Hail Mary Haiku: Arkansas State Indians edition
Round four of the Rocky Top Talk Hail Mary Haiku.
Here's the concept for those new to the game: You're behind by a touchdown or more at midfield. Only one second remains on the clock, and you have to heave the ball into a mass of players in the end zone and hope that one of your guys comes down with it. Oh, and bonus points for actually observing the traditional 5-7-5 format for haikus. Free form haikus are allowed, though. This is, after all, a desperation play.
I'll try to post the entries and open up the voting through the poll box on the right sidebar on Thursday morning. Voting will continue through Saturday morning, when I'll post the winner. The winner gets . . . the esteem of his or her peers and the derision of his or her opponents!
Enter yours below by clicking on the "Comment" link, and pass the invitation to enter along to others.
Hike! Ooooh!
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Trail of Tears?
Tennessee on the rebound.
Trail of Volun-tears?
by Joel on Sep 18, 2007 7:03 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Haiku: Fulmer style
Makes me want to work like heck
To make Vols like doughnut
by Smitty on Sep 18, 2007 8:42 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
SMOKEYS PEACE PIPE
call Old Smokey
pro injun fighter
by old smokey on Sep 18, 2007 9:15 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Philip Fulmer
The honeymoon is over.
Vol fans Divorce U
by ttocswob on Sep 18, 2007 9:17 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Speaking of "The Big D"...
by Aerobab on Sep 18, 2007 10:07 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"The Big D"
BTW from Michael Silence, via Instapundit:
"First Pat Summitt, now Bruce Pearl. If success in UT athletics means marital problems, Phil Fulmer has nothing to worry about."
by ttocswob on Sep 18, 2007 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This Haiku is OVER!
down, don't even read my piece.
Vote smart, vote for Joel!
by Volorado on Sep 18, 2007 9:52 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Haiku
Blowout win good for the soul
Muy cocktails to you
by CatFanInDC on Sep 18, 2007 10:11 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Haiku
Not enough for this Vol fan
Beating Ark St helps
OT: whats the deal with both head Basketball coaches getting divorced? Is there something we need to know? LOL
by Lunicidal VOL on Sep 18, 2007 11:38 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
ouf
All should lay down their pencils,
and revere in Joel's.
by belligerentme on Sep 18, 2007 11:41 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Peace Pipe
Fulmer passes peace pipe to fans;
Injuns have no hope.
by Aerobab on Sep 18, 2007 12:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Aftermath
Vols competitive were not
Faith in Fulmer lost?
by volinal on Sep 18, 2007 2:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Divorce is the secret of champions
Leave your wife for a doughnut,
That's how to win again.
by rustytanton on Sep 18, 2007 4:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Why bother?
Not even haiku
writing, makes us feel better
about this season.
Just kidding...poetry is good for the soul, hope springs eternal, right?
by Vol Abroad on Sep 19, 2007 2:49 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
SmittyII (Good)
Fulmer wants the Vols on par
with jelly doughnut
by Smitty on Sep 19, 2007 2:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hot Springs Village
Cigarettes, Poker, Bingo...
Phil can retire there
Erik Estrada take me away
by belligerentme on Sep 19, 2007 4:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

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