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Impromptu National Championship Game Thread


Yeah. Late. I know. Thread. Big game. Go.

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So this is my first big game

without television service. Any tips/tricks for ESPN3? Seems to be doing fine now, but does it get tired?

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by Joel Hollingsworth on Jan 9, 2012 8:35 PM EST reply actions  

Excellent

My ISP isn’t great, so I’m a bit worried, but so far so good.

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by Joel Hollingsworth on Jan 9, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

did you end up looking at my BlogPoll ballot suggestions

thoughts?

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by Incipient_Senescence on Jan 9, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I have to admit, OSU would have been much more interesting.

I don’t have a problem with Alabama being here on merits, but I would prefer to be watching OSU/LSU right now.

by David Hooper on Jan 9, 2012 8:36 PM EST reply actions  

^^^ This

I haven’t posted here for, like, 4 years, but I figured tonight would be a nice time to join in on the fun

by mastershake77 on Jan 9, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

welcome

again

If I cared more about my UNC side, I'd call myself "Tar Volon," and that'd be awesome.
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by Incipient_Senescence on Jan 9, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

agree on all counts

If I cared more about my UNC side, I'd call myself "Tar Volon," and that'd be awesome.
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by Incipient_Senescence on Jan 9, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I wish I could say it was for something petty like hating Bama.

But it’s just the thought of that passing attack against, well, either of these defenses.

by David Hooper on Jan 9, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

same here

If I cared more about my UNC side, I'd call myself "Tar Volon," and that'd be awesome.
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by Incipient_Senescence on Jan 9, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I agree

Although, with the exception of Tennessee, all of my rooting interests seem to have something to do with how stuff will sell. Still fun, but different. But yeah, Okie State’s offense would have provided something different. Perhaps. Maybe they’d look as bad as Bama’s offense, though. Who knows?

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by Joel Hollingsworth on Jan 9, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Ooh

First SEC commercial. Wonder how many of those we’ll see tonight.

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by Joel Hollingsworth on Jan 9, 2012 8:40 PM EST reply actions  

Hadn't even thought of that.

Do they get twice as much ad time, then?

by David Hooper on Jan 9, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Eh

Don’t know. Usually each school gets some action, but I don’t remember that many conference spots. Mostly, I’d rather see Brownie Pan commercials instead anyway.

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by Joel Hollingsworth on Jan 9, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

PAJAMA JEANS!

sweet. mother. of. breadsticks.

by RockyTopinKY on Jan 9, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I've never heard of those

But they’re my new favorite things.

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by Joel Hollingsworth on Jan 9, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions  

That's all well and good

But do they make them in sizes for people who’ve seen too many Brownie Pan commercials?

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by Joel Hollingsworth on Jan 9, 2012 8:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Who knows?

All I know is that the chick in that commercial has never seen a brownie in her life.

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by Joel Hollingsworth on Jan 9, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Speaking of which

I just had brownies. And I’m going to go get another one now.

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by Joel Hollingsworth on Jan 9, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes!

Tailored to stretch over BPA- Brownie Pan Ass.

sweet. mother. of. breadsticks.

by RockyTopinKY on Jan 9, 2012 8:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Am I the only one who wishes this was back on ABC??

I know ESPN’s THE sports network and all, but the game being on ABC gives it more of a big time feel to me.

by mastershake77 on Jan 9, 2012 8:41 PM EST reply actions  

I just wish Brent Musberger weren't calling it

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by Incipient_Senescence on Jan 9, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I want to call him Sydney J.

and make comments about his blue letter.

by David Hooper on Jan 9, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Punt No. 2

sweet. mother. of. breadsticks.

by RockyTopinKY on Jan 9, 2012 8:44 PM EST reply actions  

So predictions for the record?

I think I have LSU 31, AL 20. Maybe 17.

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by Joel Hollingsworth on Jan 9, 2012 8:45 PM EST reply actions  

LSU 17, Bama 13

I don’t really see either offense cracking 20, the way things look so far.

by mastershake77 on Jan 9, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

True

I just keep thinking about the SEC CG. If LSU gets cooking, they can put up points in a hurry.

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by Joel Hollingsworth on Jan 9, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh most definitely, like the Arkansas game

But, Alabama seems to be the team that is best suited to prevent the runaway-train-type rallies from LSU

by mastershake77 on Jan 9, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions  

ugh, below the belt....

When their OC is fired, I hope UT doesn’t suddenly hire him.

by falconnuke on Jan 9, 2012 8:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey I was cheering for the Falcons.

But 2 points is utterly doo-doo.

sweet. mother. of. breadsticks.

by RockyTopinKY on Jan 9, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah, it was embarrassing

Stupid Mike Mularkey handcuffing the offense

by falconnuke on Jan 9, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions  

the offense, all year, combined

had 68 yards on screens.

that should be enough to tell you how much of an idiot Mike Mularkey is

by falconnuke on Jan 9, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions  

19-17

Bama winning. No real reason to pick bama, just because

by falconnuke on Jan 9, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

My nine-year-old

currently has garlic wrapped in toilet paper stuck in both of her ears.

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by Joel Hollingsworth on Jan 9, 2012 8:53 PM EST reply actions  

Alabama fans are made of vampires?

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by Incipient_Senescence on Jan 9, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Does it work?

And if so, what does it work for?

by David Hooper on Jan 9, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions  

lol

It works. If the object is making me laugh.

I think it’s supposed to have something to do with concerns about ear infections. (How do you make that eyebrows raised thingy?)

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by Joel Hollingsworth on Jan 9, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I really don't care about this game.

"Do the Titans have a miracle left in them in what has been a magical season to this point? If they do, they need it now. Christie kicks it high and short. Gonna be fielded by Lorenzo Neal at the 25; he dishes it back to Wycheck; he throws it across the field to Dyson. 30, 40, 50, 40, 30, 20, 10, 5, endzone...touchdown, Titans! There are no flags on the field! It's a miracle! Tennessee has pulled a miracle! A miracle for the Titans!"

by TennesseeTyrants on Jan 9, 2012 8:54 PM EST reply actions  

This is the Stream of Consciousness thread, right?

My thoughts:

Man, that test this morning was hard.
I need another beer.
Oh, hey, I forgot there was a football game on.
I hate Alabama.
I hate Alabama a lot.
General Neyland > Bear Bryant
Bear Bryant was a racist.
Alabama doesn’t REALLY have 13 championships.
I need another beer.

That’s what I’m thinking.

"Do the Titans have a miracle left in them in what has been a magical season to this point? If they do, they need it now. Christie kicks it high and short. Gonna be fielded by Lorenzo Neal at the 25; he dishes it back to Wycheck; he throws it across the field to Dyson. 30, 40, 50, 40, 30, 20, 10, 5, endzone...touchdown, Titans! There are no flags on the field! It's a miracle! Tennessee has pulled a miracle! A miracle for the Titans!"

by TennesseeTyrants on Jan 9, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

That qualifies.

Related: Anybody got a good pork recipe for Crock Pots?

by David Hooper on Jan 9, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Hmm.

Help a guy who rarely ever touches alcohol. What would be a good stout? Or is Imperial Stout the actual brand?

by David Hooper on Jan 9, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

ask I_S

Brewmeister! :-))

Sam Adams does one.
Rogue does one.

sweet. mother. of. breadsticks.

by RockyTopinKY on Jan 9, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I still haven't actually made any yet. have the stuff, just need to figure out how it works

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by Incipient_Senescence on Jan 9, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

you really like the SA imperial stout?

Not a huge fan of SA… they even screwed up the Doppelbock. Then again, Old Fezziwig is awesome…

by falconnuke on Jan 9, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Sam Adams Boston Lager is my standby when there are no craft brews available.

I really like Old Fezziwig, too. It’s what their Winter Lager should be, imo.

I like some of the others, but nothing really overwhelms me from them.

