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Auburn Tigers at Tennessee Volunteers: second half open game thread

This is your friendly automated game thread for the second half of the Tennessee-Auburn game. How're we doing?

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Crompton

Has a future new job!

Tennessee Quarterback: So easy a caveman can do it.

"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football." John Heisman

by Joseph Stanley on Oct 3, 2009 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

That's good.

REAL GOOD! And you didn’t even need to photoshop the eyelids.

by ChattVol on Oct 3, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I specialize

In really crappy photoshops and badly made video’s :)

"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football." John Heisman

by Joseph Stanley on Oct 3, 2009 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

For the sake of authenticity

I must confess I didn’t make that…I found it via Google…

"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football." John Heisman

by Joseph Stanley on Oct 3, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Take credit

I would’ve thought of you if I ever stumbled across it.

by ChattVol on Oct 3, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Speaking of which,

I enjoyed the most recent one

by ChattVol on Oct 3, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

Thanks I appreciate it. Biggest problem i have is finding live action video to chop up

"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football." John Heisman

by Joseph Stanley on Oct 3, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

sweet vid

those drums got me out the funk, just now. plus they are drowning out the leprechaun

...and we shall eat only the red skittles...

by thetennesseethumper on Oct 3, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rigging up

One of my custom photoshops now heh

"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football." John Heisman

by Joseph Stanley on Oct 3, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Anyone

Going to the UGA game this coming weekend?

I may try to drive to Knoxville and see if I can get a ticket. Might as well since it appears I’m going to be in Tennessee for the next year

"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football." John Heisman

by Joseph Stanley on Oct 3, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Big 2nd half

coming up. Need a 3 and out

by ChattVol on Oct 3, 2009 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Frickin hotel

I hate this hotel internet. Site keeps freezing than I have to manually reload the page. Then it takes like 10 minutes to load. Gah!!

"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football." John Heisman

by Joseph Stanley on Oct 3, 2009 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

so close, E.B.

...and we shall eat only the red skittles...

by thetennesseethumper on Oct 3, 2009 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

D did its job

time for the offense to go to work

Really, the only bad part of bacon is that it makes you thirsty . . . for more bacon

by jacksonian on Oct 3, 2009 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Finally got it uploaded

"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football." John Heisman

by Joseph Stanley on Oct 3, 2009 9:51 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

ROFL! +1

I got punk'd by UT's Athletic Department.

by bobo_the_vol on Oct 3, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

can't throw an interception from there

(the bright side)

Really, the only bad part of bacon is that it makes you thirsty . . . for more bacon

by jacksonian on Oct 3, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Crompton

Kryptonite for Weeble Wobbles

"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football." John Heisman

by Joseph Stanley on Oct 3, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

HE DIDN'T EVEN LOOK OUT

he immediately threw it down!

by davy on Oct 3, 2009 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Nah

Good incompletion there. Bad form on the screen blocking, and Auburn had the play coming. Better than a sack, or an INT.

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by bobo_the_vol on Oct 3, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm guessing he just followed direction

Coaches don’t trust him enough to improvise

by ChattVol on Oct 3, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

On that note

Seriously…who would?

I mean he might pass to a referee or something

"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football." John Heisman

by Joseph Stanley on Oct 3, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Quick!

Name a D I Qb you have ever seen that is worse than Crompton

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 3, 2009 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Before or After

He played at Tennessee?

"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football." John Heisman

by Joseph Stanley on Oct 3, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gabe Gross?

Before Tuberville came in and demoted him, of course.

Strangers ain't come back from Rocky Top,
Guess they never will.

by GeekWhit on Oct 3, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Right now, Crompton hasn't lost the game for us.

So, it’s a start. Let’s keep playing good D, another 3 and out here, Vols.

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by bobo_the_vol on Oct 3, 2009 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

As long

As we play more than JUST D….

"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football." John Heisman

by Joseph Stanley on Oct 3, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heath Shuler

….after he went to the Redskins :)

"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football." John Heisman

by Joseph Stanley on Oct 3, 2009 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Yikes!!!

