Hail Mary Haiku: Vanderbilt Commodores

by Joel Hollingsworth on Nov 14, 2011 7:08 AM EST in Tennessee Volunteer Football

Oh, wait. I forgot. This week, we'll also be accepting entries that are Intentionally Bad Pre-Half ESPN2 Rhymes. Oooh, ooh, ooh. Maybe they'll use one of ours this week! Or maybe they'll stop using them altogether. Even better!

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let's try the doggerel ESPN thing

Mid-November, Vols’ backs against the wall
But this Saturday, Tyler Bray stands tall.
As once again, Vandy’s trip to Knoxville
Proves the standard, a very bitter pill.
With tight defense, and newfound pass attack
Tennessee shows that orange dominates black.
And on the banks of the Tennessee River
Our mighty Vols forge a streak that lasts for-iver

Heel for school, Vol for life!

Bolts, Preds, Canes (childhood team, home state team, hometown team). Canes mini-STH. Southern hockey solidarity!

by Incipient_Senescence on Nov 14, 2011 9:33 AM EST reply actions 1 recs

Ignominy

Underdogs at home
To the lowly Commodores?
Rock bottom (I hope).

Lou Brock loves Lamp.

by birdjam on Nov 14, 2011 9:44 AM EST via mobile reply actions 1 recs

Black, Gold, Orange, White…
Can’t we all just get along?
No? Just me? All right…

Tennessee fans roll their eyes when I talk about Vandy, Vandy fans become ill when I talk about Tennessee.

by VolnVA on Nov 14, 2011 11:37 AM EST reply actions 2 recs

like oil and water
Commodores and Volunteers
we just don’t mix well

by PdxVol on Nov 14, 2011 7:27 PM EST up reply actions

Commode
Doors
Flushed out

BloodSpite
"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football." -John Heisman

"Nobody despises to lose more than I do. That's got me into trouble over the years, but it also made a man of mediocre ability into a pretty good coach". -Woody Hayes

by Joseph Stanley on Nov 14, 2011 2:52 PM EST reply actions