Driving Forward without a Rear View Mirror
It's been a long offseason.
To recap, we've had the coaching change, the multitude of player transitions, the Bar thingy, and a whole lot of concern over the 4th offense in four years to go with the 3rd defense in three years. And annoying little things keep getting thrown in our lap along the way. This Titans / Kiffin spat, for example, really has nothing to do with Tennessee (the school), but since it occurred within the state of Tennessee, we get lumped into it just the same.
But practices are starting back up again and we're counting down the days until actual football happens again. Right about now, Will is beginning to talk himself up into wide-eyed optimism about the season to levels that will seem absurd to disinterested outsiders. Joel is figuring out which games he'll be able to sneak away to see, and which of the rest of his family will join him. I'm looking at my fall schedule, realizing that I don't have any classes to take any more, and wondering exactly how many games I can make without losing time on my dissertation.
But it's all anticipation. As the practice reports come in, we'll all be dreaming dreams of Orange and White in its full cataract-inducing glory, with Rocky Top blaring at a couple Megabels or so. (Heck, I'm seriously considering hiking the real Rocky Top just because of that song.) The Vols will finally be on the shady sideline, now that the student section is politely moved from behind the other team's area. The name 'Dooley' will be cheered very loudly during the first game introductions. Smokey will be howling his head off, while the dude dressed as a plushy Smokey will be sporting the pimp suit in the third quarter. And we'll get lots of practice on our 'OOOO' vocalizations with running backs Tauren and David leading the way.
Oh, and
WOO!
And that's really what it's about to me. Sometimes forgotten in the angst of the last couple of years is that we have a really exciting season ahead of us. In no particular order, a few things I'm looking forward to are:
- The Oregon game. Seriously, it's hard to find a greater contrast of personalities. One one hand, you have Tennessee in gaudy orange - the haven of hillbillies and moonshiners who ESPN once portrayed as people who would roast pigs in elevators. On the other hand, you have the Oregon Nikes in their 1,487.3 uniform combinations. Heck, we even have different supporting shoe companies.
- Tauren Poole. I mentioned him earlier, but he deserves a repeat: I really believe this guy will lay the hammer down this year.
- Janzen Jackson. The dude walked away from the bar.
- The defense. The players seem to love Wilcox and his schemes. The Boise guys at OBNUG can attest to his abilities.
- The Kentucky game. I've been in Knoxville since 2006. Every year, that game is far closer than it should be.
- The quarterbacks. An honest quarterback battle - the first in a while. Granted, that means you don't have a clear starter, but I'm still intrigued by it.
- The Alabama game. Two years ago, we had a reeling team and problems far bigger than rivalries. Last year, the rivalry was just plain nasty, and really got to be unpleasant. I've really appreciated the change in tenor over the last few months. It's not any less intense, it's just more fun.
- Chaney, year two. Let's be honest - last year's offense was Chaney's and this year's offense is Chaney's. Usually the second year is the one where offenses really gel, but we'll have a brand new offensive line to go with the brand new quarterback. As you know, I have thought the world of Chaney since his Wyoming days (yes, I went there again), and I'm really eager to see what he does with the hand he's been dealt.
- The Mississippi game. Maybe it's preseason optimism, but I have a good feeling about this one.
I think we have enough on our plate if we simply look forward.
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Writing those opponent previews for the annual
means I started talking myself into 12-0 in May. We’re ahead of schedule.
The report is:
that the bar walked away from Janzen Jackson.
RIP Steve McNair (1973 - 2009) Retire #9!
by Pride of the Southland on Jul 28, 2010 4:25 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Nobody walks away from Janzen Jackson
They’re carried off.
Lou Brock loves Lamp.
by birdjam on Jul 28, 2010 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I’ve hiked the real Rocky Top a couple times. Fantastic views from the summit…definitely worth it.
Neyland Stadium-It goes to eleven.
beginning tomorrow
much to the chagrin of my co-workers, i will begin downloading a different version of Rocky Top each day until the season opener. thirty six total in honor of Pappaw’s jersey number.
it will be beautiful.
thanks to denial, i'm immortal
by thetennesseethumper on Jul 28, 2010 9:29 PM EDT reply actions
There are 36 versions?
Please elaborate!
by Joel Hollingsworth on Jul 28, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
well, different artists/bands.
but each has a slight variation or personal touch that is better than the same version over and over,
thanks to denial, i'm immortal
by thetennesseethumper on Jul 28, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I feel a special section at RTT coming on - links to unique versions of Rocky Top
no parodies allowed.
The COEXIST bumper sticker is ridiculous. How are people supposed to get along when one side is flying planes into tall buildings or wearing sweater vests full of C4 and nails? The faiths are MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE.
/head slap. Read the whole comments before posting late
Sorry, Hooper. Great minds….?
The COEXIST bumper sticker is ridiculous. How are people supposed to get along when one side is flying planes into tall buildings or wearing sweater vests full of C4 and nails? The faiths are MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE.
Any chance you could link them up in a FanShot?
I wouldn’t want to cause you too much trouble, but having that many versions available through the site would be awesome.
Maybe just an occasional ‘Shot if the time’s available and the mood hits you?
