Hail Mary Haiku: Buffalo Bulls Edition
by Joel Hollingsworth on Sep 26, 2011 7:00 AM EDT
in Tennessee Volunteer Football
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PrintIt's time for the Hail Mary Haiku, Buffalo Bulls edition.
Here's the concept for those new to RTT: You're behind by four at midfield. Only one second remains on the clock, and you have to heave the ball into a mass of players in the end zone and hope that by some miracle one of your guys comes down with it. Bonus points for actually observing the traditional 5-7-5 format for haikus, but free form haikus are allowed. This is, after all, a desperation play. Like most desperation plays, it will most often be quite ugly, but that's okay. Heave away.
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Hunter was our horse,
But Bray has enough donkeys
To throw/run with Bulls.
Tennessee fans roll their eyes when I talk about Vandy, Vandy fans become ill when I talk about Tennessee.
by VolnVA on Sep 26, 2011 8:32 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Playing Buffalo?
Peerless won’t walk through that door
Oh, wrong Buffalo
Heel for school, Vol for life!
Bolts, Preds, Canes (childhood team, home state team, hometown team). Canes mini-STH. Southern hockey solidarity!
by Incipient_Senescence on Sep 26, 2011 8:39 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Wait, we’re playing who?
I was told there’d be Tarheels.
Worst fall break ever.
Lou Brock loves Lamp.
by birdjam on Sep 26, 2011 8:55 AM EDT reply actions 3 recs
From the Enemy
Clock Is Running Low
How can we have far to Go
It’s only Buffalo
by Tim Riordan on Sep 26, 2011 11:21 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Also good
We enjoy when our opponents play along. Will you be here for the game?
Lou Brock loves Lamp.
A Prayer
Wild herd, chips are down
Last tick, desperation toss
Ave Maria
by ZZRock on Sep 26, 2011 4:53 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
What, no Silence of the Lambs?
The Buffalo Bulls
put the lotion on their skin
but don’t get the win.
Buffalo Girls
Buffalo girls may
dance by the light of the moon,
Rocky Top’s the tune.
Ain't it good to be alive and be in Tennessee!
prediction
Bray has quite a day,
Everybody gets to play -
Bulls get put away.
Ain't it good to be alive and be in Tennessee!
Tatanka? mmm…Buffalo
Bray-K reloads foe the herd
Bison Burgers, yum
"sometimes i take humor seriously. sometimes i take seriousness humorously. either way, it is irrelevant." Mal-2
"if you can't get any enlightenment out of a situation, you might as well get some fun." Wiggs Dannyboy
SERIOUS DELIRIUM, BILL MURRAY
by thetennesseethumper on Sep 27, 2011 11:10 PM EDT reply actions
*for* the herd
mane.thumpy hate grammor purp.
furk.
"sometimes i take humor seriously. sometimes i take seriousness humorously. either way, it is irrelevant." Mal-2
"if you can't get any enlightenment out of a situation, you might as well get some fun." Wiggs Dannyboy
SERIOUS DELIRIUM, BILL MURRAY
by thetennesseethumper on Sep 27, 2011 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
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