blog!! SCS

    by VolBrian on Oct 29, 2009 10:43 AM EDT reply actions  

    Can that guy kick field goals?

    Sign him up!

    Ball, oskie, cover, block, cut and slice, pursue and gang tackle... for this is the WINNING EDGE.

    by pound the rock on Oct 29, 2009 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

    lmao

    I told you we would beat Georgia!! Now, as for those 9 wins in '09......
    I got bored and made a blog!! SCS

    by VolBrian on Oct 29, 2009 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

    Releasing this upon the world

    Prepare to become dumber….

    I told you we would beat Georgia!! Now, as for those 9 wins in '09......
    I got bored and made a blog!! SCS

    by VolBrian on Oct 29, 2009 10:46 AM EDT reply actions  

    wow... just.. wow

    "I can't hear you, Rocky Top is playing."

    by Getoffmyvols on Oct 29, 2009 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

    wow...just, wow.

    ________________________________
    Eric Berry is better at football than you.

    by kidbourbon on Oct 29, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

    Kiffin might have been right !

    gas cocks Pictures, Images and Photos

    I don't like South Carolina...except Myrtle Beach , Hilton Head , Harbor Island and Charleston and maybe Fort Sumter and of course Darlington but I think thats it and the golf....but thats all......

    by bulldurham on Oct 29, 2009 12:42 PM EDT reply actions  

    Letting your daughter wear that !

    South Carolina Gamecocks Pictures, Images and Photos

    I don't like South Carolina...except Myrtle Beach , Hilton Head , Harbor Island and Charleston and maybe Fort Sumter and of course Darlington but I think thats it and the golf....but thats all......

    by bulldurham on Oct 29, 2009 12:45 PM EDT reply actions  

    What its going to feel like Sat. night !

    Tigers and chicken Pictures, Images and Photos

    I don't like South Carolina...except Myrtle Beach , Hilton Head , Harbor Island and Charleston and maybe Fort Sumter and of course Darlington but I think thats it and the golf....but thats all......

    by bulldurham on Oct 29, 2009 12:48 PM EDT reply actions  

    Can't say anything here ! Self interpet ; )

    cheer Pictures, Images and Photos

    I don't like South Carolina...except Myrtle Beach , Hilton Head , Harbor Island and Charleston and maybe Fort Sumter and of course Darlington but I think thats it and the golf....but thats all......

    by bulldurham on Oct 29, 2009 12:51 PM EDT reply actions  

    Oh yeah

    This guy

    I told you we would beat Georgia!! Now, as for those 9 wins in '09......
    I got bored and made a blog!! SCS

    by VolBrian on Oct 29, 2009 12:59 PM EDT reply actions  

    Were did it go ? ; )

    I don't like South Carolina...except Myrtle Beach , Hilton Head , Harbor Island and Charleston and maybe Fort Sumter and of course Darlington but I think thats it and the golf....but thats all......

    by bulldurham on Oct 29, 2009 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

    i think Joel showed up ! Hi Joel : )

    I don't like South Carolina...except Myrtle Beach , Hilton Head , Harbor Island and Charleston and maybe Fort Sumter and of course Darlington but I think thats it and the golf....but thats all......

    by bulldurham on Oct 29, 2009 1:17 PM EDT reply actions  

    Got to go to the store be back later

    I don't like South Carolina...except Myrtle Beach , Hilton Head , Harbor Island and Charleston and maybe Fort Sumter and of course Darlington but I think thats it and the golf....but thats all......

    by bulldurham on Oct 29, 2009 1:20 PM EDT reply actions  

    Can I add the 2006 game?

    Yes, we won, but they hurt Ainge at the end and turned our 7-1 start into a 9-4 disappointment ending with that crapfest in the Outback Bowl.

    by VolnVA on Oct 29, 2009 1:51 PM EDT reply actions  

    They also hurt Brent S. in 2004

    Which, coupled with Ainge’s injury the next week, set up the QB issues that led to The Season of Which We Do Not Speak.

    by Incipient_Senescence on Oct 29, 2009 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

    lol

    I told you we would beat Georgia!! Now, as for those 9 wins in '09......
    I got bored and made a blog!! SCS

    by VolBrian on Oct 29, 2009 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

    gotta give credit where credit it due

    “hiking the Appalachian Trail to Argentina” is now one of my favorite euphemisms of all time.

    The Dual Threat, Official Enforcer/Stat Geek of MCM.

    by hal41605 on Oct 29, 2009 2:43 PM EDT reply actions  

    South Carolina’s official state beverage is milk

    by golfballs03 on Oct 29, 2009 2:59 PM EDT reply actions  

    You my boy blue

    Spurrier for Sheriff Pictures, Images and Photos

    I don't like South Carolina...except Myrtle Beach , Hilton Head , Harbor Island and Charleston and maybe Fort Sumter and of course Darlington but I think thats it and the golf....but thats all......

    by bulldurham on Oct 29, 2009 3:21 PM EDT reply actions  

    For doing this to Phil

    Steve Spurrier Pictures, Images and Photos

    I don't like South Carolina...except Myrtle Beach , Hilton Head , Harbor Island and Charleston and maybe Fort Sumter and of course Darlington but I think thats it and the golf....but thats all......

    by bulldurham on Oct 29, 2009 3:23 PM EDT reply actions  

    Spurrier Pictures, Images and Photos

    I don't like South Carolina...except Myrtle Beach , Hilton Head , Harbor Island and Charleston and maybe Fort Sumter and of course Darlington but I think thats it and the golf....but thats all......

    by bulldurham on Oct 29, 2009 3:26 PM EDT reply actions  

    Spurrier losing Pictures, Images and Photos

    I don't like South Carolina...except Myrtle Beach , Hilton Head , Harbor Island and Charleston and maybe Fort Sumter and of course Darlington but I think thats it and the golf....but thats all......

    by bulldurham on Oct 29, 2009 3:29 PM EDT reply actions  

    How rumors get started

    spurrier Pictures, Images and Photos

    I don't like South Carolina...except Myrtle Beach , Hilton Head , Harbor Island and Charleston and maybe Fort Sumter and of course Darlington but I think thats it and the golf....but thats all......

    by bulldurham on Oct 29, 2009 3:29 PM EDT reply actions  

    it looks like there is a lit cigarette i

    RIP Steve McNair (1973 - 2009) Retire #9!
    Member of the Committee to Keep Keith Bulluck.
    Eric Berry for Heisman!!

    by Pride of the Southland on Oct 29, 2009 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

    *in his other hand

    RIP Steve McNair (1973 - 2009) Retire #9!
    Member of the Committee to Keep Keith Bulluck.
    Eric Berry for Heisman!!

    by Pride of the Southland on Oct 29, 2009 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

    Then it's in SC ; )

    I don't like South Carolina...except Myrtle Beach , Hilton Head , Harbor Island and Charleston and maybe Fort Sumter and of course Darlington but I think thats it and the golf....but thats all......

    by bulldurham on Oct 29, 2009 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

    Im just thinking of conspiracy to blow it all to pieces

    RIP Steve McNair (1973 - 2009) Retire #9!
    Member of the Committee to Keep Keith Bulluck.
    Eric Berry for Heisman!!

    by Pride of the Southland on Oct 29, 2009 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

    Pumping Gas Pictures, Images and Photos

    I don't like South Carolina...except Myrtle Beach , Hilton Head , Harbor Island and Charleston and maybe Fort Sumter and of course Darlington but I think thats it and the golf....but thats all......

    by bulldurham on Oct 29, 2009 3:49 PM EDT reply actions  

    Whu?

    Tennessee Fans: We win at teh Internet!

    by bobo_the_vol on Oct 29, 2009 4:55 PM EDT reply actions  

    Lou Holtz

    Tennessee Fans: We win at teh Internet!

    by bobo_the_vol on Oct 29, 2009 4:58 PM EDT reply actions  

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