Special triple-pack of Fictional Facebook Statuses of the Day: Kentucky Basketball

by Joel Hollingsworth on Mar 31, 2009 9:37 AM EDT in College Basketball

Billy Gillispie is . . . wondering if it's safe to come out of hiding and re-holster his dead cell phone.

John Calipari is . . . trying to figure out how to take FedEx with him to Kentucky.

Tubby Smith is . . . rubbing his hands together and laughing maniacally.

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You don't need FedEx, Coach...

… they have Emery Worldwide up there.

Lou Brock loves Lamp.

by birdjam on Mar 31, 2009 9:49 AM EDT reply actions

Billy G is… riding down the road singing “All my exes live in Texas”

John Calipari is… not looking forward to a double dose of Bruceball each year.

Tubby Smith is… watching Fargo.

by Getoffmyvols on Mar 31, 2009 9:51 AM EDT reply actions

John Calipari is…sleeping like a baby, thanks for rocking me to sleep last night night Lane!

now with less meyton panning.

by Pride of the Southland on Mar 31, 2009 10:17 AM EDT reply actions

Ugh

As a UT fan that grew up in Memphis, Memphis is my #2 team. That being the case this is about the WORST thing that could happen right now (aside from something like Pearl leaving to coach at UK-which would never happen). I do not like the sound of how stacked KY would be next year since Patterson and Meeks are not leaving and with Calipari (and maybe his Memphis recruits) as coach either.

I have been looking at our basketball recruits for next year and all I can see coming in is Kenny Hall, is that really all we are going to have to replace Tyler Smith?

Living in Alabama is like living 50 years in the past, they are still just as racist, just as educated, the state constitution forbids any kind of public transportation, and all they can talk about is Bear Bryant

by goldballs on Mar 31, 2009 10:24 AM EDT reply actions