MEMORANDUM FOR THE HONORABLE MICHAEL SLIVE, SEC Commissioner
SUBJECT: CASE ORANGE
Sir, our worst fears may be realized. Despite our attempts to prevent Knoxville from enriching ordinary low-level fandemonium (SEE: OPERATION OPPORTUNITYISNOWHERE), our agents on the Hill report that dangerous levels of optimism are building across across East Tennessee. Sir, I must warn you that we are on the verge of a full-blown weapons-grade BRUCE being unleashed on an unsuspecting population. I recommend that you double, no triple, the security at our next meeting (SITE: SEC MEDIA DAYS) lest operational security be compromised and a fully active BRUCE-BUTCH HYBRID become available on the SEC NETWORK.
Your loyal servant,
Director, SEC Special Projects
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