Fictional Facebook status of the day: Monte Kiffin

by Joel Hollingsworth on Mar 11, 2009 10:00 AM EDT in Rocky Top Talking Points

Monte Kiffin is . . .

. . . still returning the best results on top in .14 seconds and anticipates bringing the T2 out of beta on September 5, 2009.

Image from The Blake.

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Monte Kiffin is...

wondering what this “internets” thing is

(also side note, if you listen to the Eric Berry presser he actually says Guru instead of Google, but shhhh its more fun this way)

by Getoffmyvols on Mar 11, 2009 10:13 AM EDT reply actions

I thought the same thing

But later, in a different interview, he said “Google.”

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by Joel Hollingsworth on Mar 11, 2009 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions

Fair enough

by Getoffmyvols on Mar 11, 2009 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions

Awesome!

Love the graphic.

by David Hooper on Mar 11, 2009 10:15 AM EDT reply actions

...is bringing hell with him!

by David Hooper on Mar 11, 2009 10:22 AM EDT up reply actions

Monte Kiffin

has never used the words “Mustang Package”.

by Will Shelton on Mar 11, 2009 10:29 AM EDT reply actions

+ eleventy billion

Official MCM Hater!

by gramsey712 on Mar 11, 2009 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions

Monte Kiffin is

WHADDYA SAY GANG???

Official MCM Hater!

by gramsey712 on Mar 11, 2009 1:34 PM EDT reply actions

Monete Kiffin is...

Fired up! Were gonna run hard, run fast, and be where the ball is. And we’re gonna WIN! How bout that? Alirght. Let’s Go. Pip Pip!

by BigBeefe on Mar 11, 2009 1:41 PM EDT reply actions

Monte Kiffin is...

Trying to come up with a way to get 12 men on the field.

by rblakeh on Mar 11, 2009 3:24 PM EDT reply actions

He's biggest problem with this

Is the fact that Eric Berry accounts for 13.

Wanna hear some music?

by samhitch on Mar 11, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions

Ive been thinking...

is there a way to set up a twitter feed for rockytoptalk?

I would love to get my vols news updates through twitter too.

now with less meyton panning.

by Pride of the Southland on Mar 11, 2009 3:26 PM EDT reply actions

You can set up an RSS feed for the frontpage updates...

not sure if you can do the same for fanshots and fanposts, though. And no idea if you can do it with twitter.

by rblakeh on Mar 11, 2009 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions

Thanks!

I figured NPR has a twitterfeed, why not us?

Rocky Top > NPR

now with less meyton panning.

by Pride of the Southland on Mar 11, 2009 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions

It's here

http://twitter.com/rockytoptalk

I just haven’t gotten around to putting it in the sidebar.

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by Joel Hollingsworth on Mar 11, 2009 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions

Sweet.

Does this mean it’s time to make fake Twitter accounts for team personalities? Come on, you know it’d work.

by Chris Pendley on Mar 11, 2009 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions

Actually, they have some of those already

There’s one for dacoacho, but it wasn’t updating, so I dropped it. Don’t remember the name, now. At least I think I dropped it. Hmm.

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by Joel Hollingsworth on Mar 11, 2009 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions

My guess is they'll have some grad assistants working on those.

Perhaps not grad assistants of the Inky Johnson variety, but maybe some of the grad students in Sports Management. It’s something that’s done at other schools here and there; all they’re asked to do is write occasional cool-sounding stuff that parallels the goings-on of the day in a safe, noncontroversial manner.

by David Hooper on Mar 11, 2009 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions

And yes

You can also subscribe to FanShots and FanPosts. See the left sidebar of the front page for the RSS icons.

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by Joel Hollingsworth on Mar 11, 2009 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions

Status King

I have been a part of the creation of a new facebook app called Status King. http://www.statusking.net Go over and submit some of the statuses that you want people to see and enjoy.

by JordanHarmon on Mar 12, 2009 12:35 AM EDT reply actions