Greetings to Rocky Top Nation!
My name is Keith Balmer and I'm actually an ACC guy (UNC Tarheels). But I felt your pain when "Fast" Lane Kiffin bolted for Tinseltown. I thought it was shady the way he left, but not surprising.
I can only imagine your glee over the recent turn of events at USC. And it certainly seems as if whoever created the phrase "karma is a . . ." definitely had Lane Kiffin in mind.
In addition to being a UNC guy, I am also an aspiring humorist. I wrote a blog piece last Friday that I'm 100 percent sure will put a smile on the face of each and every member of Rocky Top Nation. I called it "Hilarious Reactions To USC", a blog post in which I poked fun at Kiffin and the USC Trojans. It's a relatively short piece, so it shouldn't take you long to read. If you enjoy it (and I honestly will be surprised if you don't), let me know by leaving a comment. So if you have the time, click on the link below and good luck to the Vols in 2010: