Cast your vote for the best Hail Mary Haiku of the week. The entries that survived yesterday's whittling are re-published below the jump.
Without quarterbacks,
opposing offenses are
due for a slapfight.
by rustytanton
let’s pray for clear skies
sun bad for ginger ninja
turn house lights on, too
The Bulldogs can dream
Herchel Walker thirty four
To hell with Georgia
by bsdeca
Dear Vick, too bad you
cant return to NCAA, because you know
a little something about dawg abuse
RIP Steve McNair (1973 - 2009) Retire #9!
Member of the Committee to Keep Keith Bulluck.
Eric Berry for Heisman!!
Watching Georgia lose
Is as enjoyable as
Watching the Vols win.
by birdjam
Florida Defense
And our 4th Quarter Offense
Sends the Vols bowling.
by bobo_the_vol
Tackling. Catching. Fire.
Good QB. These make good teams.
Let’s be one this week.
Stephens, wanna play?
Need to shave signs of ginger.
It works for Joe Cox.
by ChattVol
Vols’Dogs or Dogs’Vols?
Outcome depends on O-Play
Or we clone EB
by Aerobab
Just an ol sweet song,
Keeps Georgia on my mi-nd….
Heck with it – BEAT DOGS!
by ttocswob
Orange stuck in Oz
Click the hob nail boots three times
There’s no place like home
by Joel
Poll
Vote for the winner of the Tennessee-Georgia Hail Mary Haiku below.
rustytanton's due for a slapfight (4 votes)
thetennesseethumper's sun bad for ginger ninja (4 votes)
bsdeca's The Bulldogs can dream (2 votes)
Pride of the Southland's Eric Berry for Heisman (4 votes)
birdjam's Watching Georgia lose (7 votes)
bobo_the_vol's Sends the Vols bowling (3 votes)
Incipient_Senescence's Let's be one this week (1 vote)
ChattVol's It works for Joe Cox (1 vote)
Aerobab's Vols' Dogs or Dogs' Vols? (2 votes)
ttocswob's Heck with it -- BEAT DOGS! (1 vote)
Joel's There's no place like home (3 votes)
32 total votes


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