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Tennessee-LSU Hail Mary Haiku

It's the Tennessee-LSU Hail Mary Haiku!

Here's the concept for new players who want to get in the game: You're behind by a touchdown or more at midfield. Only one second remains on the clock, and you have to heave the ball into a mass of players in the end zone and hope that one of your guys comes down with it. Oh, and bonus points for actually observing the traditional 5-7-5 format for haikus. Free form haikus are allowed, though. This is, after all, a desperation play.

I'll post the entries and open up the voting through the poll box on the right sidebar for the best ten or 15 entries on Thursday morning.  Voting will continue through game day, and the winner will be posted Sunday.  Maybe Monday.

Hike!  Ooooh!

Enter yours below, and pass the invitation to enter along to others.  I'll post mine below later.

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LSU haiku
The Tigers are scared,
Ainge passes over their heads,
Les Miles loses hat.
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by rustytanton on Oct 31, 2006 8:03 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

UT-LSU Haiku
I'm running with the "O-fer" for haikus this season, but maybe this week will be different:

Ainge has final laugh
that shuts Tiger yack of last
year's commedic show.

by Aerobab on Oct 31, 2006 8:33 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

da bomb
Orange Ainge will drop
da bomb on bayou bengals.
Bret Smith - give him six!!!
ttocswob

by ttocswob on Oct 31, 2006 8:45 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

UT-HAKU
Meachem,Swain or Smith
in the end zone do they list.
Ainge connects for six !!
Phil,GO VOLS !!!

by bulldurham on Oct 31, 2006 11:15 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

Haiku
Ainge ready to Geaux:
Nutrias look kinda Sleaux,
Tigers a No-Sheaux
UTC: The Best University in Chattanooga

by Volunteer Rebel on Oct 31, 2006 2:00 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Fulmer's Belly's Entry
The play is "all go"
Wait, we're playing L.S.U.?
Eric, get your helmet.
Get your Rub on!

by jon - fulmer's belly.com on Oct 31, 2006 4:25 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Quaker's entry
Jamarcus beastly
but dumb, throws interceptions
Pumps gas in four years

by Quaker on Oct 31, 2006 11:23 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Quaker's entry
LOL you win

by sainvol on Nov 1, 2006 2:19 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Sainvol's LSU Haiku
Tigers seek revenge
Volunteers need to win out
Too bad for Tigers

by sainvol on Nov 1, 2006 2:11 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

Haiku LSU week
Ainge hobblin' around,
Nothin' going on the ground
Crompton just holds on

by crazyvolfan on Nov 1, 2006 9:59 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

tnjimbob's second effort haiku
bayeux tiger's roar
drowned out by Smokey.
Vols victorious.

by tnjimbob on Nov 1, 2006 10:24 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

Vols D
Chief's defense steps up.
Fans holler "NO MORE MUSTANG!"
Russell ends up flat.

by tnjimbob on Nov 1, 2006 10:29 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

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