"Do the Titans have a miracle left in them in what has been a magical season to this point? If they do, they need it now. Christie kicks it high and short. Gonna be fielded by Lorenzo Neal at the 25; he dishes it back to Wycheck; he throws it across the field to Dyson. 30, 40, 50, 40, 30, 20, 10, 5, endzone...touchdown, Titans! There are no flags on the field! It's a miracle! Tennessee has pulled a miracle! A miracle for the Titans!"

by TennesseeTyrants on Jan 9, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

I do like cream ales.

Kilkenny’s was the first beer I truly enjoyed.

by David Hooper on Jan 9, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

I've never been a big fan of cider.

I’m only just not getting into the world of wine. I love Port.

"Do the Titans have a miracle left in them in what has been a magical season to this point? If they do, they need it now. Christie kicks it high and short. Gonna be fielded by Lorenzo Neal at the 25; he dishes it back to Wycheck; he throws it across the field to Dyson. 30, 40, 50, 40, 30, 20, 10, 5, endzone...touchdown, Titans! There are no flags on the field! It's a miracle! Tennessee has pulled a miracle! A miracle for the Titans!"

by TennesseeTyrants on Jan 9, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

You and I should never meet up then.

I have had very little in the way of wine, but Port is awesome. I fear that means I’d like brandy.

by David Hooper on Jan 9, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Drinking a glass of Port now...

"Do the Titans have a miracle left in them in what has been a magical season to this point? If they do, they need it now. Christie kicks it high and short. Gonna be fielded by Lorenzo Neal at the 25; he dishes it back to Wycheck; he throws it across the field to Dyson. 30, 40, 50, 40, 30, 20, 10, 5, endzone...touchdown, Titans! There are no flags on the field! It's a miracle! Tennessee has pulled a miracle! A miracle for the Titans!"

by TennesseeTyrants on Jan 9, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Isn't champagne just sparkling wine?

Or am I completely wrong about that?

I’ve never had it either way. It wouldn’t surprise me if it’s a lot different, haha.

"Do the Titans have a miracle left in them in what has been a magical season to this point? If they do, they need it now. Christie kicks it high and short. Gonna be fielded by Lorenzo Neal at the 25; he dishes it back to Wycheck; he throws it across the field to Dyson. 30, 40, 50, 40, 30, 20, 10, 5, endzone...touchdown, Titans! There are no flags on the field! It's a miracle! Tennessee has pulled a miracle! A miracle for the Titans!"

by TennesseeTyrants on Jan 9, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Champagne is a sparkling wine that is only from a certain area in France

All others that consider themselves champagne are sparkling wine. I find the carbonation the difference and drink a bottle of Korbel quite often.

sweet. mother. of. breadsticks.

by RockyTopinKY on Jan 9, 2012 9:21 PM EST up reply actions  

That makes sense.

I’ll have to try it.

"Do the Titans have a miracle left in them in what has been a magical season to this point? If they do, they need it now. Christie kicks it high and short. Gonna be fielded by Lorenzo Neal at the 25; he dishes it back to Wycheck; he throws it across the field to Dyson. 30, 40, 50, 40, 30, 20, 10, 5, endzone...touchdown, Titans! There are no flags on the field! It's a miracle! Tennessee has pulled a miracle! A miracle for the Titans!"

by TennesseeTyrants on Jan 9, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I like cab sav and shiraz

not merlot though, which my parents drink.

Now Beringer zinfandel. . . I can drink that quicker than anything. Beer, Coke, water. zinfandel I can drink faster. I take a sip and suddenly the whole glass is gone. And then the next glass. And then the next glass

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by Incipient_Senescence on Jan 9, 2012 9:26 PM EST up reply actions  

That's how I am with Champagne...

Very bad hangovers though…:-(

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by RockyTopinKY on Jan 9, 2012 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh I know...Sometimes I forget...a few glasses in.

Champagne ones are worse than beer or liquor…

Hydration station necessary.

sweet. mother. of. breadsticks.

by RockyTopinKY on Jan 9, 2012 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah.

Carbonation is as bad for hydration as alcohol itself.

by David Hooper on Jan 9, 2012 9:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Funny story.

A friend and I went to Europe during college. Neither of us drank, but we went to on champagne cellar tour for the fun of it while we were in the area. At the end of the tour, they gave everybody a glass of their signature dry.

We couldn’t get past the first sip.

by David Hooper on Jan 9, 2012 9:32 PM EST up reply actions  

I've had it once... its pretty good.

We actually had it in my Volcanology class at ETSU for some “experiment” that I never understood the premise of.

by VolfanatETSU on Jan 9, 2012 9:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't like all stouts

but I’m definitely a fan of a number of them. Duck Rabbit’s Milk Stout is pretty awesome.

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by Incipient_Senescence on Jan 9, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Ever had Dogfish Head World Wide Stout?

It’s incredible. My favorite.

"Do the Titans have a miracle left in them in what has been a magical season to this point? If they do, they need it now. Christie kicks it high and short. Gonna be fielded by Lorenzo Neal at the 25; he dishes it back to Wycheck; he throws it across the field to Dyson. 30, 40, 50, 40, 30, 20, 10, 5, endzone...touchdown, Titans! There are no flags on the field! It's a miracle! Tennessee has pulled a miracle! A miracle for the Titans!"

by TennesseeTyrants on Jan 9, 2012 9:15 PM EST up reply actions  

heard it's pretty awesome

but it’s hard to justify $8 for not even 12 oz for a stout…

then again, Celebrator Doppelbock is like, $5 or $6 for 11 oz….

by falconnuke on Jan 9, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I've only had it once.

It’s $9 at my local liquor. I’ve only bought it once, but it was the best stout I’ve had.

"Do the Titans have a miracle left in them in what has been a magical season to this point? If they do, they need it now. Christie kicks it high and short. Gonna be fielded by Lorenzo Neal at the 25; he dishes it back to Wycheck; he throws it across the field to Dyson. 30, 40, 50, 40, 30, 20, 10, 5, endzone...touchdown, Titans! There are no flags on the field! It's a miracle! Tennessee has pulled a miracle! A miracle for the Titans!"

by TennesseeTyrants on Jan 9, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm a fan of most SA stuff. except their summer ale, which sucks, and Boston Lager, which is mediocre

but Old Fezziwig, Winter Lager, Octoberfest, and Black Lager are all fantastic.

If I cared more about my UNC side, I'd call myself "Tar Volon," and that'd be awesome.
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by Incipient_Senescence on Jan 9, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

I forgot about Octoberfest.

I like that one, too.

"Do the Titans have a miracle left in them in what has been a magical season to this point? If they do, they need it now. Christie kicks it high and short. Gonna be fielded by Lorenzo Neal at the 25; he dishes it back to Wycheck; he throws it across the field to Dyson. 30, 40, 50, 40, 30, 20, 10, 5, endzone...touchdown, Titans! There are no flags on the field! It's a miracle! Tennessee has pulled a miracle! A miracle for the Titans!"

by TennesseeTyrants on Jan 9, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

wasn't impressed with their black lager

but admittedly Old fezziwig, Winter Lager, and Octoberfest are quite excellent. Then again, I could just drink my own homebrews…. ahh, screw it. too much work to get every style I love. I’ll just go buy some stone… or drive up into KY and buy Founders and dogfish head

by falconnuke on Jan 9, 2012 9:12 PM EST up reply actions  

did I tell you I got a home brew kit for Christmas?

excited to figure out how to work it

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by Incipient_Senescence on Jan 9, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

you did mention that

and I bookmarked it. I’m in Durham, NC now, but thanks for the offer

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by Incipient_Senescence on Jan 9, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions  

CIDER!!!!

sweet. mother. of. breadsticks.

by RockyTopinKY on Jan 9, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I love me some Dogfish Head

and Depot Street Brewery… I gotta support the Locals there :p

by VolfanatETSU on Jan 9, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Depot Street!

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by Incipient_Senescence on Jan 9, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Smoky Mountain!

and Downtown Grill & Brewery!

by falconnuke on Jan 9, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Dogfish Head.

Hands down, my favorite brewery. I remember when my bartender told me they wouldn’t be shipping to Tennessee anymore. What a terrible day.