(Either way, awesome tribute. Your co-workers will secretly love it.)
;-)
by David Hooper on Jul 28, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
seconded
however if posting links becomes troublesome could you at least throw up a fanshot that lists all the different versions of rocky top including the artist name/year/pertinent info. so we could find them ourselves? It would be awesome to have multiple versions on hand once the time comes to tailgate…thanks!
Neyland Stadium-It goes to eleven.
i not very smart at teh intry-nebs
i’ve got a rhapsody account and found them there. actually, there are more than 36, i just figured that was as good as any place to stop. perhaps i can get the wife to handle the technical doohickey. she is a Gamecock, so she might just put that d@mn screeching chicken sound they’re so fond of playing.
thanks to denial, i'm immortal
by thetennesseethumper on Jul 28, 2010 9:55 PM EDT reply actions
Don't say that!
My girlfriend is a secret Gator — she went to HS with Brandon Spikes. ::cringes::
Eric Berry Eats Landsharks For Breakfast.
And she still has both her eyes?
Official MCM Hater!
"If anyone asks you, you fixed my television. Now go!"
by gramsey712 on Jul 29, 2010 9:41 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Gamecock fans hold a special place in my heart.
I lived among ‘em and Clemson fans for a while. One time, I bought a Tennessee keychain (waaaaay before even considering grad school, mind you) that looked like a flat white box with a ’T’ on the front. Press it, and it plays Rocky Top.
Then I took it apart, removed the T, and inserted a printout of the molting chicken in its place. Reassemble, and – presto! – a South Carolina keychain that played Rocky Top.
Gave it to a very dear Gamecock fan in Sunday School.
;-)
by David Hooper on Jul 29, 2010 9:37 AM EDT up reply actions
my wife and i were in a USC bookstore in Columbia, looking for some Gameday items (for her, of course). she picked up one of those stuffed chickens that plays school fight song. funny thing was, the chicken played UGA’s fight song. hilarious.
thanks to denial, i'm immortal
by thetennesseethumper on Jul 29, 2010 9:59 AM EDT up reply actions
Is kind of flattering when you are walking with a South Carolina coed and she's wearing one of those I love (Abbreviated School Mascot Name) t-shirts
The COEXIST bumper sticker is ridiculous. How are people supposed to get along when one side is flying planes into tall buildings or wearing sweater vests full of C4 and nails? The faiths are MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE.
OK, on reflection, that crossed the line. Please disregard.
The COEXIST bumper sticker is ridiculous. How are people supposed to get along when one side is flying planes into tall buildings or wearing sweater vests full of C4 and nails? The faiths are MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE.
My sincere hope
is that someday, USC plays USC in a bowl game. Trojans versus Gamecocks. The headlines write themselves.
I could say that would be the ultimate Fantasy matchup, but.....
The COEXIST bumper sticker is ridiculous. How are people supposed to get along when one side is flying planes into tall buildings or wearing sweater vests full of C4 and nails? The faiths are MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE.
by memphispete on Jul 29, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Hooper, here's a hint as you ponder the schedule
I’m looking at my fall schedule, realizing that I don’t have any classes to take any more, and wondering exactly how many games I can make without losing time on my dissertation.
Do you need a Graduate Degree to realize the correct answer is: “I can attend ALL of the games, home and away, without adversely affecting my dissertation.” C’mon, sir.
The COEXIST bumper sticker is ridiculous. How are people supposed to get along when one side is flying planes into tall buildings or wearing sweater vests full of C4 and nails? The faiths are MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE.
I was wondering where the first comment would come on that one.
The away games will be a financial decision. I’m not sure where I’d want to go, though. I’ve been to Columbia, and you can’t drag me into that particular circle of hell ever again (except passing through to visit friends in Charleston). No place on earth should ever have that much heat and humidity. I know the game’s late in the fall, but the memories still persist.
That leaves LSU and Vandy. (Sorry, I’m not wasting an away trip on Memphis.) I think the pros and cons are self-evident for each.
;-)
by David Hooper on Jul 29, 2010 9:32 AM EDT up reply actions
Not wasting an away trip on Memphis ???
I assume, sir, that you must be talking about the quality of our local community college’s football team.
I’ll stack our barbeque (ribs, shoulder, etc) against Knoxville’s any day of the week. There’s also nothing like seeing BB King sing the Blues….
(The teasing jab was to question your fandom – not the practicality of attending. Somehow, I feel sure that you will find time for Montana-Wyoming whenever that rolls around…)
The COEXIST bumper sticker is ridiculous. How are people supposed to get along when one side is flying planes into tall buildings or wearing sweater vests full of C4 and nails? The faiths are MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE.
Naturally I meant the football team. ;-)
And, incidentally, I saw BB King a few weeks ago when I was at a conference in Baltimore. He played at an open air pavilion immediately outside our hotel; we watched for free from the 5th floor balcony. The dude’s good.
Montana would be fun. It’s also in Knoxville, which saves the hassle.
;-)
by David Hooper on Jul 29, 2010 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions
And actually, by not immediately concluding that I can attend all games,
I can write a proposal to study it. ;-)
;-)
by David Hooper on Jul 29, 2010 9:41 AM EDT up reply actions

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