I got punk'd by UT's Athletic Department.

by bobo_the_vol on Oct 3, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

why no more

nu-cat-gun type thingy?

...and we shall eat only the red skittles...

by thetennesseethumper on Oct 3, 2009 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

The first play didn't score?

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by bobo_the_vol on Oct 3, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

They didn't mention

That they were for West Lafayette’s Pee Wee League

"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football." John Heisman

by Joseph Stanley on Oct 3, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

DANGIT!!!

Can we not recover a fumble??!!

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by bobo_the_vol on Oct 3, 2009 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

missmissmiss

well poop

...and we shall eat only the red skittles...

by thetennesseethumper on Oct 3, 2009 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

mo. hard.

...and we shall eat only the red skittles...

by thetennesseethumper on Oct 3, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Florida gameplan

coming up. Right wing football is here.

by ChattVol on Oct 3, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Of course he can't break free

When its the only play you have is a running game of course the Defense is going to expect it

"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football." John Heisman

by Joseph Stanley on Oct 3, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Problems

Your just now realizing the Offense has problems?

"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football." John Heisman

by Joseph Stanley on Oct 3, 2009 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Brett Favre

has an ill-placed Viking horn over his likeness in that promo

by ChattVol on Oct 3, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Give Crompton credit

For not throwing the ball away on 3rd down. At least he looks like he’s trying to get something going.

by NickDrake87 on Oct 3, 2009 10:08 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Credit given

He hasn’t thrown a interception all game

That alone is a record for him

"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football." John Heisman

by Joseph Stanley on Oct 3, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Berry is

still having a good day on stops

"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football." John Heisman

by Joseph Stanley on Oct 3, 2009 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Legit All American.

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by bobo_the_vol on Oct 3, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like the ref there.

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by bobo_the_vol on Oct 3, 2009 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Good no-call.

Definitely incidental

by NickDrake87 on Oct 3, 2009 10:13 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

No contact.

Incidental is still a running into.

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by bobo_the_vol on Oct 3, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Go For It!!!

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by bobo_the_vol on Oct 3, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

WOW!!

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by bobo_the_vol on Oct 3, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

w00t!

"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football." John Heisman

by Joseph Stanley on Oct 3, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

heck yes.

I heart Lane Kiffen

by NickDrake87 on Oct 3, 2009 10:18 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

good call

had to go for it

...and we shall eat only the red skittles...

by thetennesseethumper on Oct 3, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

And now 3rd and really long.

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by bobo_the_vol on Oct 3, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

dropped

"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football." John Heisman

by Joseph Stanley on Oct 3, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Behind him. Come ON!!

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by bobo_the_vol on Oct 3, 2009 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Cromptons Legacy

"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football." John Heisman

by Joseph Stanley on Oct 3, 2009 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

HUHGES!!!!!!!

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by bobo_the_vol on Oct 3, 2009 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

NOOOO

I got punk'd by UT's Athletic Department.

by bobo_the_vol on Oct 3, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

What A Pick!

Really, the only bad part of bacon is that it makes you thirsty . . . for more bacon

by jacksonian on Oct 3, 2009 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

NOOO

Really, the only bad part of bacon is that it makes you thirsty . . . for more bacon

by jacksonian on Oct 3, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

WOO!!!!!

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by bobo_the_vol on Oct 3, 2009 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

W))T!!!!

Go Montario!!!!

"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football." John Heisman

by Joseph Stanley on Oct 3, 2009 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Coming Back :(

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by bobo_the_vol on Oct 3, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Hell it happened so fast

He probably thought he had it too

"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football." John Heisman

by Joseph Stanley on Oct 3, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Where's the blocks in the back?

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by bobo_the_vol on Oct 3, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

this. really. hurts.

...and we shall eat only the red skittles...

by thetennesseethumper on Oct 3, 2009 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Nick Stevens isn't any better.