"Do the Titans have a miracle left in them in what has been a magical season to this point? If they do, they need it now. Christie kicks it high and short. Gonna be fielded by Lorenzo Neal at the 25; he dishes it back to Wycheck; he throws it across the field to Dyson. 30, 40, 50, 40, 30, 20, 10, 5, endzone...touchdown, Titans! There are no flags on the field! It's a miracle! Tennessee has pulled a miracle! A miracle for the Titans!"

by TennesseeTyrants on Jan 9, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

it's a style of beer

basically any high alcohol (>8%) stout.

You could also make a NC style bbq sauce, slow cook the stout in the stout, then drain, chop up, and slow cook for another hour or two in the bbq sauce

by falconnuke on Jan 9, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

basically any "normal" bbq sauce

with a little more vinegar. Try for tangy, sweet, bitter, spicy. Everything all at once… hard to explain

by falconnuke on Jan 9, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Gotcha.

I knew SC was mustard. Couldn’t remember the hook on NC. Vinegar.

by David Hooper on Jan 9, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't think the stout quality is quite as important when using as a marinade

but I’m not 100% sure. and no, not a brand

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by Incipient_Senescence on Jan 9, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Ok. I'll just find one then.

The Mrs. uses wines for cooking and I’ve had success with whites for fish, but not sure about heavier meats yet.

by David Hooper on Jan 9, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions  

It's a style.

If you have any nearby liquor stores that sell beer, you could probably swing by and pick up a cheaper single bottle.

"Do the Titans have a miracle left in them in what has been a magical season to this point? If they do, they need it now. Christie kicks it high and short. Gonna be fielded by Lorenzo Neal at the 25; he dishes it back to Wycheck; he throws it across the field to Dyson. 30, 40, 50, 40, 30, 20, 10, 5, endzone...touchdown, Titans! There are no flags on the field! It's a miracle! Tennessee has pulled a miracle! A miracle for the Titans!"

by TennesseeTyrants on Jan 9, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I'll just hit Fresh Market.

If I have to get a 6-pack, I’ll take the rest to curling on Wednesday.

by David Hooper on Jan 9, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions  

The only thing I've done with a pork roast in a crock pot

Is season it with salt, pepper, garlic, etc., slow cook it, break the meat apart, drown it in BBQ sauce.

I like falconnuke’s idea, too, though. I love cooking beef in a strong beer.

"Do the Titans have a miracle left in them in what has been a magical season to this point? If they do, they need it now. Christie kicks it high and short. Gonna be fielded by Lorenzo Neal at the 25; he dishes it back to Wycheck; he throws it across the field to Dyson. 30, 40, 50, 40, 30, 20, 10, 5, endzone...touchdown, Titans! There are no flags on the field! It's a miracle! Tennessee has pulled a miracle! A miracle for the Titans!"

by TennesseeTyrants on Jan 9, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

It's tenderloin if that helps.

I just want to have fridged, grab-and-dash ready stuff for work lunches. A good cooked pork and a full salad will do nicely.

by David Hooper on Jan 9, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

on the subject of cooking meats in beer

I have some ground deer that I’m going to use to make deer chili (probably just with Carol Shelby’s mix because I’m lazy). thought I might throw some Winter Lager in it because I have some in the fridge and thought it might be good. Anyone have ideas on whether that will work?

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by Incipient_Senescence on Jan 9, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions  

that was my guess

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by Incipient_Senescence on Jan 9, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions  

That'll be great.

I always cook chili with beer. The last time I made chili it was with a bottle of winter lager and italian sausage.

"Do the Titans have a miracle left in them in what has been a magical season to this point? If they do, they need it now. Christie kicks it high and short. Gonna be fielded by Lorenzo Neal at the 25; he dishes it back to Wycheck; he throws it across the field to Dyson. 30, 40, 50, 40, 30, 20, 10, 5, endzone...touchdown, Titans! There are no flags on the field! It's a miracle! Tennessee has pulled a miracle! A miracle for the Titans!"

by TennesseeTyrants on Jan 9, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions  

sounds good

a buddy of mine shot a deer and told me to take 2-3 lbs of the meat with me when I went back home after Christmas. so. . . I’m excited

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by Incipient_Senescence on Jan 9, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I've only had just slow cooked pork

with Stubbs. Mix the spicy and sweet about equal parts. But that’s for crack pots like me. That’s what you meant, right?

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by Joel Hollingsworth on Jan 9, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

it's not as "omfg every play is amazing!"

feeling as the first game.

But it’s more enjoyable than all those offensive snorefests in the Rose Bowl, Fiesta Bowl, etc.

by falconnuke on Jan 9, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Okay

I think we’ve come up with a name for the daughter we’re hoping to adopt from China. Naomi Faith, and we’re going to call her “Omi.”

Yeah, sounds more Japanese than Chinese, but I kinda like it.

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by Joel Hollingsworth on Jan 9, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I like it.

sweet. mother. of. breadsticks.

by RockyTopinKY on Jan 9, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Just struck me. Another girl.

That’ll make it 4 on 1. Rites may be administered at any time.

by David Hooper on Jan 9, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions  

You're forgetting the dogs

Also females. It’s a lost cause. I’ve watched both “Jump In” and some Jonas Brothers movie in the last two weeks. Hopeless.

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by Joel Hollingsworth on Jan 9, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

well, bless your heart.

One woman is enough to deal with…I can’t deal with them and I am one.

sweet. mother. of. breadsticks.

by RockyTopinKY on Jan 9, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes, but you love guns.

Speaking of which. I <3 my 10/22 something fierce. Talk about a fun gun.

by David Hooper on Jan 9, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I do <3 guns!

Should be getting my new little toy here in a couple of weeks…The Rock Island we chatted about a while back.

sweet. mother. of. breadsticks.

by RockyTopinKY on Jan 9, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, baby.

Oh, BABY.

(reference Scroll down a ways.)

by David Hooper on Jan 9, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

I love PW and I freaking DIE for Cheddar Garlic Biscuits!

I’m drooling on my keyboard.

sweet. mother. of. breadsticks.

by RockyTopinKY on Jan 9, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Ahem . . .

BRING IT!

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by Joel Hollingsworth on Jan 9, 2012 9:12 PM EST up reply actions  

HUSH it.

sweet. mother. of. breadsticks.

by RockyTopinKY on Jan 9, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

;-)

;-)

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by Joel Hollingsworth on Jan 9, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Tony won't know.

sweet. mother. of. breadsticks.

by RockyTopinKY on Jan 9, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

At some point

Tony’s going to cash in, land on the sofa with a freezer full of Ben and Jerry’s within reach and stay until his flesh grows into the fabric.

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by Joel Hollingsworth on Jan 9, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Kinda pricey - $7ish / pound, IIRC.

$7ish for something, at least. I’m half-tempted to go to the source and get it for half that price, then stick a bunch in the deep freeze.

by David Hooper on Jan 9, 2012 9:15 PM EST up reply actions  

all bacon is pricey

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by Incipient_Senescence on Jan 9, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions  

All joking aside

I’m incredibly lucky to have absolutely fantastic girls.

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by Joel Hollingsworth on Jan 9, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

sounds good to me

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by Incipient_Senescence on Jan 9, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

that why Chris took off?

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by Incipient_Senescence on Jan 9, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Whoa

Nice catch!

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by Joel Hollingsworth on Jan 9, 2012 9:04 PM EST reply actions  

Wow

This measurement is going to be close.

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by Joel Hollingsworth on Jan 9, 2012 9:10 PM EST reply actions  

Under review

looks like a bit of a pro Bama spot

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by aurabass on Jan 9, 2012 9:12 PM EST reply actions  

meh...

I’m in the same place as a lot of folks, the sheer idea of this game bores me.

I know they deserved a rematch, but man… I’d much rather watch any non SEC team in the top 10 play LSU.. Heck, I’d rather watch Houston play them.

by Caban on Jan 9, 2012 9:18 PM EST reply actions  

Just remember

this will hopefully put another nail in the BCS coffin.

by VolfanatETSU on Jan 9, 2012 9:21 PM EST up reply actions  

The funny thing is, any kind of playdown would make a game like this even more likely.

