While you let your QB throw incompletions that stall drives in the red zone which said RB put you in position for.

and FAST!

Play tapes of Larry Munson screaming, “We just stepped on their faces and broke their nose with a hob-nail boot!” over the PA system as they stand in the endzone and Neyland stadium.

Don’t even worry about covering him.

After all, that is the only way Austin Rogers could get open.

Well, maybe not gameday, but definitely a team experience!

That’s all JT Mapu ever did.

And then laugh about it on the sideline.

Call a hail mary on the last play of the first half after running a draw on the previous play, and injuring your quarterback’s AC joint and costing us the game. (Randy Sanders edition)

OR

Call a QB draw with the same quarterback two years later, with no prior evidence that he has what we like to call “speed”, injuring his ankle and costing us the next game. (David Cutcliffe edition)

for when playing Mississippi State

to blare out “Down in front!” at random intervals.

Have them gab away, oblivious to the simulated touchdowns, field goals and interceptions that favor UT. When the JumboTron gives them a closeup, they’ll know what to do.

Then follow up with really sweets ads for both basketball teams.

Having recruits stand on the sideline, staring at the jumbotron, watching the 10-pt 4th quarter lead dwindle to 7 pts. Then to 4 pts. Then to loosing by 3 with just over a minutes to play.