Hail Mary Haiku: Georgia Bulldogs edition
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Without quarterbacks,
opposing offenses are
due for a slapfight.
"Florida didnt win their first SEC title until 1991 and now they think they invented football."
-Ron Zook
by rustytanton on Oct 5, 2009 6:47 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Passes behind, drops
routes run wrong, Crompton dry heaves
two minutes to lose
(kind of a pick-me-up haiku)
by memphispete on Oct 5, 2009 8:07 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
let’s pray for clear skies
sun bad for ginger ninja
turn house lights on, too
...and we shall eat only the red skittles...
by thetennesseethumper on Oct 5, 2009 8:47 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
The Bulldogs can dream
Herchel Walker thirty four
To hell with Georgia
by bsdeca on Oct 5, 2009 9:10 AM EDT reply actions 4 recs
17 years ago
Fulmer got his first big win
against these here Dawgs
In this new era
our new coach will have his shot
at doing the same.
"I can't hear you, Rocky Top is playing."
by Getoffmyvols on Oct 5, 2009 10:15 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
My first foray into the Haikus
Never seen Neyland loss
Please don’t break the streak now Vols
Beat the puppies senseless
or
Georgia fans are anachronistic
Believe a Chattanooga native
They still wear hobnailed boots?
That was very free form I suppose.
or
Football, Earhole, bad
Try hitting the hands Crompton
Hancock might go deaf
Neyland Stadium: Home of the biggest bust in quarterbacking history.
Hey Jon! How long will it take me to repress the memories??
by VolBrian on Oct 5, 2009 11:07 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
should I split these into seperate entries for the whittling process?
Neyland Stadium: Home of the biggest bust in quarterbacking history.
I got bored and made a blog!! SCS
by VolBrian on Oct 5, 2009 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Probably so
Yeah. Glad to see ’em!
Rocky Top Talk
by Joel on Oct 5, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ginger Ninja plays
Georgia defense gives no help
Dawgs vulnerable
Ginger Avenger
still must learn patience on bench
so…let’s go, Crompton.
by Will on Oct 5, 2009 11:46 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
This is a single entry.
UGA’s M.O.?
Elite mediocrity.
3 losses each year.
Tennessee’s M.O.?
True greatness, interrupted
by a down cycle
In the present tense,
they should have the advantage.
More in their cupboard
But this was the case
In ’06….and ’07 too.
What, then, is my point?
My point: we can win!
The dawgs are reeling, and we
got nothing to lose
_______________________________
Eric Berry is better at football than you.
by kidbourbon on Oct 5, 2009 12:16 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Dear Vick, too bad you
cant return to NCAA, because you know
a little something about dawg abuse
RIP Steve McNair (1973 - 2009) Retire #9!
Member of the Committee to Keep Keith Bulluck.
Eric Berry for Heisman!!
by Pride of the Southland on Oct 5, 2009 1:10 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Let's do both on Saturday
Watching Georgia lose
Is as enjoyable as
Watching the Vols win.
Lou Brock loves Lamp.
by birdjam on Oct 5, 2009 1:51 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
cheers to that, sir!
...and we shall eat only the red skittles...
by thetennesseethumper on Oct 6, 2009 9:11 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Put it together ...
Florida Defense
And our 4th Quarter Offense
Sends the Vols bowling.
I got punk'd by UT's Athletic Department.
by bobo_the_vol on Oct 5, 2009 2:55 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Tackling. Catching. Fire.
Good QB. These make good teams.
Let’s be one this week.
by Incipient_Senescence on Oct 5, 2009 4:16 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Let's end ginger bias
Stephens, wanna play?
Need to shave signs of ginger.
It works for Joe Cox.
by ChattVol on Oct 5, 2009 10:13 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Vols'Dogs
Vols’Dogs or Dogs’Vols?
Outcome depends on O-Play
Or we clone EB
by Aerobab on Oct 5, 2009 10:29 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Just an ol sweet song,
Keeps Georgia on my mi-nd….
Heck with it – BEAT DOGS!
Ain't it good to be alive and be in Tennessee!
by ttocswob on Oct 7, 2009 2:21 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Orange stuck in Oz
Click the hob nail boots three times
There’s no place like home
Rocky Top Talk
by Joel on Oct 8, 2009 7:02 AM EDT reply actions 3 recs
stupid is as stupid does
ahm not much fer figgerin’ tha innards of this hyar compewtashon kajiggar.
but i would rec your haiku if i only knew how.
...and we shall eat only the red skittles...
by thetennesseethumper on Oct 8, 2009 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just remembered...
#1
Never seen Neyland loss
Please don’t break the streak now Vols
Beat the puppies senseless
Neyland Stadium: Home of the biggest bust in quarterbacking history.
I got bored and made a blog!! SCS
by VolBrian on Oct 8, 2009 9:18 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
#2
Georgia fans are anachronistic
Believe a Chattanooga native
They still wear hobnailed boots?
Neyland Stadium: Home of the biggest bust in quarterbacking history.
I got bored and made a blog!! SCS
by VolBrian on Oct 8, 2009 9:18 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
#3
Football, Earhole, bad
Try hitting the hands Crompton
Hancock might go deaf
Neyland Stadium: Home of the biggest bust in quarterbacking history.
I got bored and made a blog!! SCS
by VolBrian on Oct 8, 2009 9:18 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
For clarity:
Any haikus appearing below this comment were submitted post-deadline. (Unless it’s a clarification of a previously-submitted haiku.) Since no UGA fans submitted any subversive haikus into the stream, there shouldn’t be a repeat of the Auburn incident.
(Adding further to the evidence of a lack of creative thinking among the UGA faithful…)
by Hooper on Oct 8, 2009 9:43 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Uga's entry:
Uga Uga Uga! Uga … Uga!
UGA!! Uga .. uga uga uga OO-GAH!
AG-OO! UGA! Uga! uga!
I got punk'd by UT's Athletic Department.
by bobo_the_vol on Oct 8, 2009 10:03 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

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