It’s not that unpossible for a conference to have two teams in the top 4 or 8.

by David Hooper on Jan 9, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Thats a good point

But at least we wouldn’t have to listen to the “they don’t deserve to be there” complaints as much. (hopefully)

by VolfanatETSU on Jan 9, 2012 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

the funny thing

this was the first game in recent memory where, imo, the only two teams with any claim to the game are the two teams in it.

by falconnuke on Jan 9, 2012 9:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I can see that.

I have no problem with the argument for Okie State, honestly. They were no derpier at ISU than LSU was in Tuscaloosa; they just didn’t get as lucky.

by David Hooper on Jan 9, 2012 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

gonna disagree here

Oklahoma State’s argument is as good as Alabama’s argument. Or at least very, very close.

If you think this is clear cut, what do you say about two years ago? More painfully obvious than you could ever imagine something could be?

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by Incipient_Senescence on Jan 9, 2012 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

2 years ago...

I’m still pissed about the "little sisters of the poor’ game being set up.

OSU, well, imo, when they star playing something approaching defense, maybe they have an argument. but until then, they’ll just be another Oklahoma or Ohio State

by falconnuke on Jan 9, 2012 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

that's what I thought until I watched Bedlam

their defense was really, really impressive. I became a believer

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by Incipient_Senescence on Jan 9, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

yep...

and that Iowa State game felt like a total fluke.

by Caban on Jan 9, 2012 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

a fluke that you could see coming a thousand miles away

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by Incipient_Senescence on Jan 9, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll say,,,

that if I believed in soul selling, that game’s exactly what an Alabama fan selling his soul for an upset would look like.

by Caban on Jan 9, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I was utterly convinced...

that there was a cabal of Bama fans selling their souls for wins over UT when I was little.

The early 90s was a series of unexplainable Bama wins in the series.

by Caban on Jan 9, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Nope.

But it’s like having wild card teams make the Super Bowl. You’re getting the teams that were hot in January, not necessarily the ones that were hot in September through December. I have no problem with that, but it irks me to hear people talk about playoffs as a more fair way to find a #1 when they’re really talking about what they’ve seen during the regular season.

by David Hooper on Jan 9, 2012 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Sometimes the generic term is easier.

Playoff carries more specific connotations to some people, and a few don’t see the +1 concept as a playoff.

But no: haven’t been reading Thorp.

by David Hooper on Jan 10, 2012 9:41 AM EST up reply actions  

the only time the BCS will have any legitimacy

is when they start handing the trophy to the winner of the SEC title game and cancelling the BCS title game

by falconnuke on Jan 9, 2012 9:24 PM EST up reply actions  

would've made 2001 even more depressing

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by Incipient_Senescence on Jan 9, 2012 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

where have I see this before?

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by Incipient_Senescence on Jan 9, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Does anyone else here?

Think everyone obsessing about finding an indisputable #1 team in college football, is missing the entire point of college football?

by Caban on Jan 9, 2012 9:36 PM EST reply actions  

pretty much

now, the other big-$$$ bowl game issues, that’s a completely different story. Especially with the bull that happens every year (VA Tech vs Michigan, while 1-loss Boise State plays 6-6 Arizona State)

by falconnuke on Jan 9, 2012 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

and Arkansas and Kansas State and Michigan State and South Carolina

and Georgia and Oklahoma and Baylor (while we’re listing teams better than either VT or Michigan)

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by Incipient_Senescence on Jan 9, 2012 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

And about half the SEC that lost more games

especially since VT had one of the easiest schedules in the country

by falconnuke on Jan 9, 2012 9:41 PM EST up reply actions  

That too.

But fixing that would require taking the bowls out of the hands of the bowl committees and placing it in the hands of a central committee.

by David Hooper on Jan 9, 2012 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm just gonna say...

I was there for the National Championship, and it felt kind of empty. You kind of expect some great feeling, but once you’re there it’s kind of a letdown.

It’s nice and all, and the bragging rights for a year are great… but I honestly prefer the feeling of winning an SEC title to that of winning the NC.

by Caban on Jan 9, 2012 9:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I guess...

thats because at the end of it all, the NC celebration was really just a celebration of a win over Florida State since I’d celebrated all the other wins already. And its really hard to care about FSU, being a Tennessee fan.

by Caban on Jan 9, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Tyrann Matthieu is to Honey Badger

as John Chavis is to . . . ?

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by Joel Hollingsworth on Jan 9, 2012 9:44 PM EST reply actions  

Master Walrus?

sweet. mother. of. breadsticks.

by RockyTopinKY on Jan 9, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I would have had much more tolerance for it

Had it not been for (1) the guy continually talking trash to a three-TD underdog Tennessee team, and (2) that sucker swipe late in the first Alabama game.

The guy’s good, though, and the meme has been perfectly played and timed. The masses are just now getting on the wave. But yeah, I can’t tell you how many times I heard it with the TVs on all day. Some guy even came in wanting me to print a shirt with the full un-Fumerized phrase on it today.

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by Joel Hollingsworth on Jan 9, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Alabama has a shot to get to 9

which would pretty much end this

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by Incipient_Senescence on Jan 9, 2012 9:46 PM EST reply actions  

game

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by Incipient_Senescence on Jan 9, 2012 9:47 PM EST up reply actions  

blouses.

sweet. mother. of. breadsticks.

by RockyTopinKY on Jan 9, 2012 9:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Anyone think its a possibility...

that Chavis only said no temporarily because of the NC game?

Also, how many idiot fans would lose their mind if Chavis were rehired?

by Caban on Jan 9, 2012 9:46 PM EST reply actions  

oh...

he was godawful when it came to 3rd down and long for some reason, but he was good at everything else

by Caban on Jan 9, 2012 9:48 PM EST up reply actions  

And having had the success he had at LSU,

it’d be pretty easy for him to recruit good talent to Tennessee.

by David Hooper on Jan 9, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

except all reports say he doesn't actually bother to recruit

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by Incipient_Senescence on Jan 9, 2012 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

he doesn't go out on the road...

but he does close things out in his office.

God knows he never had trouble closing out on prospects at UT

by Caban on Jan 9, 2012 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

which direction of idiots are you talking about?

the kind that think it means we made a crap hire, or the kind that think it means we’re back?

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by Incipient_Senescence on Jan 9, 2012 9:48 PM EST up reply actions  

crap hire

thinking the hatvols of the world

by Caban on Jan 9, 2012 9:48 PM EST up reply actions  

by that...

I mean you can think its a mediocre hire, and I have no complaints.

Just want to see the folks who start claiming they are abandoning UT football for good because we hired John Chavis. The guys who claim they donate $10k per year and will stop now, while posting anonymously on a free UT message board.

by Caban on Jan 9, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Bama dominated offensively?

really? I mean, they only scored 9 points…

by falconnuke on Jan 9, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Les Miles...

is just playing hard to get.

Erin Andrews will intervene for LSU in an attempt to gain his affections now.

by Caban on Jan 9, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

roasted turkey leg...

and a whole roasted ear of corn at a state fair = win

by Caban on Jan 9, 2012 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

lies...

Deep Fried Twinkie.

And a beer at a state fair.

by falconnuke on Jan 9, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Ever tried making gyros?

Ground lamb and rosemary in a meatloaf pan works surprisingly well. And tzatziki is easy to make.

Can’t believe tzatziki sets off my spell-check.

by Caban on Jan 9, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I just call it Tarski sauce

because I never could actually pronounce it

aaaaaaaaaand

/philosopher’d

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by Incipient_Senescence on Jan 9, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Haven't tried, but I should.

And I say cucumber sauce when I’m around people who don’t know what tzatziki is.

by David Hooper on Jan 9, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I absolutely have to make it to Greece and Turkey someday...