J Crom knows the offense, though. Just can’t throw the ball accurately. But, yeah, I never thought Stephens was any better.

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by bobo_the_vol on Oct 3, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

agreed

I was a BJ Coleman bandwagoner. But I’m a little biased

by ChattVol on Oct 3, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah ;-)

3-1 for UT-C, right?

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by bobo_the_vol on Oct 3, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm not disagreeing with you

but does Crompton really know the offense? He has had noticeable mental mistakes. Are they not knowing the iffense or just Crompton being Crompton?

Really, the only bad part of bacon is that it makes you thirsty . . . for more bacon

by jacksonian on Oct 3, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Scape Goat

Kiffin can point at Crompton and say “I did my job. See what I had to work with?”

"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football." John Heisman

by Joseph Stanley on Oct 3, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kiffin said he wouldn't, so he isn't?

not that I think he’s making the right decision. Something’s gotta be done.

by davy on Oct 3, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

waiting

for the all ginger battle next week?

...and we shall eat only the red skittles...

by thetennesseethumper on Oct 3, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you had a flat tire, and your spare was also flat, would you change the tire just for the heck of it?

by CornFromAJar on Oct 3, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

How many tackles

Does EB have?

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by bobo_the_vol on Oct 3, 2009 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Can we get Nu'Keese as a full time QB??

Can we go see Bobby Bowden for tapes of the WV Veer offense like in We Are Marshall?

Neyland Stadium: Home of the biggest bust in quarterbacking history.
Hey Jon! How long will it take me to repress the memories??

by VolBrian on Oct 3, 2009 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Tampa 2

also relies on an offense to score

by ChattVol on Oct 3, 2009 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Can Berry throw?

"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football." John Heisman

by Joseph Stanley on Oct 3, 2009 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Thats game

"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football." John Heisman

by Joseph Stanley on Oct 3, 2009 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Boys,

it’s going to be an ugly October

by ChattVol on Oct 3, 2009 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Not over yet.

Let’s see if we can march downfield.

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by bobo_the_vol on Oct 3, 2009 10:33 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I hate to say it

But do you mean to the locker room?

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by Joseph Stanley on Oct 3, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

That has to be the funniest thing I've read tonight.

Let’s rec that green….

Neyland Stadium: Home of the biggest bust in quarterbacking history.
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by VolBrian on Oct 3, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Which season (or offense) is worse?

This year or last year?

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by VolBrian on Oct 3, 2009 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Both are equally inept

but this year’s has more raw talent.

by ChattVol on Oct 3, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I just hope we can keep the talent coming in with such ineptitude on offense. All signs are pointing to yes right now, but this is getting pitiful.

Neyland Stadium: Home of the biggest bust in quarterbacking history.
Hey Jon! How long will it take me to repress the memories??

by VolBrian on Oct 3, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was expecting something special and I got it

This is the most “special” QB and passing game I’ve ever seen….

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by VolBrian on Oct 3, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

To hell

During.

"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football." John Heisman

by Joseph Stanley on Oct 3, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just can't make excuses anymore.

But for some reason I keep believing it will change….

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by VolBrian on Oct 3, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not sadly mistaken

I figured it’d be ugly, but not this ugly.

by ChattVol on Oct 3, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's amazing how many improvements can be made

and yet, it means nothing without a competent QB

by davy on Oct 3, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Need a long drive

Just to save the D for the rest of the season

by ChattVol on Oct 3, 2009 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

I hope Hardesty

knows how much we appreciate him going out injured and playing his ass off week after week with no qb support

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 3, 2009 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

No joke!!

"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football." John Heisman

by Joseph Stanley on Oct 3, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ditto for the other 83 players on scholly

and the walk-ons too

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Hey Jon! How long will it take me to repress the memories??

by VolBrian on Oct 3, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

GOOOOOOOOO

"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football." John Heisman

by Joseph Stanley on Oct 3, 2009 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Hah :D

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by bobo_the_vol on Oct 3, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

speaking of hardesty......

