The Record of Wrongs: Tennessee-Florida

Let's dust this puppy off, crack it open, and see what's inside.

Hear ye, hear ye. It's time for Tennessee Volunteer fans to gather for the ceremonial reading of the Record of Wrongs, a litany of the offenses committed by the Florida Gators.

New for 2011

  • Neither their parents nor their kindergarten teachers taught the Gators to share. Completely hoarded all third down conversions and kept them for themselves in 2010 against the Vols. Selfish.
  • Will Muschamp stiff-armed Tennessee twice when we were looking for a new coach. Rumor circulated that he didn't want to deal with the player culture problem at Tennessee. So he naturally gave Florida a sloppy wet kiss when they came calling.
  • Have caused Vol fans to have to endure not only years of defeat at the hands of the Gators, but years of listening to Verne Sundquist and Larry Daniels, who seem to take turns and great pleasure in insulting Tennessee. Last year's episode included a backhanded compliment of Knoxville and the questioning of the existence of math in Tennessee. (We'll conveniently ignore that the latter actually proved a bit prescient for Mr. Lundquist. SquirrelNut.) Let me go out on a limb here and predict the following conversation between our favorite CBS tag team this weekend:

Vernquist: Going for the first doooowwwwn . . .  got it!

Daniel-san: Actually, Verne, I think he's about ten yards short.

Sunkist: Okay. Yep. Yep. He's just short. Do you know how awesome you are?

Daniel My Brother: Heh heh heh. Tebow.

KissedMySister: Dustin Wilhoit for the kick . . . it's good! Are you kidding me?

Gary Indiana: Actually, Verne . . . .

Added in 2010

The Priors

 

Urban Meyer . . .

Dates and scores

  • 1991: Gators 35, Tennessee 18. Ron Zook stole a portion of Tennessee's playbook.
  • 1993: Gators 41, Tennessee 34. Redshirt freshman Danny Wuerffel's first start for the Gators.
  • 1994: Gators 31, Tennessee 0. Wuerffel scores on four of his first five possessions, giving the Vols their worst home loss since 1924.
  • 1995: Gators 62, Tennessee 37. Wuerffel scores seven TDs on seven consecutive possessions.
  • 1996: Gators 35, Tennessee 29. Peyton Manning throws four interceptions and loses a fumble on a sack.
  • 1997: Gators 33, Tennessee 20. Wuerffel leaves, Manning returns, Gators still win. Manning, who lost a total of nine games in his Tennessee career, lost to the Gators four times.
  • 1999. Gators 23, Tennessee 21. Alex Brown dons an invisibility cloak and sacks Tee Martin five times.
  • 2000. Gators 27, Tennessee 23. The "Gaffney Game."
  • 2002. Gators 30, Tennessee 13. Casey Clausen fumbles on four consecutive plays in a downpour.
  • 2005: Gators 16, Tennessee 7. Tennessee suffers a special teams debacle in Urban Meyer's first season.
  • 2006: Gators 21, Tennessee 20. Tennessee rushes for -11 yards.
  • 2007: Gators 59, Tennessee 20. Utter dishumiliarrassment. Gators players accuse Tennessee players of quitting.
  • 2008: Gators 30, Tennessee 6. Florida gives Tennessee a chronic allergy to the red zone.
  • 2009: Gators 23, Tennessee 13, in which we apparently claimed a moral victory over a roster battling not just us but the plague as well.
  • 2010: Gators 31, Tennessee 17. Dooleyn Year Zero. Hung with them for the first half, experienced a back-breaking fake punt in the 3rd quater, and then the front fell off. We hate these guys.

Probably not true

  • Urban Meyer is secretly harvesting the chins and lips of orphaned children.
  • Tim Tebow is Gene Simmons' concert double.
  • Brandon James thinks banana-kitten smoothies are divine except for the fur.

I'm certain I've missed some. Whatcha got?

X
Log In Sign Up

forgot?
Log In Sign Up

Forgot password?

We'll email you a reset link.

If you signed up using a 3rd party account like Facebook or Twitter, please login with it instead.

Forgot password?

Try another email?

Almost done,

By becoming a registered user, you are also agreeing to our Terms and confirming that you have read our Privacy Policy.

Join Rocky Top Talk

You must be a member of Rocky Top Talk to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at Rocky Top Talk. You should read them.

Join Rocky Top Talk

You must be a member of Rocky Top Talk to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at Rocky Top Talk. You should read them.

Spinner.vc97ec6e

Authenticating

Great!

Choose an available username to complete sign up.

In order to provide our users with a better overall experience, we ask for more information from Facebook when using it to login so that we can learn more about our audience and provide you with the best possible experience. We do not store specific user data and the sharing of it is not required to login with Facebook.

tracking_pixel_9347_tracker