Ruins of the Greek and Roman Empires… plus kebabs and gyros.

by Caban on Jan 9, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

anywhere in Europe

plenty of kebabs. it’s like the Europe version of Taco Bell

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by Incipient_Senescence on Jan 9, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

this?

It almost looks nsfw

by Caban on Jan 9, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I need this in my life.

Get rid of the cherry and she’s perfect.

sweet. mother. of. breadsticks.

by RockyTopinKY on Jan 9, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

and the plate

needs to be served on a paper towel or wax paper

by falconnuke on Jan 9, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

but how else...

are you going to smother it in raspberry syrup?

by falconnuke on Jan 9, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

dipping station.

Or raspberry syrup in those new ketchup packets that Chik fil-a is using…dip or squeeze.

Plus, free hand can hold milkshake, rootbeer float, or beer.

sweet. mother. of. breadsticks.

by RockyTopinKY on Jan 9, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

mnmmmmm.... beer.....

no lactose in beer (well, except milk stouts but let’s not go there)

by falconnuke on Jan 9, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

geez...

I can completely see Golden Corral having a fried-bacon-twinkie dressing station.

As an aside I mistakenly got drug to a Golden Corral on Veterans Day. It was absolute hell(even though I love veterans).

by Caban on Jan 9, 2012 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

PW has some awesome recipes.

You cannot beat her cinnamon rolls.

sweet. mother. of. breadsticks.

by RockyTopinKY on Jan 9, 2012 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Those Bama fan's daughter

should be hanged by her big toes

by Caban on Jan 9, 2012 9:59 PM EST reply actions  

Man...

he sucked. How do you run out of time?

Dude took like 15 seconds for his first kick.

by Caban on Jan 9, 2012 10:07 PM EST reply actions  

he couldn't even get a ball 35 yards in the air

AND he took 15 seconds for his first kick

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by Incipient_Senescence on Jan 9, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

nah...

he’s our new special teams coach.

Or the future HC for the next school that hires Mike Hamilton.

by Caban on Jan 9, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Why do they never show the number of plays in TV stats?

I care about that a lot more than TOP. (Which I know they didn’t show there, but still.)

by David Hooper on Jan 9, 2012 10:11 PM EST reply actions  

Bama is a lot more explosive

this game than the first time they played

by falconnuke on Jan 9, 2012 10:14 PM EST reply actions  

It's weird how Alabama's offense feels so slow.

You know they’re running as fast as anybody else, but they make it look plodding.

by David Hooper on Jan 9, 2012 10:14 PM EST reply actions  

I think they are just deliberate...

they take their time, but it feels like its just with the intent of being efficient.

by Caban on Jan 9, 2012 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah. It's very effective.

But it makes everything feel slow – even the opposing defense. Weird.

by David Hooper on Jan 9, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions  

what the double digits?

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by Incipient_Senescence on Jan 9, 2012 10:16 PM EST reply actions  

who would've guessed

that at some point, it’d be 12-0

by falconnuke on Jan 9, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I wish I was a billionaire...

if only because I’d offer Saban 10mil/year to coach my NFL team

by Caban on Jan 9, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions  

but he can't cheat on recruiting in the NFL

I think

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by Incipient_Senescence on Jan 9, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah...

but I’d only own an NFL teams so I could hire away good coaches of rival teams

by Caban on Jan 9, 2012 10:20 PM EST up reply actions  

ah, I gotcha

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by Incipient_Senescence on Jan 9, 2012 10:20 PM EST up reply actions  

heck...

if I owned an EPL team, I’d hire him away too

by Caban on Jan 9, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd just sign all of the starters from whatever team was drawn into the US' group

and then play them every single game until dead

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by Incipient_Senescence on Jan 9, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

.

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by Incipient_Senescence on Jan 9, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

LSU suddenly looks flat out bad...

please win LSU, I don’t want the redneck Bama fans here to become completely insufferable.

The normal ones are fine, I just can’t stand the inordinate number that actually get angry enough to fight over things like the number of national championships or the possibility that Bear Bryant may not have been a saint.

by Caban on Jan 9, 2012 10:17 PM EST reply actions  

FOURTEEN CHAMPIONSHIPS!!! WOOOO!

"Do the Titans have a miracle left in them in what has been a magical season to this point? If they do, they need it now. Christie kicks it high and short. Gonna be fielded by Lorenzo Neal at the 25; he dishes it back to Wycheck; he throws it across the field to Dyson. 30, 40, 50, 40, 30, 20, 10, 5, endzone...touchdown, Titans! There are no flags on the field! It's a miracle! Tennessee has pulled a miracle! A miracle for the Titans!"

by TennesseeTyrants on Jan 9, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

DY and DY nation is trending on twitter

I had no idea Devrin was so popular

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by Incipient_Senescence on Jan 9, 2012 10:23 PM EST reply actions  

It's twitter

everything trends on twitter.

by falconnuke on Jan 9, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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by Incipient_Senescence on Jan 9, 2012 10:24 PM EST reply actions  

okay never mind, he did call a fair catch

but boooooooooo anyways

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by Incipient_Senescence on Jan 9, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Bama sure picked a good day...

to play their best game of the season

by Caban on Jan 9, 2012 10:27 PM EST reply actions  

No kidding.

Has anybody else been up four scores on LSU this year?

by David Hooper on Jan 9, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions  

heh

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by Incipient_Senescence on Jan 9, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Speaking of medical

Did Herman Lathers get put on a medical redshirt, or did we euthanize him?

by Ben Miller on Jan 9, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Euthanize?

Jeez, no wonder coaches don’t want to come here.

"Do the Titans have a miracle left in them in what has been a magical season to this point? If they do, they need it now. Christie kicks it high and short. Gonna be fielded by Lorenzo Neal at the 25; he dishes it back to Wycheck; he throws it across the field to Dyson. 30, 40, 50, 40, 30, 20, 10, 5, endzone...touchdown, Titans! There are no flags on the field! It's a miracle! Tennessee has pulled a miracle! A miracle for the Titans!"

by TennesseeTyrants on Jan 9, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions  

speaking of veterinary treatment for our players...

would neutering our players prevent them from roaming(transferring)?

by Caban on Jan 9, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions  

why even try the option against Alabama?

how about put in the QB who can throw

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by Incipient_Senescence on Jan 9, 2012 10:34 PM EST reply actions  

what the. . .

only a Les Miles QB can do that

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by Incipient_Senescence on Jan 9, 2012 10:34 PM EST reply actions  

Umm...what the hell was that?

Bold move, Jefferson…

I like Tennessee and Vanderbilt. There aren't many like me, and they're probably better off for it.

by VolnVA on Jan 9, 2012 10:34 PM EST reply actions  

WHAT IN THE WORLD?

ok, I’m just calling it…

Bama Jean obviously sold her soul for that Ainge moment

by Caban on Jan 9, 2012 10:34 PM EST reply actions  

yeah, it was

that play was full of fail, and almost all of it was the fault of the QB.

by falconnuke on Jan 9, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Jefferson throws that away

then tries to blame the would-be receiver.

by David Hooper on Jan 9, 2012 10:35 PM EST reply actions  

lolno

they would’ve needed to make a field goal for that

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by Incipient_Senescence on Jan 9, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I won't

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by Incipient_Senescence on Jan 9, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Never

UT did absolutely nothing wrong

by falconnuke on Jan 9, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

No way is this payback...

If anything this makes things worse.

Alabama hate (>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>)^100 LSU hate

by Caban on Jan 9, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions  

this

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by Incipient_Senescence on Jan 9, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions  

My bright side...

is that eventually we have to hire a good football coach

by Caban on Jan 9, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Eventually

But the year it does happen could be like one of those movies set in the future. (Dramatic announcer voice) In the year 2098, when dinosaurs rule the earth.

by Ben Miller on Jan 9, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Ok...

LSU will win 14-12

by Caban on Jan 9, 2012 10:41 PM EST reply actions  

Look, Bama's defense is really good

But WHAT is this offense?