Neyland Stadium: Home of the biggest bust in quarterbacking history.
Hey Jon! How long will it take me to repress the memories??

by VolBrian on Oct 3, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Memo To Crompton

Hardesty is injured.

Because you haven’t had a passing game in going on 3 weeks, the defense knows that he’s going to run, and run often and they have prepared for it.

Hardesty is tired from running his tail off all game

Hardesty just ran for a touchdown.

Whats your excuse again?

"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football." John Heisman

by Joseph Stanley on Oct 3, 2009 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

TD

but we couldn’t afford to run clock so the D didn’t get the blow they needed. I wouldn’t be surprised if they don’t give up another score

by ChattVol on Oct 3, 2009 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

I have never seen Tennessee lose in person

but I fear that will change next week. Couldn’t be against a more hated bunch than Georgia either….

Neyland Stadium: Home of the biggest bust in quarterbacking history.
Hey Jon! How long will it take me to repress the memories??

by VolBrian on Oct 3, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

I've seen them lose to Alabama

at least 4 times as a child. It never get easy.

by ChattVol on Oct 3, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Makes two of us.

Let me know. We’ll meet for sympathy beers afterward

"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football." John Heisman

by Joseph Stanley on Oct 3, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm in...

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by VolBrian on Oct 3, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

ref

just bitch slapped that Auburn linemen

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by VolBrian on Oct 3, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Dan is still the Man

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 3, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice play by Nuke

Neyland Stadium: Home of the biggest bust in quarterbacking history.
Hey Jon! How long will it take me to repress the memories??

by VolBrian on Oct 3, 2009 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Definitely.

I usually hate his dancing around stuff, but that was a smart play

by NickDrake87 on Oct 3, 2009 10:49 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Its almost too much to hope for

But it’d be nice if we could come back and beat them

"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football." John Heisman

by Joseph Stanley on Oct 3, 2009 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah that would be nice I guess

Crompton had been holding on to that pick waiting for the right moment to really crush us though

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 3, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was this the first game he didn't throw one on the first drive of the second half?

Neyland Stadium: Home of the biggest bust in quarterbacking history.
Hey Jon! How long will it take me to repress the memories??

by VolBrian on Oct 3, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

he tried right there

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 3, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

So far

He hasn’t thrown one at all….but as he just proved its still possible

"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football." John Heisman

by Joseph Stanley on Oct 3, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wouldnt doubt it

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 3, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Juuuuuuuuust about did it....

Neyland Stadium: Home of the biggest bust in quarterbacking history.
Hey Jon! How long will it take me to repress the memories??

by VolBrian on Oct 3, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd be proud if they just tied them

and lost in OT than just give it away now.

by ChattVol on Oct 3, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously

If Lane Kiffin will play all these true freshmen at key spots all over the field, what does that say about Stephens and Lamaison that they don’t even get a shot?

How could Fulmer have dropped the recruiting ball this badly?

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by VolBrian on Oct 3, 2009 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Scroggins must see that. Needs to switch bad.....

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by VolBrian on Oct 3, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

He got old and out of touch

He had a savior in Trooper and played the good ol boy game and let Taylor defect

by ChattVol on Oct 3, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

I guess its sorta good that he throws so badly that even the Defenders cant catch it….

"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football." John Heisman

by Joseph Stanley on Oct 3, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Hope is a dangerous drug

Really, the only bad part of bacon is that it makes you thirsty . . . for more bacon

by jacksonian on Oct 3, 2009 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Tell that to those that voted last fall

Oh no, now that’s the beer tallking, sorry….

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by VolBrian on Oct 3, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

LMAO!

"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football." John Heisman

by Joseph Stanley on Oct 3, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

same here

Really, the only bad part of bacon is that it makes you thirsty . . . for more bacon

by jacksonian on Oct 3, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

How can you not make that throw?

