Breaking Vols News: There is no stupid news

Rocky Top Talking Points, End of History Edition:

So seriously, there isn't any frickin' news. Nothing. Nada. All your news outlets have failed you. You should really just click away now and take this time to do something meaningful with your life, like at look at pictures of your wives and families on Facebook.

I'm not kidding. Look at this crap:

So you get the idea. Journalism is dead and life has no inherent point.

***EXCEPT***

For the soaring insight and laser-like analytical skills of your crack unpaid community-blogger! (after the break, obviously).

You know what nobody's talked about? Headgear.

Rocky Top Talking Points Expert Analysis, Haberdashery Edition:

Ergo, we win by a billion points. Take that, Bob Woodward.

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