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Cry Havoc! And Let Slip the Bruce of War.

BURN AFTER READING - Hunter Turner

MEMORANDUM FOR THE HONORABLE MICHAEL SLIVE, SEC Commissioner

SUBJECT: CASE ORANGE

Sir, our worst fears may be realized. Despite our attempts to prevent Knoxville from enriching ordinary low-level fandemonium (SEE: OPERATION OPPORTUNITYISNOWHERE), our agents on the Hill report that dangerous levels of optimism are building across across East Tennessee. Sir, I must warn you that we are on the verge of a full-blown weapons-grade BRUCE being unleashed on an unsuspecting population. I recommend that you double, no triple, the security at our next meeting (SITE: SEC MEDIA DAYS) lest operational security be compromised and a fully active BRUCE-BUTCH HYBRID become available on the SEC NETWORK.

Your loyal servant,

LANE KIFFIN

Director, SEC Special Projects

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PHOTOSHOP CREDIT: Christopher Hall (@BigDaddyRhino). Used with permission.

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