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 3, 2009 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

I really think Crompton

may play better in a hurry up because he can’t think too much

by ChattVol on Oct 3, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

May be on to something

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 3, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hardesty is a grown ass man

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Hey Jon! How long will it take me to repress the memories??

by VolBrian on Oct 3, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Where has this Crompton Been?

I got punk'd by UT's Athletic Department.

by bobo_the_vol on Oct 3, 2009 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Well

At least the clock stopped

"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football." John Heisman

by Joseph Stanley on Oct 3, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Texas State Armadillos

Right here in Neyland, amazing….

Neyland Stadium: Home of the biggest bust in quarterbacking history.
Hey Jon! How long will it take me to repress the memories??

by VolBrian on Oct 3, 2009 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Now he's just getting lucky

throwing balls that somehow don’t get intercepted when there are 4 defenders withing 5 yards

Really, the only bad part of bacon is that it makes you thirsty . . . for more bacon

by jacksonian on Oct 3, 2009 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

yup

Lets hope it holds

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by Joseph Stanley on Oct 3, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

helluva catch

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by VolBrian on Oct 3, 2009 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

WOO!!!!

I got punk'd by UT's Athletic Department.

by bobo_the_vol on Oct 3, 2009 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh dear

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by Joseph Stanley on Oct 3, 2009 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

getting excited and hopeful.....

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by Joseph Stanley on Oct 3, 2009 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

remember what i said about hope

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by jacksonian on Oct 3, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Starting.. to.. believe..

trying to stay calm

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 3, 2009 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

yup

"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football." John Heisman

by Joseph Stanley on Oct 3, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

o hamburgers!

He’s giving me a heart attack instead of depression now

Really, the only bad part of bacon is that it makes you thirsty . . . for more bacon

by jacksonian on Oct 3, 2009 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

kick a FG before he throws the pick???

then go onsides?

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by VolBrian on Oct 3, 2009 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

AAARRGGG

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by Joseph Stanley on Oct 3, 2009 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

wow, what a terrible pass

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by VolBrian on Oct 3, 2009 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

flags

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by Joseph Stanley on Oct 3, 2009 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

wtf is a snap infraction?

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by VolBrian on Oct 3, 2009 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

did he just make that up?

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by VolBrian on Oct 3, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

They gave Auburn that TO..

I got punk'd by UT's Athletic Department.

by bobo_the_vol on Oct 3, 2009 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

yup

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by VolBrian on Oct 3, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Figures.

In the Red Zone finally and we lose 5 yards

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by Joseph Stanley on Oct 3, 2009 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

First penalty since the 1st QB.

I got punk'd by UT's Athletic Department.

by bobo_the_vol on Oct 3, 2009 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Please Lincoln

dont mess this up

Really, the only bad part of bacon is that it makes you thirsty . . . for more bacon

by jacksonian on Oct 3, 2009 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

thank you

Really, the only bad part of bacon is that it makes you thirsty . . . for more bacon

by jacksonian on Oct 3, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

so...onsides?

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by VolBrian on Oct 3, 2009 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

We have 3 timeouts

Kick it deep and use your timeouts on a hopefully 3 and out stand

by ChattVol on Oct 3, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

why not kick it deep?

theres 4.23 left, and i believe in the D. Do you?

Really, the only bad part of bacon is that it makes you thirsty . . . for more bacon

by jacksonian on Oct 3, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I do

I just hope they aren’t too tired.

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by VolBrian on Oct 3, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

D is tired

Been a long game, and until this last little miracle by the Offense, the D pretty much has played all game

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by Joseph Stanley on Oct 3, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

no way

3 time outs

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 3, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

FG

Is better than nothing. Or a pick six.

by NickDrake87 on Oct 3, 2009 11:02 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

That extra point block

and missed field goal looks even worse now

by ChattVol on Oct 3, 2009 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Is this the last ludicrous offense we face this year?

Or will we play Boise State too?

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by VolBrian on Oct 3, 2009 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Thank goodness they don't have to play Boise St.

