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Hail Mary Haiku: Georgia Bulldogs edition

Round five of the Rocky Top Talk Hail Mary Haiku.

Here's the concept for those new to the game: You're behind by a touchdown or more at midfield. Only one second remains on the clock, and you have to heave the ball into a mass of players in the end zone and hope that one of your guys comes down with it. Oh, and bonus points for actually observing the traditional 5-7-5 format for haikus. Free form haikus are allowed, though. This is, after all, a desperation play.

I'll try to post the entries and open up the voting through the poll box on the right sidebar on Thursday morning. Voting will continue through Saturday morning, when I'll post the winner. The winner gets . . . the esteem of his or her peers and the derision of his or her opponents!

Enter yours below by clicking on the "Comment" link, and pass the invitation to enter along to others.

Hike! Ooooh!

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Go Pro Georgia Dawg
Come over here, Uga
We'll take you to your new home
Meet nice Mister Vick

by Vol Abroad on Oct 1, 2007 7:45 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

We are back!
War Eagle, we are back
The Big Orange now have a chance
Beat the Dawgs, win out!

by Smitty on Oct 1, 2007 10:20 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

going to the dawgs
Watch Phil snatch defeat
From the jaws of victory
Vols go to the dawgs
Ain't it good to be alive and be in Tennessee!

by ttocswob on Oct 1, 2007 11:09 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

STAY ON THE PORCH
UGA's legs are too short
can't run with the big DAWGS
just stay on the PORCH !!!
OLD SMOKEY

by old smokey on Oct 1, 2007 4:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hope my Arkansas
Bought Arkansas ticks,
hope Vols are contending then,
not playing for pride.
Visit the Georgia Podcast Network to find Georgia's best podcasts in one place.

by rustytanton on Oct 1, 2007 8:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Won't somebody think of the children?
Mommy made a bet

If Volunteers lose
I will dress my baby boy
In Georgia colors

If Tennessee wins
expat blogging Bulldog fan's
son must wear orange

by Vol Abroad on Oct 3, 2007 6:10 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Confusion
Last big win...was it
BYE or Open State?
NO...War Eagle! What???
Ain't it good to be alive and be in Tennessee!

by ttocswob on Oct 3, 2007 12:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Barbequeed Bulldog
Ever wondered what
barbequed Bulldog tastes like?
Like chicken, I guess.

by Aerobab on Oct 3, 2007 10:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm not gonna try it, you try it
Big mistake if we
Punt it to Henderson 'cuz
He likes it! Hey, Mikey!
Go Vols!

by Joel on Oct 4, 2007 6:48 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

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