I like Tennessee and Vanderbilt. There aren't many like me, and they're probably better off for it.

by VolnVA on Jan 9, 2012 10:43 PM EST reply actions  

an LSU QB

versus a competent defense?

I’m starting to suspect that SEC defenses SUCKED this year

by Caban on Jan 9, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep...

LSU is obviously waaaaaaaay out of it mentally.

They need a basketball timeout badly… This feels like that one good 2h Kentucky drive.

by Caban on Jan 9, 2012 10:46 PM EST reply actions  

time for a fumble that the refs really obviously miss

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by Incipient_Senescence on Jan 9, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I've been meaning to make a list

for years now of things that have jumped the shark. The term “jump the shark” may itself make the list, but at the very top is athletes who beat themselves on the chest.

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by Joel Hollingsworth on Jan 9, 2012 10:47 PM EST reply actions  

Tebowing?

pointing up to the roof whenever athletes do anything?

by falconnuke on Jan 9, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions  

“Swagger” is also on the list.

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by Joel Hollingsworth on Jan 9, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Hadn't thought of that.

Had Boise State made that field goal, Bama might not even be in this game.

by David Hooper on Jan 9, 2012 10:52 PM EST reply actions  

and Bama...

may have not even shown up for their BCS game vs. a WVU or Clemson.

So we could end up with a perception of each team’s quality that is worlds different than what we’ll have after this one with no real change in the quality of the actual teams.

It’s amazing what one little difference can make.

by Caban on Jan 9, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Ooh, ooh. Another thing for the list

Holding up four fingers before the fourth quarter.

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by Joel Hollingsworth on Jan 9, 2012 10:53 PM EST reply actions  

ooooh, oooh

for a kicker who’s hit a 60 yarder before, when lining up for a 50 yarder, commentators saying “oh, this is a chip shot for him”

by falconnuke on Jan 9, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions  

isn't he running for Senative

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by Incipient_Senescence on Jan 9, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Holy crap...

I thought that was a joke.

Don’t want to get too into politics, but he’s gonna get massacred.

by Caban on Jan 9, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Seriously...

change QBs LSU, if he hasn’t gotten it done in the first 3.5 quarters it’s not likely to change.

by Caban on Jan 9, 2012 11:09 PM EST reply actions  

They almost crossed midfield

Then the force field forced him backwards.

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by VolnVA on Jan 9, 2012 11:09 PM EST reply actions  

Holy offensive outburst, Batman!

I like Tennessee and Vanderbilt. There aren't many like me, and they're probably better off for it.

by VolnVA on Jan 9, 2012 11:10 PM EST up reply actions  

he's lost out there...

they need to change QBs. Dumb Les Miles showed up tonight.

by Caban on Jan 9, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I don't think he understands the option

I like Tennessee and Vanderbilt. There aren't many like me, and they're probably better off for it.

by VolnVA on Jan 9, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions  

it's not like that type of option works against Bama

if they had been using the read option or the one that Florida used during the national championship year with Tebow, maybe.

by falconnuke on Jan 9, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions  

CHANGE QUARTERBACKS

the current guy is playing like Joey Matthews

by Caban on Jan 9, 2012 11:12 PM EST reply actions  

Jefferson has been atrocious

Jarrett Lee should have seen action tonight…unbelievable.

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by VolnVA on Jan 9, 2012 11:12 PM EST reply actions  

This is frustating...

LSU has a perfectly competent backup and they refuse to use him in the most important game they could possibly play.

This is like some nightmare designed just for LSU fans

by Caban on Jan 9, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions  

4th and 18

There is no joy in Baton Rouge, Casey Clausen does not play for the Tigers.

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by VolnVA on Jan 9, 2012 11:14 PM EST reply actions  

Nice to see a New Orleans team

Actually play a game with unbiased refs

oops, that might’ve been offensive….

by falconnuke on Jan 9, 2012 11:15 PM EST reply actions  

And the Valley Shook...

is 10% fans mad at Les Miles for not playing Lee, and 90% fans bending over backwards to excuse Les Miles.

Please tell me everyone else sees that their offensive struggles are largely the result of Jefferson being terrible today.

by Caban on Jan 9, 2012 11:18 PM EST reply actions  

Oh, yes.

But there’s no sense in expecting LSU fans to be unbiased about it. We wouldn’t be any better.

by David Hooper on Jan 9, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions  

True...

We had fans ready to fire Fulmer after the 99 Florida game, and folks constantly excusing him for felonies committed by his players

by Caban on Jan 9, 2012 11:20 PM EST up reply actions  

and I'm not kidding...

I specifically remember taking a call in the 3Q of the 99 Florida game from a friend’s brother demanding Fulmer be fired.

by Caban on Jan 9, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions  

so LSU's unnecessarily positive....

and we’re quick to be clamoring for someone to be fired?

by falconnuke on Jan 9, 2012 11:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Sounds about right, honestly.

I was surprised how negative UT fans could be when I moved here.

by David Hooper on Jan 9, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions  

obvious struggles are obvious

why not go to Lee? why? that’s the only way they beat us last year

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by Incipient_Senescence on Jan 9, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Les Miles has brought them to the promised land

he’ll be considered a coaching genius for a few more years

by falconnuke on Jan 9, 2012 11:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I still hope that the kicker gets MVP.

Even with that missed XP, Bama’s up by 7 scores.

by David Hooper on Jan 9, 2012 11:21 PM EST reply actions  

Given that this game involved Bama and LSU fans,

I wonder what kinds of bets will have to be paid up this week.

by David Hooper on Jan 9, 2012 11:23 PM EST reply actions  

I can forget listening to 102.3...

out of Chattanooga(sports talk radio) for the next 9 months.

It’s usually at least amusing, but it’s going to be insufferable until they lose their next game or Saban leaves.

by Caban on Jan 9, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions  

lulz...

STILL playing Jefferson.

This loss is entirely on Jefferson and Miles.

by Caban on Jan 9, 2012 11:26 PM EST reply actions  

So, been watching the game, but to ask it

Keeping Jordan Jefferson in the game all game long is the worst decision in the history of against-Alabama football dating back to not getting Lincoln a closer FG attempt, right?

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by bobothevol on Jan 9, 2012 11:28 PM EST reply actions  

I believe its worse than that...

just because not playing Lee is actually a continuous series of bad decisions equivalent to not getting Lincoln closer.

by Caban on Jan 9, 2012 11:30 PM EST up reply actions  

True.

So the worst decision in the history of ever.

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by bobothevol on Jan 9, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions  

BTW

EU3 is HARD.

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by bobothevol on Jan 9, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions  

word...

did you read any of the AARs or the wiki?

I think the tutorial may actually be useful in the latest edition too.

by Caban on Jan 9, 2012 11:32 PM EST up reply actions  

No. It isn't. At all. In any way. At all. Period.

I’ve looked through like 30 pages of the Audacity of Hope thing. That was baller.

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by bobothevol on Jan 9, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah...

he eventually forces Portugal to convert to a Shamanist tribe.
That’s some hilarious alternate history, I can just imagine the looks on the Portuguese peasants faces as the Iroquois war canoes start landing on the beaches.

by Caban on Jan 9, 2012 11:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I feel like I've reached the not-interesting point.

The point where he knows he’s going to win, he just has to figure out how.

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by bobothevol on Jan 9, 2012 11:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Few LSU folks...

calling for Les Miles head.

I’d love for the random idiots to get their wish, and for LSU to resume the place they occupied in the SEC for the better part of 3 decades before Saban arrived.

by Caban on Jan 9, 2012 11:29 PM EST reply actions  

Fail At All The Things!

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by bobothevol on Jan 9, 2012 11:30 PM EST reply actions  

Oh, here we go.

Musburger’s been saving this one up for a long time.

by David Hooper on Jan 9, 2012 11:30 PM EST reply actions  

"Do we clap like normal people?

Or like our head coach?"

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by bobothevol on Jan 9, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions  

"But if I eat grass do we win?

Did Les remember to eat his grass? Maybe someone should remind him…."

