Kyle Whittingham

by JazzyUte on Jan 14, 2010 9:49 PM EST

We're hearing rumors out here that Tennessee has contacted Kyle Whittingham.

Please tell me Dave Cutcliffe is the man. Right? PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TELL ME THIS.

Thanks!

And because I need 75 words - here is a joke.

An Irish man has been at a pub all night drinking. The bartender finally says that the bar is closed. So your man stands up to leave and falls flat on his face. He figures he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up.Once outside he stands up but again falls flat on his face. He crawls home. Reaching the door he tries to stand up, and yet again, falls flat on his face. He crawls through the door and up the stairs. When he reaches his bed he summons the last of his strength and tries one final time to stand.It's no use. He tumbles into bed and is soon sound asleep, only to awaken the next morning to the sound of his wife standing over him shouting.'So... you've been out drinking again!''How did you know?' he asks, his head hung in shame.'The pub called-- you left your damn wheelchair down there again!'

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YES IT'S TRUE

by Chipper37841 on Jan 14, 2010 9:53 PM EST reply actions

Yes he has been contacted!!!!

by golfballs03 on Jan 14, 2010 10:02 PM EST reply actions

You sound too excited.

You should be excited about Dave Cutcliff. Tell the Vols administration you want him over Whittingham. Okay? Thanks!

by JazzyUte on Jan 14, 2010 10:09 PM EST up reply actions

we cannot, in good conscience, do so

by TnseVol10 on Jan 14, 2010 10:13 PM EST up reply actions

confused?

Are you all confusing Kyle Whittingham with Ty Whittingham.

Ty is the idiot that was at Notre Dame and Washington.

Kyle Whittingham is the genius that’s at Utah, took over for Urban Meyer when he left. Personally, I think it’d be funny if we got the guy from Utah where Florida went for their wunderkind.

by coastertal on Jan 14, 2010 10:37 PM EST reply actions

Kyle Whittingham...

Come on down! You’re the next contestant on “RUMOR MILL!!!”

So Sayth King Zach I

by kingofzachland on Jan 14, 2010 10:38 PM EST reply actions

too true. this is the 4th “for sure” we’ve heard about today. i read on a forum earlier today that we had our man at breakfast, lunch, dinner, and now late night snack! lol

by coastertal on Jan 14, 2010 10:43 PM EST up reply actions

That would explain the obesity rates around here.

If we’re eating up entire coaches for 4 meals a day…

by David Hooper on Jan 14, 2010 10:55 PM EST up reply actions

Mmmmm

deep fried Whittingham. Can I get a RC Cola?

by ChattVol on Jan 14, 2010 11:08 PM EST up reply actions

That does sound good...

“All contestants on ‘Rumor Mill’ will receive the home version board game and a six pack of RC Cola!”

So Sayth King Zach I

by kingofzachland on Jan 14, 2010 11:11 PM EST up reply actions

Oh, wow.

Just let me invest everything into RC Cola before that distributes. That’ll what – triple their production?

by David Hooper on Jan 14, 2010 11:13 PM EST up reply actions

Rumor Mill

The home version comes with: Your own blog, spin wheel with the names of the hottest coaches in America, a blindfold, and e-mails from “inside sources.” It’s fun for the whole family!

So Sayth King Zach I

by kingofzachland on Jan 14, 2010 11:40 PM EST up reply actions