Here's the concept for those new to the thing: You're behind by four at midfield. Only one second remains on the clock, and you have to heave the ball into a mass of players in the end zone and hope that one of your guys comes down with it. Bonus points for actually observing the traditional 5-7-5 format for haikus, but free form haikus are allowed. This is, after all, a desperation play.

We'll post the entries (or just the best ones, if there are too many) and open the thing up for voting on Thursday morning. Voting will continue until Game Day, when we'll post the winner. What do you get for winning? The esteem of your peers! It's totally worth it. Ask birdjam and CornFromAJar.

Enter yours by clicking on the "Comments" link below, and pass the invitation to enter along to others. Keep 'em clean, please.

Hike! Ooooh!