Hail Mary Haiku: Cincinnati Bearcats Week
by Joel Hollingsworth on Sep 5, 2011 7:22 AM EDT
in Tennessee Volunteer Football
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PrintIt's time for the Hail Mary Haiku, Cincinnati Bearcats edition.
Here's the concept for those new to RTT this season: You're behind by four at midfield. Only one second remains on the clock, and you have to heave the ball into a mass of players in the end zone and hope that by some miracle one of your guys comes down with it. Bonus points for actually observing the traditional 5-7-5 format for haikus, but free form haikus are allowed. This is, after all, a desperation play. Like most desperation plays, it will most often be quite ugly, but that's okay. Heave away.
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Hike! Oooh!
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we know how this works
half bear, the other half cat?
Vols on Rocky Top
Heel for school, Vol for life!
Bolts, Preds, Canes (childhood team, home state team, hometown team). Canes mini-STH. Southern hockey solidarity!
by Incipient_Senescence on Sep 5, 2011 9:56 AM EDT reply actions 6 recs
I'm going to sit this one out
But I can’t imagine I could have come up with something better than this one.
Lou Brock loves Lamp.
Haiku
Mary full of grace
help our young Hunter grow wings
orange bird of prey
Hunter or Rogers
Streaking towards the endzone
Is a pretty sight
"You give Peyton Manning a better gm, coach, owner and he goes down as the greatest person to ever live." - coltsfan1888
by Dynamic Dreadlocks on Sep 5, 2011 3:17 PM EDT reply actions
Deep, out, flat, skinny, slant and curl
gut check off tackle
take what they give
'Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.' -Frank Herbert
let Wilcox compose the first line?
Heel for school, Vol for life!
Bolts, Preds, Canes (childhood team, home state team, hometown team). Canes mini-STH. Southern hockey solidarity!
by Incipient_Senescence on Sep 5, 2011 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Chip Kelly is trolling Hail Mary Haikus
Heel for school, Vol for life!
Bolts, Preds, Canes (childhood team, home state team, hometown team). Canes mini-STH. Southern hockey solidarity!
by Incipient_Senescence on Sep 5, 2011 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions
weaksauce
deliberation
nothing witty for Bearcats
drawing haiku blank
"sometimes i take humor seriously. sometimes i take seriousness humorously. either way, it is irrelevant." Mal-2
"if you can't get any enlightenment out of a situation, you might as well get some fun." Wiggs Dannyboy
SERIOUS DELIRIUM, BILL MURRAY
by thetennesseethumper on Sep 7, 2011 8:55 AM EDT reply actions
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