Tennessee Vols At Vanderbilt Commodores: Hail Mary Haiku

by Joel Hollingsworth on Nov 18, 2010 6:13 AM EST in Tennessee Volunteer Football

[Note by Joel, 11/18/10 6:12 AM EST ] Voting with recs again this week. Take a look at the entries and rec the ones you like.

It's Vandy week, and it's time for the haiku. Ergo, it's the Tennessee-Vanderbilt Hail Mary Haiku.

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Grade point average?
Yes. Anything resembling
Football program? No.

by VolnVA on Nov 15, 2010 8:31 AM EST reply actions 6 recs

One more step, and we’re
Tennessee state champs. Just need
Another fifty.

by Incipient_Senescence on Nov 15, 2010 9:22 AM EST reply actions 1 recs

As true today as it was in 1977...

One of the first things
My parents taught me to say
Was “Vanderbilt stinks.”

Lou Brock loves Lamp.

by birdjam on Nov 15, 2010 9:28 AM EST reply actions 5 recs

my message to the commodores:

hey vandy, put down
that book and show up on the
end zone why don’t cha?

by Volunteacher on Nov 15, 2010 9:37 AM EST reply actions 2 recs

for vandy fans worried about empty stadium on Saturday...

Hey relax Vandy
B-Ball season has started
We’ll fill seats for you

I like orange and I am a dog person

by goldballs on Nov 15, 2010 11:17 AM EST reply actions 1 recs

Vanderbilt Football
Kind of plays like its mascot:
A very dead old man.

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I will give my North Carolina for Tennessee Today. Apparently.

by bobothevol on Nov 15, 2010 1:06 PM EST reply actions 3 recs

In keeping with this theme

What’s the use, Vandy
Of a land-locked Commodore?
Just losing to Vols?

by Incipient_Senescence on Nov 15, 2010 2:56 PM EST up reply actions

Vandy

What can be expected
when your school is founded
by a durn Yankee

BloodSpite
"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football." John Heisman

by Joseph Stanley on Nov 15, 2010 2:39 PM EST reply actions

Keep a Dore away?
Just build this in your front yard…
A set of goalposts

by Caban on Nov 15, 2010 2:53 PM EST reply actions 1 recs

A foreign visitor...

The home team wins big
The fans are cheering loudly…
This is a road game?!

by Caban on Nov 15, 2010 3:00 PM EST reply actions

Black and gold? No way!
Let’s fill that stadium with
Orange and White baby!

by danmarcel on Nov 15, 2010 3:46 PM EST reply actions

Non-traditional Haiku (a.k.a. I don't care how many syllalalables I use)

The Futile Band
that is Commode Doors Football
Vols Flush Vanderbilt

The COEXIST bumper sticker is ridiculous. How are people supposed to get along when one side is flying planes into tall buildings or wearing sweater vests full of C4 and nails? The faiths are MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE.

by memphispete on Nov 15, 2010 4:29 PM EST reply actions 1 recs