Mr. Hamilton! Nice to meet you! I'm a lifelong Vol fan and UT alum. Listen, i think you've been doing a terrific job, but there's one thing that's bothering me...
Nice to meet you. It's always great to get out in front of our fans. What's on your mind?
Well, it's this Buffalo thing...
You mean the way the white man hunted buffalo almost to extinction just to drive the Native Americans off the Great Plains? I agree, it's a travesty often overlooked in American History.
Yeah, no. I mean the way you dropped an incredible home-and-home series with UNC to play a team like Buffalo
Well, I have heard a lot about that. Be assured that I will take your concerns into consideration, and that every move we make is for the good of the program. (Sound of zipper, followed by splashing.)
Um, Mike, are you, uh, going, on my leg?
What? No, of course not.
Then why is my leg wet?
No it's not, Mike. You just went on my leg and told me it was raining. I mean, look at my khakis.
You know, Tennessee teams in the early 40s wore khaki due to colorful dyes being used for the war effort.
No Mike. Didn't know that. But there's still the issue of my leg being wet.
No, your leg is dry. Know what else is dry? Seats in the Tennessee Terrace. Can I interest you...
No, Mike. I've got to go find a clean pair of...
A pair of seaons tickets can be had for face value plus a $100 donation to the Tennessee Fund ...
But if you want parking, it'll be $5000.