I have enjoyed are conversations, and I feel somewhat disappointed that we Oregon fans don't have to interact with you Vol fans very often. It really has been a treat, and I hope Tennessee, and any travelers will feel welcome at a hostile Autzen Stadium in 2013.

But I have a problem. It isn't a little problem. I had no idea that this would be a side effect from playing against Tennessee. It's literally making me go crazy. I've been laughing like an man that has gone mad. I swear the birds are even taunting me. I hear a car drive by on the road, and it sounds like a B minor chord. My head just has to finish the rest.

Now, I'm randomly busting out:

"Rocky Top, you'll always be,
home sweet home, to me,
good ol' rocky top,
Rocky top, Tennessee,
Rocky top, Tennessee"

The damn song just will not get out of my head. I've had problems like this before, and I've found listening to the song in its entirety will just get it out of my system. That's the only reason why I've ever listened to Creed on purpose. But Rocky Top WILL - NOT - LEAVE - ME - ALONE.

How do you guys cope with it? Your band didn't even play it that much at the Oregon game.

All I can think of is how corn won't grow, or how there isn't any smoggy smoke on the rocky top.

I'll look around online. "Oh! Rascal Flats, I don't like them. This is bound to work!"

Maybe I just need to pluck it out on the guitar? Bm, A, C, G. D, C, D, C, D. Simple enough - BUT NOOOOO!

Please, Vol fans. Please. I beg you. What is the antidote? Will I need surgery?