Talking points: Monte Kiffin slacks off and Bruce Pearl stalks Layla Kiffin
Tennessee football
- Tennessee's post-spring depth chart has two or more players "bracketed" (no decision) first-team at nine of 22 positions ($).
- Mel Kiper says Eric Berry is the top prospect for next year's NFL Draft. Drew Edwards is skeptical, noting the NFL's general undervaluing of the safety position.
- Monte Kiffin took an entire afternoon off to recover from offseason back surgery he'd been putting off for years. Slacker.
- Kiffin told a group of fans in Franklin that he wanted B.J. Coleman to stay. "He really had a slow spring at the beginning and had come around the last couple of weeks."
- Lane Kiffin has "run off" more players in his transition period than did Michigan's Rich Rodriguez in his.Yeah, southern speed, etc., etc., etc., harhar.
Tennessee basketball
- Bruce Pearl told that same group of fans in Franklin that he was "trying to date [Lane Kiffin's] wife" but that it "[wasn't] working out too good."
NCAA
- Bring on the Cats responds to a Tulsa World journalist's suggestion that the Big 12 be radically restructured.
- Track 'Em Tigers lists fives things that should make a comeback in college football, including the Three-Hour Game:
Darwinists have predicted that the current CFB will have evolved into six and a half hours by 2085. We can put a man on the moon, but can't get one hour of football with requisite commercials in thrice that interval? Three hours was long enough for Gilligan and the crew to get stranded on an uncharted desert isle. Why can't we get it done? I devote less time to sleep a lot of nights than I do to the average televised Auburn game.
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I can't blame Track 'Em for the sentiment regarding length of games.
If I was stuck watching Auburn games over the last several years, I’d be screaming for a quicker end as well. :-D
by Hooper on Apr 28, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
They just seem like they're 6.5 hours now.
by Graysnail on Apr 29, 2009 6:58 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
The main point, though, is “same amount of football, less commercials.” Stop trying to shoehorn the “program” into three hours by shortening the actual game.
Rocky Top Talk
by Joel on Apr 29, 2009 9:10 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, we know.
But I could resist the shot.
by Hooper on Apr 29, 2009 10:16 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Same here
I mean, it was a free shot against Auburn. How could I not take it?
by Graysnail on Apr 29, 2009 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And if it seems like 6.5 hours, then you're getting less than one point per hour on average!
by Hooper on Apr 29, 2009 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're also getting a little over 1 recruiting violation an hour if you're Jackie Sherrill.
by Graysnail on Apr 29, 2009 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
By "recruiting violation" I mean "NCAA violation".
Clearly 1 recruiting violation an hour is limited to Urban Meyer only.
by Graysnail on Apr 29, 2009 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

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