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Kyle Whittingham

We're hearing rumors out here that Tennessee has contacted Kyle Whittingham. 

Please tell me Dave Cutcliffe is the man. Right? PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TELL ME THIS.

Thanks!

And because I need 75 words - here is a joke.

An Irish man has been at a pub all night drinking. The bartender finally says that the bar is closed. So your man stands up to leave and falls flat on his face. He figures he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up.Once outside he stands up but again falls flat on his face. He crawls home. Reaching the door he tries to stand up, and yet again, falls flat on his face. He crawls through the door and up the stairs. When he reaches his bed he summons the last of his strength and tries one final time to stand.It's no use. He tumbles into bed and is soon sound asleep, only to awaken the next morning to the sound of his wife standing over him shouting.'So... you've been out drinking again!''How did you know?' he asks, his head hung in shame.'The pub called-- you left your damn wheelchair down there again!'

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