Time for the Hail Mary Haiku!
Okay, here's the idea. You're behind by 7 or more at midfield. Only one second remains on the clock, and so you have to heave the ball into a mass of players in the end zone and hope that one of your guys comes down with it.
Sixty seconds to come up with a haiku relating to the Cal game. Hike!
Anticipation
Football time in Tennessee
Win or mauled by bear?
Football time in Tennessee
Win or mauled by bear?
That's pretty bad. Go ahead and heave one. Maybe somebody will actually score.