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Hail Mary Haiku: Ole Miss Rebels

It's time for this week's Hail Mary Haiku, Ole Miss Rebels edition.

Here's the concept for those new to the thing: You're behind by four at midfield. Only one second remains on the clock, and you have to heave the ball into a mass of players in the end zone and hope that one of your guys comes down with it. Bonus points for actually observing the traditional 5-7-5 format for haikus, but free form haikus are allowed. This is, after all, a desperation play.

On Thursday, we'll ask everyone to take a look at all of the entries and whittle them down with recs, and then we'll post the top ten or so on Friday and open it up for voting. Voting will continue until 6:00 a.m. on Saturday. We'll post the winner in the game day open thread. What do you get for winning? The esteem of your peers! It's totally worth it.

Enter yours by clicking on the "Comments" link below, and pass the invitation to enter along to others. Keep 'em clean, please.

Hike! Ooooh!



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RAWRAWWWRRR FOOTBALL

Colonel Reb’s Cryin’
DACOACHO is looking for
Revenge and Red Bull.

by ChattVol on Nov 9, 2009 7:21 AM EST reply actions   3 recs

Here's one.

With a guy like Snead
All passes are Hail Marys
‘Cause he’s a moron.

by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Nov 9, 2009 8:26 AM EST reply actions  

You know

We used to say that stuff about Crompton.

by Incipient_Senescence on Nov 9, 2009 10:36 AM EST up reply actions  

That was my first thought when I read that.

It wasn’t all that long ago we were saying it, either…

Lou Brock loves Lamp.

by birdjam on Nov 9, 2009 1:26 PM EST up reply actions  

getting it out of the way

YAW YAW OL TEAM YAW!
GON BEAT DEM REAL GOOD YAW YAW!
SLIM JIM YAW RED BULL!

...and we shall eat only the red skittles...

by thetennesseethumper on Nov 9, 2009 8:46 AM EST reply actions  

Coach O's refrain

RAWWFOOTBAWBASHSKULL,
LAYHATINEM…oh folly,
that we act as beasts.

"Florida didnt win their first SEC title until 1991 and now they think they invented football."
-Ron Zook

by rustytanton on Nov 9, 2009 9:43 AM EST reply actions   2 recs

Great last two weekends
For naught until Da Coach O
Returns in triumph!

by Incipient_Senescence on Nov 9, 2009 10:40 AM EST reply actions  

Typed this one out on my Apple IIc

Jevan Snead would have
Died of dysentery on
The Orgeron Trail

Lou Brock loves Lamp.

by birdjam on Nov 9, 2009 1:28 PM EST reply actions   3 recs

Revenge is best served
with a six pack of Red Bull
and a long Slim Jim

"I can't hear you, Rocky Top is playing."

by Getoffmyvols on Nov 9, 2009 2:51 PM EST reply actions   3 recs

Rebel without a
Cause – Orgeron now with Vols
Ol’ Miss got no balls

Ain't it good to be alive and be in Tennessee!

by ttocswob on Nov 9, 2009 4:35 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

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