Tennessee Volunteers Vs. Kentucky Wildcats: Hail Mary Haiku

by Joel Hollingsworth on Nov 26, 2010 8:46 AM EST in Tennessee Volunteer Football

[Note by Joel, 11/26/10 8:45 AM EST ] I trust everyone had a Happy Thanksgiving. As we've done the past couple of weeks, we're just bumping the haiku post to remind everyone to vote with their recs. Have at it.

Is it me, or did the season go by really fast? Regardless, we're to our final Hail Mary Haiku of 2010, and it's Big Orange vs. Big Blue.

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Enter yours by clicking on the "Comments" link below, and pass the invitation to enter along to others. Heed the community guidelines, please, and remember, rec the entries you like. The entries with the most recs will be posted prominently on Saturday's game thread. If it's close, we may re-publish some for voting on Thursday. Or we may just bump to the top and let the recs have at it.

Hike! Oooh!

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Veintiseis or
Sechsunzwanzig or twenty-
Six. Approved worldwide.

by ChattVol on Nov 22, 2010 8:07 AM EST reply actions 1 recs

To all Vol players:
‘Cats haven’t won since your birth
Let’s keep it that way

by Incipient_Senescence on Nov 22, 2010 9:51 AM EST reply actions 3 recs

Perfect antidote
for Saturday’s debacle:
let’s go skin some cats!

Ain't it good to be alive and be in Tennessee!

by ttocswob on Nov 22, 2010 10:40 AM EST reply actions

"What the hell kind of way is that to act?"

Written in kind of
Obsolete vernacular,
Wildcat… wild… cat… pow.

Lou Brock loves Lamp.

by birdjam on Nov 22, 2010 11:00 AM EST reply actions

it's a prophecy for what makes the end of our season (ole miss is bear)

half bear—now a rug
other half cat—-9 lives gone
Bowl dreaming bout that

I like orange and I am a dog person

by goldballs on Nov 22, 2010 11:31 AM EST reply actions 1 recs

Clever.

by ChattVol on Nov 22, 2010 2:10 PM EST up reply actions

One could be a fluke,
Two may be a trend…twenty
Six? Domination!

by VolnVA on Nov 22, 2010 11:53 AM EST reply actions 3 recs

We don’t give a damn
About the State of Kentucky
We are Tennessee.

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That's (333333jorkland)^2 and $$$$$immons to you, chump.

by bobothevol on Nov 22, 2010 12:02 PM EST reply actions

bobo

Why do you suck around ASoB all the time? Then you come home and say what you really mean! I’m 71 years old and not a football fan. But I will watch a little tomorrow hoping to silence such talk!

Happy Days are here again! Wildcat's have #1 recruiting class again!

by oldcat73 on Nov 26, 2010 5:05 PM EST reply actions

Because it's implied by any Vol fan visiting ASoB at any time the Calipari cheats and Tennessee is better at Kentucky in everything related to sports.

The COEXIST bumper sticker is ridiculous. How are people supposed to get along when one side is flying planes into tall buildings or wearing sweater vests full of C4 and nails? The faiths are MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE.

by memphispete on Nov 26, 2010 11:03 PM EST up reply actions

that Calipari cheats (This is like catnip... watch)

by memphispete on Nov 26, 2010 11:04 PM EST up reply actions

Why?

Because he can. Just deal with it.

"It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone." A. Bartlett Giamatti

by sddbaker on Nov 27, 2010 1:54 AM EST up reply actions