Crompton would get his orange teams confused again.

by Bitgod on Oct 3, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

That

Could have really sucked

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by Joseph Stanley on Oct 3, 2009 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

yay

Fulmer can take off his Kiffin mask now….

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by VolBrian on Oct 3, 2009 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Unbelievable

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 3, 2009 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

tackling was excellent in the first 20 minutes

they got no gas

Really, the only bad part of bacon is that it makes you thirsty . . . for more bacon

by jacksonian on Oct 3, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

What kind of D is that

pathetic, absolutely unacceptable.

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 3, 2009 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Got to cut'em some slack

They are exhausted. With the Offense not producing the D line has been on the field more than they have been off. Can only do that for so long against this offense, hell any offense.

"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football." John Heisman

by Joseph Stanley on Oct 3, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Quick Poll

Anyone lost confidence in Kiffin yet?

I haven’t in the least, just curious….

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by VolBrian on Oct 3, 2009 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

My verdict

is still out. I havent seen anything to make me pro or con yet

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by Joseph Stanley on Oct 3, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think I've been giving Crompton the benefit of the doubt for far too long

That’s over now….

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by VolBrian on Oct 3, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

i was scared to death all preseason

with good reason, it turned out. though that first game did let some hope in

by davy on Oct 3, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

WKU is really, really, really bad.

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by VolBrian on Oct 3, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

see

it appears again. That darned hope. just to tease us into thinking it can manifest itself into reality.

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by jacksonian on Oct 3, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now that you mention it

Thats a mark against Kiffin in my book.

I didn’t like Crompton last year.

I practically can not stand him this year.

I fail to believe that Nick can be this bad.

"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football." John Heisman

by Joseph Stanley on Oct 3, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Roger that

If we swap him, and Stephens is even a third as bad as Crompton. I will personally find Crompton and apologize to his face.

Until then he’s fish boy to me.

"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football." John Heisman

by Joseph Stanley on Oct 3, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not even a thought

his hands are tied

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 3, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yup

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by VolBrian on Oct 3, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah

I didn’t want him to begin with, but he’ll bring in talent. Whether or not he’ll be around to reap the benefits down the road, we’ll see.

by ChattVol on Oct 3, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Quick Poll Part 2

Should EA bring back the glasses from last week?

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by VolBrian on Oct 3, 2009 11:10 PM EDT reply actions  

unfortunately i missed those

But if it looks like Holly Nix’s hawtness, then an emphatic YES

by NickDrake87 on Oct 3, 2009 11:12 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Wendy Nix?

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 3, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wendy, Holly

All sounds the same through the beer headphones

by NickDrake87 on Oct 3, 2009 11:18 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Wendy nix is hott but I hat the way she talks

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 3, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

ballgame

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 3, 2009 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

ballgame

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 3, 2009 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

whoops

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 3, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hahaha

Now we know what EA does on the sidelines during the game, plays with her hair

by Bitgod on Oct 3, 2009 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Unfortunately,

some punk lets us in on what she does in a hotel as well.

by ChattVol on Oct 3, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

She's still hawt

"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football." John Heisman

by Joseph Stanley on Oct 3, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

We made it a game

If we cover that kick who knows what happens

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 3, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good Defense

Non existent offense

So much for the theory that Defense wins football games

"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football." John Heisman

by Joseph Stanley on Oct 3, 2009 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Ok

I’ve had enough self torture for one night

I’m out

Peace all!

"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football." John Heisman

by Joseph Stanley on Oct 3, 2009 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

why can't he throw the ball with any semblance of competence when we are still in the game

That was actually a pretty good throw

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by jacksonian on Oct 3, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

i assume you meant can't

Really, the only bad part of bacon is that it makes you thirsty . . . for more bacon

by jacksonian on Oct 3, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

my bad

You’re absolutely right

by ChattVol on Oct 3, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Son of a gun

MIA-VT game looked close but it’s over too

by NickDrake87 on Oct 3, 2009 11:28 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

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