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by bobothevol on Jan 9, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Quick...

someone call Chavis.

by Caban on Jan 9, 2012 11:30 PM EST reply actions  

!

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by bobothevol on Jan 9, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't...

winning is great and all, but what’s the point if you aren’t allowed to enjoy it?

by Caban on Jan 9, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, they're enjoying it.

And I have no problem with the shower. I just get bored watching it so often.

by David Hooper on Jan 9, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I want to see a coach Gatoraide bath themsleves.

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by bobothevol on Jan 9, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd do it...

after my team lost.

ESPN would love that.

by Caban on Jan 9, 2012 11:35 PM EST up reply actions  

/kiffin'd.

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by bobothevol on Jan 9, 2012 11:36 PM EST up reply actions  

This.

It’s, like, tradition.

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by bobothevol on Jan 9, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL

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by bobothevol on Jan 9, 2012 11:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Bama fans don't have SOULS.

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by bobothevol on Jan 9, 2012 11:37 PM EST up reply actions  

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by bobothevol on Jan 9, 2012 11:38 PM EST up reply actions  

And somewhere a Cowboy cries.

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by bobothevol on Jan 9, 2012 11:37 PM EST up reply actions  

and somewhere, a Cowboy/Tree says

“oh….. that’s what they meant by defense…”

by falconnuke on Jan 9, 2012 11:39 PM EST up reply actions  

WE COULD SCORE FOURTY ON THEM WE'RE MEN

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by bobothevol on Jan 9, 2012 11:40 PM EST up reply actions  

AND I STILL...

had a Cowboys fan yelling at my TV screen crying about how this defense wouldnt work on thier offense. I really wish that they would have played OSU so that they could have got beat down and finally shut them the hell up! i dont care if it was either LSU or Bama.

by C.Browning on Jan 10, 2012 1:34 PM EST up reply actions  

agreed

The only thing a Bama/LSU rematch gauranteed was the first SEC loss in the BCS championship game format.

by phil g on Jan 10, 2012 4:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, I'm out.

Was fun. I’ll have to try the pork marinade.

by David Hooper on Jan 9, 2012 11:41 PM EST reply actions  

Amusing reads for everyone...

these are AARs(After Action Reports) for a WW2 strategy game called Hearts of Iron 3. They are basically narratives written as the game is played, with screenshots provided. Some are comedies, some are very serious.

President Gary Busey and Friends(USA)

The CSA in World War 2(Confederate States)

by Caban on Jan 9, 2012 11:46 PM EST reply actions  

Gary Busey's advisors include...

Egon Spengler
General Zod
Tony Stark
Gunny

by Caban on Jan 9, 2012 11:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Help me out here

Is there a scenario out there where going 10 days without a defensive coordinator this close to Signing Day is NOT a bad sign for Dooley and our program in general? Obviously none of us knows what is actually going on behind the scenes, and the school isn’t talking, so all we’re left with is speculation and message board innuendo, but am I wrong to think that our inability to hire someone within 10 days could be indicative of major problems for us?

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by birdjam on Jan 10, 2012 9:23 AM EST reply actions  

Well, winning 21-0? In a national championship game? Kicking 5 FGs?

I just don’t know if Alabama can win consistently without getting the ball into the end zone more. I’m not sure if Nick Saban is the man for the job.

by Chris Pendley on Jan 10, 2012 9:49 AM EST up reply actions  

On a related note, I was greatly amused by all the anti-SEC folk

on Twitter last night ridiculing those offenses and saying teams like Oklahoma State would have been able to beat either of those teams. Good stuff.

I think the Colts would have had trouble moving the ball against Bama last night.

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by birdjam on Jan 10, 2012 10:08 AM EST up reply actions  

I think the Saints might have had their issues.

Certainly would’ve held them under, what was it, the 48 they put up on Detroit?

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by bobothevol on Jan 10, 2012 10:09 AM EST up reply actions  

It's a bit of a shame that a VERY crisp defensive performance by Alabama

was marred by such a hideous attempt at quarterback-like activity by Jefferson.

by David Hooper on Jan 10, 2012 10:12 AM EST up reply actions  

But seriously

The only scenario that could explain the delay and not be a bad sign would be they are doing their due diligence on making sure Shannon doesn’t bring some NCAA baggage with him, but that doesn’t make sense either because the Miami investigation is still basically in its infancy (have they even received a LOI yet?) and I doubt anyone’s name can be cleared anytime soon.

I can’t think of any other plausible scenario that doesn’t involve basically everyone we ask turning us down (or Dooley and Hart being unable to agree – frankly, either situation is bad for the program, IMO). It’s just been too long a wait to explain it away with anything else.

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by birdjam on Jan 10, 2012 11:02 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I don't know either.

If they were waiting to interview a Bama/LSU assistant, it would all make sense. Or perhaps some guy from an NFL playoff team who may or may not have lost this last weekend (though that’s less likely).

But the possibility that they’re completely blowing this one is certainly in play. It really didn’t help losing that Kentucky game, as our last image on the year is one of a bad loss, a missed bowl game, and a hot seat. I think it would be a lot easier to find replacement coaches if the team had bothered to win that game.

by David Hooper on Jan 10, 2012 11:08 AM EST up reply actions  

Naturally losing to KY was a bad thing

But losing in embarrassing fashion to end the season can’t be the sole reason we seem unable to hire a DC. Teams lose games like that all the time.

But if your point is that coaches are reluctant to come here because word on the street is that Dooley is a dead man walking, well, that’s the “bad sign for the program” that I was talking about.

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by birdjam on Jan 10, 2012 11:11 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, that was my point.

The game itself wasn’t so much the problem as was the inevitable reaction to the loss – that UT fans are now upset. (Contrast to before Hunter’s injury, when we had dreams of 50 points/game every weekend.)

by David Hooper on Jan 10, 2012 12:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Well...

I don’t think the coaching candidates care what the fans think. I’m more worried that word is out in coaching circles that Dooley is already a lame duck, regardless of what happens next year.

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by birdjam on Jan 10, 2012 12:23 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

I could see that.

I don’t think that’s the case, to be honest, but I can see the concern. I think that 8 wins would be enough to hang on for one more year, and I think that’s a lot easier in 2012 than 2011.

by David Hooper on Jan 10, 2012 12:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, nobody knows what the case is

We just know that days keep passing without us hiring anyone. We’ve been blaming the recruits we’ve lost so far on things like grades, but I would think at some point not having a defensive coordinator during a crucial recruiting time will harm us. And now is not the time for Dooley to be punting a recruiting class.

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by birdjam on Jan 10, 2012 12:53 PM EST up reply actions  

OTOH

Our opponents have scored the same amount as Bama’s opponents since the day Wilcox left. I say we keep doing what we’re doing and don’t hire anyone.

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by birdjam on Jan 10, 2012 2:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Hart could certainly clear that up with any prospective coach

and back it up contractually, so I’m not sure that’s really an issue. That would be more of an issue with recruits.

Reality is that this has been done very quietly and we’re simply debating hearsay and shadows due to lack of anything from the AD. This is mostly a result of the 24/7, always on communication technologies moving at a pace that’s different than what the AD and HC coach are ready/willing to respond to.

by phil g on Jan 10, 2012 4:35 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I'm not debating anything

I’m just making an observation that going 2 weeks without a defensive coordinator during the heart of recruiting season is not a good sign. Dooley and Hart themselves have expressed that they wanted to make a hire quickly. The fact that they have not been able to do so would seem to be a bad thing, and not an illusion of perception created by the internet.

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by birdjam on Jan 10, 2012 6:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Disappointed I missed this thread

This game would have been infinitely more exciting/fun whilst reading this.

