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TENNESSEE PROVIDES VALUABLE ECONOMIC SUPPORT FOR HARD-HIT AREAS

By removing the University of North Carolina from our football schedule for 2010 and paying them a sizable sum to do so, we will be providing crucial financial assistance in the form of capital which will then trickle down into the Chapel HIll economy," said Mike Hamilton today in a conference call. The plan does not stop there, however. "The second step of the plan is to funnel additional badly needed help to the Buffalo area by paying their football team to play ours in Knoxville. This subsidy will effectively double the per capita incomes of those in the Buffalo area, and I did not just make that statistic up off the top of my head."

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