UNAUTHORIZED FOOTAGE: A sneak peek into Western Kentucky

by David Hooper on Sep 4, 2009 10:00 PM EDT in Tennessee Volunteer Football

Recently, I have been given some insider information into the inner workings of the Western Kentucky football program. If you stop and think about it for a moment, you really don't know a whole lot about the Hilltoppers. You know they've just moved up from 1-AA, that they had an off year last year, and that they run some type of a spread offense alongside a base 3-4 defense. The reason for this is that WKU is surprisingly secretive about their training programs, and the information that's generally available is really a whole lot of deflection to keep people from understanding what they're doing.

But thanks to an anonymous-yet-reliable source, I have some footage about the WKU program that you will want to see. They're unorthodox, to say the least, but definitely not in that Clawfense sort of way. How far will it take them? I haven't a clue, and I have no idea how to judge this sort of thing. You'll just have to see for yourself.

For you see, Big Red isn't just a mascot...

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OFFENSIVE LINE TRAINING

My source had to cut off early before getting caught; we're lucky to have the tape that we have, so please excuse the blank second half.

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Looks like we'll be fine

They’ll kill themselves with all of those motion penalties racking up.

by ChattVol on Sep 4, 2009 10:11 PM EDT reply actions

I lol'd

We literally have no bad blood with W.KY (at least yet, /knocks on wood) yet here we are trashing them and their mascot as if it was some dough-eyed elephant wearing an ugly crimson sweater. God bless college football…

"It's static noise. You can't hear anything. You go up and down the line, your wide receivers, your running backs, your tight ends, nobody can hear. Nobody."
- Cal QB Nate Longshore commenting on playing in Neyland Stadium

by jimvols on Sep 4, 2009 10:59 PM EDT reply actions

Deep down,

I’m secretly hoping that UT picks up on this and plays that song in the stadium. I realize there’s no shot at that; even if they saw this and wanted to, there’s the matter of royalties. And then, because I had to post so late, nobody would get it.

So beyond all rationality, I think it’d be hilarious.

…maybe the boohbah theme would be funnier, though.

by David Hooper on Sep 4, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions