Hail Mary Haiku: Alabama Crimson Tide
by Joel Hollingsworth on Oct 17, 2011 7:32 AM EDT
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It's time for the Hail Mary Haiku, Alabama Crimson Tide edition. You know the drill.
One post-LSU, just to get it off my chest.
I used to like you
But only dogholes trash talk
Two score underdogs
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to all outsiders:
here’s what SEC’s about
#Save3SIO
Heel for school, Vol for life!
Bolts, Preds, Canes (childhood team, home state team, hometown team). Canes mini-STH. Southern hockey solidarity!
by Incipient_Senescence on Oct 17, 2011 9:31 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Light up a cigar and sing:
Don’t give a damn ‘bout
Whole state of Alabama,
I’m from Tennessee.
Lou Brock loves Lamp.
by birdjam on Oct 17, 2011 10:03 AM EDT via mobile reply actions 4 recs
I have a new word!
Dogholes.
Great one, Joel!
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They’re like the other, but they go through life proudly displaying exactly what they are to the world at every opportunity.
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by Joel Hollingsworth on Oct 17, 2011 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions
well said
also, three score underdogs. Closed at +17.5
Heel for school, Vol for life!
Bolts, Preds, Canes (childhood team, home state team, hometown team). Canes mini-STH. Southern hockey solidarity!
by Incipient_Senescence on Oct 17, 2011 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Can I vote for your Haiku? ;-)
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Pat Summitt is already a legend, and will always be a Hero.
A common refrain before embarking for Tuscaloosa
Crimson Tide against
Orange Pride…doubtful we win,
But head still held high!
Tennessee fans roll their eyes when I talk about Vandy, Vandy fans become ill when I talk about Tennessee.
Anybody seen Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang?
Look, an elephant
I say we should drain its blood
To paint my boathouse.
Heel for school, Vol for life!
Bolts, Preds, Canes (childhood team, home state team, hometown team). Canes mini-STH. Southern hockey solidarity!
by Incipient_Senescence on Oct 17, 2011 5:11 PM EDT reply actions
disappearing haiku
Where, O where did my Haiku go,
O where, O where can it be?
Unlike the Volunteers,
It didn’t even make the first quarter.
O where, O where can it be?
Ain't it good to be alive and be in Tennessee!
5, with liberties.
BALL, OSKIE, COVER
BLOCK, CUT AND SLICE, AND PURSUE
GANG TACKLE. WINNING!
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distim the frammisgoshes!
by thetennesseethumper on Oct 18, 2011 6:16 PM EDT reply actions
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