Currently involved in the relentless pursuit of just being competitive.

by Huge Alien Head on Jan 10, 2012 9:27 AM EST reply actions  

Defensive Coordinator Position

I am starting to get a little bit frustrated with the DC vacancy. Its not the time that bothers me because its only been a week its the things floating around that just make everything look like, in the words of Gunnery Sgt Highway, a Cluster*. Now all I can attest to is what I read on the boards and the internet and what I hear on the Sports Animal. A co-worker is a member of Volquest and apparently according to Volquest Hart likes Shannon and Dooley does not? Not sure if this is true but if it is I am a little concerned by this. Additionally he said that TN offered Phil Bennett from Baylor, (this being the same Baylor that allowed an average of like 40 points a game and gave up 56 to Washington) and he turned TN down. Now this is troublesome to me on so many levels if this is true. Next TN is no longer interested in Kevin Steele due to the Orange Bowl performance however I don’t see this as much worse than Baylor? At any rate the only other candidates I have read or heard about is Tommy Spangler, the DC at La Tech, Sal Sunseri, LBs coach at AL, and the Atlanta guy, VanGorder, that just accepted Auburns DC position. Now I realize Spangler is from La Tech and this would not be viewed very well by Vol fans and I am not sure I would be overly excited about it but aside from Shannon none of the other names appear to be better to me. At least Spangler has improved his teams Defense every year. Sunseri is a position coach and not sure he is even qualified to be a DC and Dooley does not have the time for a learning curve so to speak. Neither Steele nor Bennett inspire any sort of confidence with me, and it appears obvious Shannon isn’t coming because let’s face the contract negotiations could not possibly be that big of deal. So anyone here have any thoughts on our vacant DC position.

by docrok on Jan 10, 2012 10:55 AM EST reply actions  

That story actually came from FL98

And like everything else I’ve read about the situation, I have no idea if any of it is true.

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by birdjam on Jan 10, 2012 10:59 AM EST up reply actions  

Which story

Which story came from FL98? And if TN truthfully offered the job to Bennett and he turned it down. I have at least two MAJOR concerns with this! First of all why would TN even consider this guy considering the record at Baylor, first year or Baylor’s Defense was mediocre even by BIg 12 standards, and second this guy actually turned TN down? Really this guy?

by docrok on Jan 10, 2012 11:06 AM EST up reply actions  

The Hart likes Shannon, Dooley does not

And the part about Bennett, I think. I believe the first place that stuff was mentioned was here: http://www.feelslike98.com/featured/where-we-are-and-how-we-got-there/01/09/2012/ but I could be wrong.

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by birdjam on Jan 10, 2012 11:09 AM EST up reply actions  

Thanks

All I know is what I read and hear like I said so I am not in the know. However the more I hear about being turned down the more I do not like it. I have been a Dooley supporter and continue to be however I am slightly

by docrok on Jan 10, 2012 11:18 AM EST up reply actions  

worried?

It’s like we’re finishing each other’s sentences!

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by birdjam on Jan 10, 2012 11:28 AM EST up reply actions  

Yea

OK now I reading that Steele is out at Clemson and he is calling his recruits? My first reaction is I’d fire him for that showing on National TV too, then I realized he would not be calling recruits had he been fired? Now I am concerned!

by docrok on Jan 10, 2012 11:31 AM EST up reply actions  

At this point there's nothing to fear but fear itself.

We’re all just getting worked up about rumors and inuendos created by round the clock access to blogs and chat boards due to our impatience that the HC and AD refuse to conduct their search in full view of the public. We want the AD and the coach’s business to be a live reality show and when it’s not, we invent the content that gets us all worked up.

by phil g on Jan 10, 2012 4:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not worked up by rumors

I could take or leave them. What has me worried is that we are now on Day 10 of our (official) defensive coordinator search, after Coach Dooley said at his press conference “the quicker the better” with the hire.

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by birdjam on Jan 10, 2012 6:02 PM EST up reply actions  

That story reeks...

of confirmation bias.

See, Dooley sucks and is an idiot… but Hart is a football genius.
Therefore, we’ll be better once Hart gets to hire his own coach and that moron Dooley hits the road.

It reminds me of the average fan’s opinion of every backup QB on every struggling team.

by Caban on Jan 10, 2012 5:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I find it hard for anyone to make the case this year

that Worley or Simms were better qb’s than Bray.

If I understood what you said correctly.

by falconnuke on Jan 10, 2012 6:03 PM EST up reply actions  

What I was saying...

is that believing that Hart is smart but being hamstrug by Dooley allows fans to believe that the team’s problems will be fixed as soon as Hart is in control and is able to hire his own coach. Aka, the fix will be fast and relatively painless because the problems are entirely the fault of someone we can get rid of immediately.

It’s equivalent to fans of a bad team that have convinced themselves that their savior is riding the bench. It allows them to retain some amount of hope.

If everyone believed that Hart was a moron, or that the bad team they pull for has no good QBs they’d be a lot more depressed.

And there was a sizable contingent of UT fans who were calling for Worley Bray just like there was a sizeable contingent calling for Crompton over Ainge back in 2007. Some folks are just miserable if UT isn’t perfect and will invent their own fantasy version of events to satisfy their desire to believe UT is always one change away from being a powerhouse again.

by Caban on Jan 10, 2012 6:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Ahh, ok.

I tend to not listen to the fans who are a missed pass away from panic at any given moment, so I assumed everyone realized that Bray was this year, by far, the best qb on the team.

Agree about your analysis of the “Dooley stupid, Hart smart!” attitude, though.

by falconnuke on Jan 10, 2012 7:02 PM EST up reply actions  

solid point

but Hart was a much more impressive hire than Dooley, so it’s not like there’s nothing backing up the “I trust Hart more than Dooley” sentiment

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by Incipient_Senescence on Jan 11, 2012 12:40 AM EST up reply actions  

Things floating around...

are going to float around no matter what. That’s the media age we live in. If you don’t read all the crap and just settle on one or two trusted sources, life is much less frustrating.

"It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone." A. Bartlett Giamatti

by sddbaker on Jan 10, 2012 1:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Or, even better,

hit the snooze alarm and wait until actual hires are made.

by David Hooper on Jan 10, 2012 1:25 PM EST up reply actions  

But that's not as much fun

The trick is not to get too caught up in the wishful thinking or dissapointment of the various rumors.

by phil g on Jan 10, 2012 4:41 PM EST up reply actions  

This Thread

This thread is updating very slowly for me and I assuming its because there are over 500 comments

by docrok on Jan 10, 2012 11:32 AM EST reply actions  

Grass is green.

Water is wet.

And I am irritated that we don’t have a defensive coordinator yet.

"Do the Titans have a miracle left in them in what has been a magical season to this point? If they do, they need it now. Christie kicks it high and short. Gonna be fielded by Lorenzo Neal at the 25; he dishes it back to Wycheck; he throws it across the field to Dyson. 30, 40, 50, 40, 30, 20, 10, 5, endzone...touchdown, Titans! There are no flags on the field! It's a miracle! Tennessee has pulled a miracle! A miracle for the Titans!"

by TennesseeTyrants on Jan 10, 2012 11:35 AM EST reply actions  

The rhyming was unintentional.

Maybe I should be a poet.

"Do the Titans have a miracle left in them in what has been a magical season to this point? If they do, they need it now. Christie kicks it high and short. Gonna be fielded by Lorenzo Neal at the 25; he dishes it back to Wycheck; he throws it across the field to Dyson. 30, 40, 50, 40, 30, 20, 10, 5, endzone...touchdown, Titans! There are no flags on the field! It's a miracle! Tennessee has pulled a miracle! A miracle for the Titans!"

by TennesseeTyrants on Jan 10, 2012 11:42 AM EST up reply actions  

Truth.

"Do the Titans have a miracle left in them in what has been a magical season to this point? If they do, they need it now. Christie kicks it high and short. Gonna be fielded by Lorenzo Neal at the 25; he dishes it back to Wycheck; he throws it across the field to Dyson. 30, 40, 50, 40, 30, 20, 10, 5, endzone...touchdown, Titans! There are no flags on the field! It's a miracle! Tennessee has pulled a miracle! A miracle for the Titans!"

by TennesseeTyrants on Jan 10, 2012 1:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Everybody be happy!

WE BEAT FLORIDA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone." A. Bartlett Giamatti

by sddbaker on Jan 10, 2012 1:05 PM EST reply actions  

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