Hail Mary Haiku: Florida Gators edition
by Joel Hollingsworth on Sep 10, 2007 6:34 AM EDT
in Tennessee Volunteer Football
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PrintRound three of the Rocky Top Talk Hail Mary Haiku.
Here's the concept for those new to the game: You're behind by a touchdown or more at midfield. Only one second remains on the clock, and you have to heave the ball into a mass of players in the end zone and hope that one of your guys comes down with it. Oh, and bonus points for actually observing the traditional 5-7-5 format for haikus. Free form haikus are allowed, though. This is, after all, a desperation play.
I'll try to post the entries and open up the voting through the poll box on the right sidebar on Thursday morning. Voting will continue through Saturday morning, when I'll post the winner. The winner gets . . . the esteem of his or her peers and the derision of his or her opponents!
Enter yours below by clicking on the "Comment" link and pass the invitation to enter along to others.
Hike! Ooooh!
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Haiku - jean shorts
Don't want to see that again,
Run down the clock, score.
Gators
Be glad Al Wilson isn't here
It be broke elbow.
by Smitty @ Rocky Top Talk on Sep 10, 2007 9:57 AM EDT reply actions
OLD SMOKEYS BIG TAILGATE PARTY
by old smokey on Sep 10, 2007 12:38 PM EDT reply actions
Gaytors
Tebow can't beat Vols with draw
plays, Ainge chomps again!
Here are 5 or so
coupled with cry, redundant
read your Herban & Meyer
SAT 8-9-0
With a home-school diploma
Testing bound'ries, ass
Dopers and brawlers
Thieves and shootists
Geightors and cheats
Widen your redneck
You need some Jorts
Flock towards Gunsville
what a total Geightor
arrogant pompous douchebag
you don't impress me
by LWS on Sep 11, 2007 8:43 AM EDT reply actions
Air Attack
Ainge aerial at Austin
Touchdown area!
Wait a minute...
Attack archrival
Ainge aerial at Austin
'aouchdown' area!
Up in Smoke
Gators need bud and guns too
Where are Doritos?
Prepare to die
Inigo Montoya, you
took our cheese, prepare to die
by Joel Hollingsworth on Sep 13, 2007 6:47 AM EDT reply actions
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